the Zoggie-Broccoli survey: feel free to ignore at your leisure

[broccoli]

Allllrighty then. When me and my good pal Zoggie aren’t out performing Acts of Penguin Treason upon the populace, we like to ask each other questions… I also seem to get a lot of Spam surveys in my email. Well two great tastes that taste great together combined in my head and I just had to type out:

the Zogg-Oli survey: [sub]feel free to ignore it at your leisure[/sub]

1. Coke or Pepsi?
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
3. Spiderman or Batman?
4. Meat?
5. Simpsons?
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
7. Samantha or Genie?
8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
9. Tatoos or Piercings?
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
11. Dogs or Cats?
12. Day or Night?
13. Beach or Mountains?
14. Yes or No?
15. Gay or Striaght?
16. Message Board or Instant Message?
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
19. Old or New?
20. Chicken or Fish?
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
23. Me or You?
24. Us or Them?
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
27. College or Life Experience?
28. Monkey or Robot?
29. Video, Board, or Card games?
30. CA or NY?
31. Mohawk or Mullet?
32. All Stars or Combat Boots?
33. Target or Wal Mart?
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
35. Pizza or Fast Food?
36. Glasses or Contacts?
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
38. Black & White or Color?
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
40. French or Spanish?
41. Vader or Maul?
42. Luke or Han?
43. Pudding or Jell-o?
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
45. MTV or Indie?
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
47. Short or Tall?
48. Blind or Deaf?
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
50. huh?
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
54. WWF or Football?
55. Snakes or Rats?
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
57. Christmas or Halloween?
58. Either or Or?
59. Oldest or Youngest?
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
62. Mystery: English or American?
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
65. Wayne or Garth?
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?

And just for the record: Coke, Gn’R, spiderman, Meat - yum, Simpsons - like’em, York, Genie, Mary ann, Draw, Lowbrow, Dogs, Night, Beach, Yes, Straight, Instant Message, Kung-Fu Flick, Silver Screen, New, Chicken, the Who, Real punk, Me, Us, Bad Guy, Dumb Keanu, Life Exp, Monkey, Video games, CA, Mohawk, All Stars, Target, O’Brian, Pizza, Contacts, USA cars, Color, Pepe the Prawn, Spanish, Vader in general Maul for the fights, Han, Jell-o, Beavis and Butt-Head, neither, Real, Tall, Deaf, Yes, n/a, Handcuffs, Mrs. Cleo, Blind Date, Football, Snakes, Facial Hair, Halloween (but it’s close), Or, Oldest, Beetlejuice, Super. Thriller, American Mystery, Beef, Wheat (beer, pasta and bread are all from here), Wayne, Girl.

So - now you all know more about me than you probably cared to Mods, feel free to move this poll to MPSIMS if this really is just too pointless for you to leave here

[kniz]

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[sub]pumpernickle[/sub]

[Qadgop_the_Mercotan]

Broccoli is OK, if it’s mostly florets without many stems. I’ve never had zoggie. what is it?

QtM

[Mogwei22]

and I was just looking for something to take my mind off of my job when suddenly…a survey…oooh.

1. Wild Cherry Pepsi
2. He’s the one they call Dr. Feelgood
3. I’m Batman.
4. Meat is Murder
5. What’s a diarama?
6. Seargant
7. [tonydanza]Samantha[tonydanza]
8. mmmm…Maryann
9. Pierce me.
10. I’d like both please
11. either
12. night
13. both dammit
14. Yes!
15. BI
16. Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick
18. All
    19.New
19. poisson
20. the Who
21. 'Real Punk
22. Me
23. Us
24. Anti-Hero
25. Dumb Keanu
26. One in the same
27. Monkeybutler
28. Video
29. CA
30. Mohawk
31. All Stars
32. Target
33. O’Brian
34. Pizza
35. Glasses
36. Euro cars
37. Black
38. Rizzo the Rat
39. Francais
40. Vader
41. Han
42. $240 dollars worth of pudding…oh…yeeeahhh
43. South Park
44. Indie
45. Real
46. Tall
47. Deaf
48. Third Date Rule: Yes
49. wha?
50. hand me my leather
51. ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
52. Blind Date
53. NO
54. Rats
55. Facial Hair
56. Halloween
57. either
58. Oldest
59. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
60. Supernatural Thriller
61. Mystery: English
62. Choppin Broccoli
63. Wheat
64. Wayne
65. I still don’t know.

