Wait, are you saying the song you were describing in the OP is Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring?
Surprisingly entertaining thread
Hee. Okiedoke, I’m trying to think of another piece of music that would suit the OP’s description less than “Jesu, Joy of Man’s Desiring.” Hm. “Ave Verum Corpus” by Mozart might work.
Oh Earl Snake-Hips Tucker. You know I love to help you when possible (I live for this kinda stuff), but this one … this one …