Eggsellent!

Eggs. Store-bought eggs. Free-range chickens on my friends’ farm eggs. What a difference in flavor. But wait, there’s more!-- more exotic eggs to enjoy in this world. Like, for example, guinea fowl eggs.

We have a flock of guinea fowl running (semi-)wild and free at the barn where I board my horse, currently numbering about 14. They go where they please – including into the grain room if someone forgets to shut the door – and eat bugs and other yummy natural stuff besides their game bird feed. (They also cause a ruckus when the overprotective daddy fowl decide to protect their precious mama fowl and baby keets from the big bad horses.) :eek:

But I digress, as is often my wont. Why, once when I was composing a post about alligators I found myself examining the role of the aspidistra in 19th century literature and

:o

Ahem. :smack:

Anyway, my point, such as it was, is that I raided a nest for some guinea fowl eggs and tried them. No, no, I assure you, the mother hen suffered no trauma from this rude abduction of potential offspring. Guinea fowl, after all, lay a good couple dozen eggs per brood. Why, we once found a nest where (we fervently hoped it was) two different hens combined their maternal production into a 40+ egg clutch.

So. To me, the true test of egg flavor is hard-boiled, eaten unsalted. Egg and nothing but egg. The nascent keetery, I must say, have very hard, dense shells – far more resistant to breaching than chicken eggs. When one finally does smash one’s way in, an unfortunate amount of white peels away with the shell. Nonetheless, I can report that what’s left to devour is delicious – a bit more assertive than hen eggs, but not unduly gamy, and the little yolk in its little envelope of white is rich in both color and flavor.

Today I ventured into another dimension of eggsellence – into the World of the Duck. A friend has a mixed flock of several French mallards, some larger, white Pekins, and a few Indian runners – truly bizarre critters. They roam free in her yard, splash about in the pool she’s made for them, and generally enjoy life immensely. Now that it’s spring, they’re also laying like crazy and she’s happy, indeed pathetically eager to share the bounty. So I took a dozen assorted eggs home to try.

To give you an idea of size, here is an illustration of several different fowl’s production. Notice the lovely pale blue-green color of the mallard egg. It’s about chicken-sized. The Pekin duck egg, though, is huge. Nevertheless, duck eggs hard-boil just as nicely as chicken eggs.

So… duly cooked, cooled, and now to be eaten. I chose a Pekin egg to try. The shell was much more chickenlike than a guinea fowl’s in hardness and thickness, and peeled away easily. The yolk is IMMENSE! There’s a far higher yolk-to-white ratio in a duck’s egg compared to a hen’s. It’s also a deep vibrant yellow.

And how was it? YUM. No, let me make that YUM!!! Rich egg flavor in the velvet-smooth yolk. Quite possibly the best egg I’ve ever eaten. :slight_smile:

Now, if I could just find someone with some goose eggs for me to try…

I’ve seen a few raised in the Pit. Just wait for the lastest poster to be hit over the head. :slight_smile:

Well, I’m not quite the egg connoisseur (hah! spelled it right on the first try!) that you are, but we do make a point of buying free-range eggs. When the little country store down the road has them, we buy from “Nancy’s Nests” in her recycled egg cartons (as in, turn in your clean empties and she crosses off whatever doesn’t apply to her and reuses them). Otherwise we get the packaged ones from whatever Big Organic Egg Producer supplies the grocery store.

But we did discover that milk that comes in a glass bottle tastes oh-so-much better than the stuff in plastic jugs. Unfortunately they don’t have it every day.

And now fresh cheese curds today . . . oh what fun to live in America’s Dairyland. (Yes I know eggs aren’t strictly a dairy product, but you know what I mean.)

I, too, have eggs on the brain. I’m currently writing a research paper (technically due today, but who’s counting?) on the egg element of the myth of Helen. I have really never thought about eggs and their meaning so much in my life. I don’t think I could bear to eat any!

Guinea fowl eggs are very good in place of chicken eggs in cakes and other baked goods. My grandparents had guineas when we were younger. They are great to have around, as they eat bugs, give you eggs, and are great “watchbirds”. They raise a ruckus if they sense a threat of any kind. I miss those birds.

I never thought it.

ETF, you just made me fervently jealous of your eggs. That post was like reading eggy food porn. Or foody egg porn. One of the two.

Now I want me some duck eggs!

Buying a free range egg from the store can have uneggspected results

You should devil some of these eggs, and let us know the results.

Yeh, but wouldn’t there be a little blood in the yolk? I hate it when you crack open an egg and find bits of bloody-looking stuff in there.

The farm shop near me sells turkey eggs - I’ve tried them. The shell is a bit bumpy and slightly glossy - they’re a little larger than standard hen eggs. The shell seemed more brittle - thicker and sort of crumbly/chalky, but the inner membrane was very tough and leathery - making it quite hard to crack them open without breaking the yolk - I had to crack them and use a knife to start a tear in the membrane.
They taste pretty much like hen eggs. The whites were very bright pure white.

I raised ducks last summer and vividly remember my first Indian Runner egg. I fried it, sunny-side up. It was a double yolker and it was incredibly rich and delicious.

Now I’m dying for a really good omelette. With orange juice and fruit salad, sitting outside on the porch and watching the sun come up. :frowning:

I have access to a couple of private hen-keepers, and occasionally get fresh-laid eggs from free range hens. My favorite thing to do with these beauties is to poach them gently in salted water for about 3.5 minutes. It’s amazing how the white stays plump and oval from an egg that fresh. Then I serve it with a slice of toasted Italian or French bread.

The keets are incredibly adorable. Of course, when they grow up and their heads go all white bald and they grow those hideous wattles and the helmeted ones develop that spike on their heads, well… I still think they’re cute in their own weird way.

Yup, they’re amazing watchbirds, all right, and LOUD. They don’t seem to be afraid of much, either. Once in a while a coyote or fisher cat will get one of ours (or a passing car when they wander into the road by the property), but usually they’re the ones kicking ass.