[monster]

1. Coke
2. Poison
3. Spiderman
4. Meat? - yummy if eaten rarely (as in both not often and doneness)
5. Simpsons? - love em
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? - can’t remember who is who
7. Genie
8. Mary Ann
9. Tatoos or Piercings? - not for me, thanks
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? - middlebrow?
11. Cats
12. Day
13. Beach
14. Yes
15. Striaght
16. Message Board
17. Gun Movie
18. T.V.
19. New
20. Fish
21. Rolling Stones
22. ‘Pop’ Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. College or Life Experience? Good mix of both
28. Robot
29. Card games
30. NY
31. Mohawk
32. All Stars
33. Target
34. Letterman
35. Pizza
36. Glasses or Contacts? Neither
37. USA
38. Color (although I happen to be wearing B&W today)
39. Pepe the Prawn
40. French
41. Vader or Maul? - don’t know enough to choose
42. Luke or Han? - don’t know enough to choose, but I like Harrison Ford better
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. MTV
46. Real (you know what…)
47. Short
48. Blind
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? No
50. huh? - That’s what I said.
51. Handcuffs
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? - Shoot me now if I have to choose.
53. Blind Date
54. Football?
55. Snakes
56. Clean Shaven
57. Halloween?
58. Either or Or? Either
59. Youngest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. Mystery: American?
63. Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)
64. Fruits & Veggies food group
65. Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Girl

[Green_Bean]

1. Coke or Pepsi?
   Coke

2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
   Guns

3. Spiderman or Batman?
   Spidey

4. Meat?
   Yes, please.

5. Simpsons?
   Mmmm…Simpsons

6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
   Whichever was Darrin #1

7. Samantha or Genie?
   Genie

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
   Mary Ann

9. Tatoos or Piercings?
   Tats

10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
    Lowbrow

11. Dogs or Cats?
    Dogs

12. Day or Night?
    Day

13. Beach or Mountains?
    Mountains

14. Yes or No?
    Yes

15. Gay or Striaght?
    Straight

16. Message Board or Instant Message?
    Message Board

17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
    Gun (unless it’s Jackie Chan)

18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
    Book

19. Old or New?
    Old

20. Chicken or Fish?
    Chicken

21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
    Who

22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
    Pop

23. Me or You?
    Me

24. Us or Them?
    Us

25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
    Anti-hero

26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
    Dumb

27. College or Life Experience?
    College IS life experience

28. Monkey or Robot?
    Monkey

29. Video, Board, or Card games?
    Card

30. CA or NY?
    NY

31. Mohawk or Mullet?
    Mohawk

32. All Stars or Combat Boots?
    Combat boots

33. Target or Wal Mart?
    Target

34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
    Sleep

35. Pizza or Fast Food?
    Pizza

36. Glasses or Contacts?
    Glasses

37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
    Japanese

38. Black & White or Color?
    Color (but not colorized)

39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
    Rizzo

40. French or Spanish?
    Spanish

41. Vader or Maul?
    Vader

42. Luke or Han?
    Han

43. Pudding or Jell-o?
    Pudding

44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
    B&B

45. MTV or Indie?
    Indie

46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
    Real

47. Short or Tall?
    Short

48. Blind or Deaf?
    Deaf

49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
    Yes

50. huh?
    !

