A duck
Shit or Get Off the Pot?
Get off
left or right?
Left.
Pink elephants or White Elephant?
Pink elephants.
Stove Top Stuffing or potatoes?
potatoes.
tax-exempt or non tax-exempt?
non exempt.
Kicked in the balls, or poked in the eye?
Poked in the eye.
Disney or Warner Brothers?
Warner Brothers.
Sink or Swim?
Swim.
George or Bill?
George.
Hardy Boys or Nancy Drew?
Nancy Drew!
Truth or Freedom?
Hardy Boys.
Gold or platinum?
Gold.
Willow or Cordelia?
Willow.
Paper or plastic?
Plastic ( I saw “The Graduate.” 
Boston or New York?
New York.
Credit or debit?
debit
Gibson or Fender?
This is a good one that I didn’t think should be missed. Personally, I choose Freedom. Carry on…
Fender
Stripes or polka dots?
polka dots!
vanilla or chocolate?