51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
    Handcuffs

52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
    Miss Cleo

53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
    Blind Date

54. WWF or Football?
    WWF

55. Snakes or Rats?
    Snakes

56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
    Facial hair

57. Christmas or Halloween?
    Christmas

58. Either or Or?
    Either

59. Oldest or Youngest?
    Youngest

60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
    Ed

61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
    Supernatural

62. Mystery: English or American?
    English

63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
    Beef

64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    Protein

65. Wayne or Garth?
    Wayne

66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
    Girl

[Tequila_Mockingbird]

1. Coke
2. Poison
3. Batman
4. yes
5. yup
6. Dick York
7. Samantha
8. Ginger
9. Both
10. Highbrow funny
11. Cats
12. Night
13. Beach
14. No
15. Bi
16. Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick
18. Book
19. Old
20. Chicken
21. the Who
22. Real Punk
23. You
24. Us
25. Anti-Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. Life Experience
28. Monkey
29. Video games
30. CA
31. Mohawk
32. Docs!
33. Target
34. O’Brian
35. Fast Food
36. Glasses
37. USA cars
38. Black & White
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie
46. Real
47. Short
48. Deaf
49. Third Date Rule: Yes
50. wha?
51. Leather Restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo
53. Blind Date
54. Football
55. Rats
56. Facial Hair
57. Halloween
58. Either
59. Youngest
60. Edward Scissorhands
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. Mystery: English
63. Beef
64. Dairy(tough call but cheese clinched it for me)
65. Garth
66. Pat- Girl

[Nausicaa]

1. Coke or Pepsi?
   Coke

2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
   Guns

3. Spiderman or Batman?
   Spidey

4. Meat?
   Yes, please.

5. Simpsons?
   Not a big fan

6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
   Neither

7. Samantha or Genie?
   Neither

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
   The Professor

9. Tatoos or Piercings?
   Not yet

10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
    a little of both

11. Dogs or Cats?
    right now a cat but would like a dog

12. Day or Night?
    Day

13. Beach or Mountains?
    Mountains

14. Yes or No?
    Yes

15. Gay or Striaght?
    Straight

16. Message Board or Instant Message?
    Message Board

17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
    Kung-Fu

18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
    Book

19. Old or New?
    New

20. Chicken or Fish?
    I like both

21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
    Who

22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
    Pop

23. Me or You?
    Me

24. Us or Them?
    Us

25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
    Anti-hero

26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
    Dumb

27. College or Life Experience?
    College

28. Monkey or Robot?
    robot

29. Video, Board, or Card games?
    Card

30. CA or NY?
    NY

31. Mohawk or Mullet?
    bald

32. All Stars or Combat Boots?
    Tevas

33. Target or Wal Mart?
    Target

34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
    Sleep

35. Pizza or Fast Food?
    Pizza

36. Glasses or Contacts?
    Glasses

37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
    Euro

38. Black & White or Color?
    Color (but not colorized)

39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
    Pepe

40. French or Spanish?
    Spanish

41. Vader or Maul?
    Maul

42. Luke or Han?
    Han

43. Pudding or Jell-o?
    Pudding

44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
    Neither

45. MTV or Indie?
    VH1

46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
    Real

47. Short or Tall?
    Short

48. Blind or Deaf?
    Deaf

49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
    What!

50. huh?
    Say again?

51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
    leather

52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
    Kill me

53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
    fifth wheel

54. WWF or Football?
    ice skating

55. Snakes or Rats?
    a little of both

56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
    Facial hair

57. Christmas or Halloween?
    Christmas

58. Either or Or?
    Either

59. Oldest or Youngest?
    Youngest

60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
    Ed

61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
    Supernatural

62. Mystery: English or American?
    English

63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
    Beef

64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    Fruits and veggies

65. Wayne or Garth?
    neither

66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
    Guy (with all that drooling - definitely a guy)

[broccoli]

Wow! Responses! I’m in shock… I guess us humans all like talking about… um, ourselves

T_Mockingbird: Behold the power of Cheese

[NotWithoutRage]

*Originally posted by broccoli! *
**

the Zogg-Oli survey: [sub]feel free to ignore it at your leisure[/sub]**

1. Coke
2. None
3. Spiderman
4. I love meat
5. The funny ones. Which is NOT all of them.
6. Who are those guys?
7. Neither
8. Neither
9. Tats, I got one!
10. Lowbrow
11. Dogs
12. Day
13. Beach
14. No?
15. Gay
16. Message Board
17. Neither
18. TV
19. New
20. Chicken
21. Neither
22. ‘Pop’ Punk
23. Me
24. Us
25. Anti-Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. College, sigh
28. Monkey
29. Video
30. NY
31. Neither
32. Neither
33. No preference
34. Letterman
35. Fast Food?
36. Glasses
37. USA
38. Color
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Luke
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. MTV
46. Real
47. Short
48. Deaf
49. What the Hell are you talking about?
50. huh?
51. Leather Restraints
52. Ugh, neither
53. huh?
54. WWF
55. Neither
56. Clean Shaven
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Oldest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. American
63. Beef
64. Protein
65. Wayne
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy
    **
    [/QUOTE]

[armedmonkey]

Why the hell am I doing this?

1. Coke or Pepsi?
   Sweet Iced Tea

2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
   Guns and Roses

3. Spiderman or Batman?
   Spideman

4. Meat?
   T-bone, medium rare

5. Simpsons?
   No beer and no TV make Beeblebrox go crazy

6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
   Van Patten

7. Samantha or Genie?
   Both, at the same time

8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
   see #7, though if pressed - Mary Ann

9. Tatoos or Piercings?
   neither

10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
    Highbrow

11. Dogs or Cats?
    Dogs

12. Day or Night?
    Evening

13. Beach or Mountains?
    Chile, it’s great this time of year

14. Yes or No?
    Maybe

15. Gay or Striaght?
    Straight

16. Message Board or Instant Message?
    Meassage Board

17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
    see #7

18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
    Book

19. Old or New?
    new

20. Chicken or Fish?
    fish

21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
    The stones

22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
    jazz

23. Me or You?
    me

24. Us or Them?
    me

25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
    me

26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
    neither

27. College or Life Experience?
    College

28. Monkey or Robot?
    Monkey

29. Video, Board, or Card games?
    Card

30. CA or NY?
    NY

31. Mohawk or Mullet?
    Pompadour

32. All Stars or Combat Boots?
    Combat Boots

33. Target or Wal Mart?
    K-Mart

34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
    Jon Stewart

35. Pizza or Fast Food?
    Chinese takeout

36. Glasses or Contacts?
    N/A, me eyes too good 'cause me eats me spinach

37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
    American Pickups

38. Black & White or Color?
    Color

39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
    Rizo

40. French or Spanish?
    Hablo espanol un poco. No hablo frances

41. Vader or Maul?
    Broccoli, I’m your father. Now mow the grass.

42. Luke or Han?
    Han

43. Pudding or Jell-o?
    Pudding

44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
    South Park

45. MTV or Indie?
    Does MTV still play music? I wasn’t aware.

46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
    real, no fake, no wait. I’ll just say firm and shapely

47. Short or Tall?
    in between

48. Blind or Deaf?
    what? speak up.

49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
    Paradise by the dashboard light

50. huh?
    que?

51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
    silk

52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
    for what, fraud prosecution?

53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
    Chains of Love

54. WWF or Football?
    College Football. War Eagle

55. Snakes or Rats?
    Ricki Ticki Tavi

56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
    shaven

57. Christmas or Halloween?
    X-mas

58. Either or Or?
    else

59. Oldest or Youngest?
    youngest

60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
    The one with Winona Ryder

61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
    Supernatural

62. Mystery: English or American?
    don’t read 'em

63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
    both, with a mongolian hot sauce

64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    A BLT with scrambled eggs

65. Wayne or Garth?
    The Duke is way more of a cowboy than that singer guy.

66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
    hermaprodite

[broccoli]

Beeblebrox

dude, If you were my dad, that would mean HE knows how to use a PC now and will never call me for tech help again. So, as much as that would be shindig - it’s just not plausable.

One day my friends… one day all my relatives will not have to ask me computer Q’s…

Hijack over and out.

[Soda]

Disclaimer. Most of my don’t know are because I’m not American, and I have no idea what the question is even about.

1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Motley Crue. Heh.
3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman
4. Meat? Yes, please.
5. Simpsons? Funny, but I don’t follow the show.
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? I have no clue.
7. Samantha or Genie? Don’t know.
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Ditto.
9. Tatoos or Piercings? Three, altogether.
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Both.
11. Dogs or Cats? Dog. Absolutely dog.
12. Day or Night? Day
13. Beach or Mountains? Do I have to pick?
14. Yes or No? Yes
15. Gay or Striaght? Straight. Straigh acting anyway.
16. Message Board or Instant Message? Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Guns.
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? I should say book, but I watch an awful lot of television
19. Old or New? New
20. Chicken or Fish? I like both
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Stones
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Pop
23. Me or You? Me
24. Us or Them? Us
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Anti-hero
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Pretending.
27. College or Life Experience? Either one isn’t worth squat without the other.
28. Monkey or Robot? Monkey
29. Video, Board, or Card games? Board. As long as I win.
30. CA or NY? CA
31. Mohawk or Mullet?
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Combat.
33. Target or Wal Mart? Target
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Who cares.
35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza
36. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Euro
38. Black & White or Color? Color (but not colorized)
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Don’t know.
40. French or Spanish? Spanish
41. Vader or Maul? Vader
42. Luke or Han? Han
43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Parc
45. MTV or Indie? Neither.
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? What, boobs? What do I care? Eh, real.
47. Short or Tall? Short
48. Blind or Deaf? Deaf
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Stupid rules…
50. huh? wha?
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Silky scarves
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Huh?
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Fifth wheel, blind dates are from hell.
54. WWF or Football? Hockey.
55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes.
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Shaven, like two minutes ago.
57. Christmas or Halloween? Christmas
58. Either or Or? Either
59. Oldest or Youngest? Youngest
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands? Ed
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?Supernatural
62. Mystery: English or American? Swedish, ha!
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Fruits and veggies
65. Wayne or Garth?
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? What?

[pldennison]

1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke.
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? G&R, but only “Appetite.”
3. Spiderman or Batman? Hmmmm . . . early Batman, when he just killed criminals in cold blood.
4. Meat? Nope, not for 10 years now.
5. Simpsons? Hell, yeah!
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick York.
7. Samantha or Genie? Sam, by several miles.
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Ginger, and all y’all who say Mary Ann are lying. Ginger was hot.
9. Tatoos or Piercings? Neither, thank you.
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Lowbrow, mostly.
11. Dogs or Cats? Too close to call.
12. Day or Night? Day.
13. Beach or Mountains? Beach.
14. Yes or No? Let me sleep on it, baby, baby, let me sleep on it . . .
15. Gay or Striaght? Straight
16. Message Board or Instant Message? Message board.
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Gun movie.
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Silver Screen.
19. Old or New? New.
20. Chicken or Fish? Neither.
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? The Who.
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Real Punk.
23. Me or You? Me.
24. Us or Them? Us.
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Hero.
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Pretending he’s smart Keanu is much funnier.
27. College or Life Experience? Life experience.
28. Monkey or Robot? Robotic monkey.
29. Video, Board, or Card games? Card.
30. CA or NY? NY.
31. Mohawk or Mullet? Mohawk.
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Combat boots.
33. Target or Wal Mart? Target.
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman.
35. Pizza or Fast Food? Fast Food.
36. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses.
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? USA
38. Black & White or Color? Color
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Rizzo
40. French or Spanish? French
41. Vader or Maul? Vader
42. Luke or Han? Han
43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park
45. MTV or Indie? Indie
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Either.
47. Short or Tall? Short
48. Blind or Deaf? Blind
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Yes
50. huh? Asphincter says huh?
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Handcuffs
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? To kill? Pick one.
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Fifth Wheel. The girls are much bigger skanks.
54. WWF or Football? You misspelled “Baseball.”
55. Snakes or Rats? Rats.
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean shaven.
57. Christmas or Halloween? Christmas.
58. Either or Or? Either.
59. Oldest or Youngest? Youngest.
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Edward.
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Slasher.
62. Mystery: English or American? American.
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli.
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Dairy.
65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne.
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Girl.

[RocknRoll_Killing_Machine]

1. Coke or Pepsi? - Coke
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? - GnR
3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman
4. Meat? - Yum.
5. Simpsons? - Future Classic
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? - ?
7. Samantha or Genie? - Genie
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? - Mary Ann
9. Tatoos or Piercings? - Tattoos
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? - it depends
11. Dogs or Cats? - Dogs
12. Day or Night? - night
13. Beach or Mountains? - mountains
14. Yes or No? - yes
15. Gay or Striaght? -straight
16. Message Board or Instant Message? - message board
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? - kung fu
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? - book
19. Old or New? - old
20. Chicken or Fish? - chicken
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? - the who
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? - real punk
23. Me or You? - me
24. Us or Them? - us
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? - anti-hero
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? - dumb
27. College or Life Experience? - life experiences
28. Monkey or Robot? - robot
29. Video, Board, or Card games? - board / RPGS’s
30. CA or NY? - CA
31. Mohawk or Mullet? MULLET!
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? - combat
33. Target or Wal Mart? - I’d prefer to see the destruction of Wal Mart first
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? - Leno
35. Pizza or Fast Food? - Pizza
36. Glasses or Contacts? - glasses
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? - Japanese
38. Black & White or Color? - color
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? - Rizzo
40. French or Spanish? - French
41. Vader or Maul? - Vader
42. Luke or Han? - Han
43. Pudding or Jell-o? - pudding
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? - South Park
45. MTV or Indie? - Indie
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? - real
47. Short or Tall? - short
48. Blind or Deaf? - Dead
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? - yes
50. huh? - meh
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? - restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? - anything but Ms. Cleo
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? - blind date
54. WWF or Football? - football
55. Snakes or Rats? - snakes
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? shaven
57. Christmas or Halloween? - Christmas
58. Either or Or? - either
59. Oldest or Youngest? - oldest
60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? - edward
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? - thriller
62. Mystery: English or American? - English
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? - beef
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? -dairy / protein / wheat
65. Wayne or Garth? - Garth
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl - 42

[racinchikki]

1. Coke
2. Guns n’ Roses
3. Spiderman
4. Yes
5. I don’t seek them out.
6. Vicar Sergeant (No, it’s Detective Parson)
7. Samantha
8. Mary Ann
9. Piercings
10. Highbrow funny
11. Cats
12. Night
13. Mountains
14. Yes
15. Straight
16. Instant Message
17. Gun Movie
18. Book
19. Old
20. Chicken
21. the Who
22. ‘Pop’ Punk
23. Me
24. Us
25. Anti-Hero
26. Dumb Keanu
27. Life Experience
28. Robot
29. Video
30. NY
31. Mullet
32. Combat Boots
33. Wal Mart
34. Letterman
35. Fast Food
36. Contacts
37. USA
38. Black & White
39. Rizzo the Rat
40. French
41. Vader
42. Han
43. Pudding
44. South Park
45. Indie
46. Real
47. Tall
48. Deaf
49. What the Hell are you talking about?
50. huh?
51. Leather Restraints
52. Mrs. Cleo
53. Blind Date
54. WWF
55. Snakes
56. Facial Hair
57. Christmas
58. Either
59. Youngest
60. Beetlejuice
61. Supernatural Thriller
62. American
63. Beef
64. Wheat
65. Garth
66. Guy

[LindyHopper]

Oh, goody!

1. Coke.
2. Yech–those are my only choices?
3. Spiderman.
4. Yum.
5. Yes.
6. Dick York.
7. Jeannie.
8. Mary Ann.
9. Tattoos.
10. Highbrow funny.
11. Both.
12. Night.
13. Mountains.
14. Yes.
15. Straight.
16. Message Board.
17. Kung-Fu Flick.
18. Silver Screen.
19. Old.
20. Chicken.
21. The Rolling Stones.
22. Both.
23. You.
24. Us.
25. Anti-Hero.
26. Dumb Keanu.
27. College. (which is a “life experience”)
28. Robot.
29. Board games.
30. CA or NY?
31. Mohawk.
32. All Stars.
33. Target. (Wal-Mart–blech!)
34. Letterman.
35. Fast Food.
36. Glasses.
37. Japanese cars.
38. Color.
39. Who?
40. Spanish.
41. Vader.
42. Han.
43. Pudding.
44. South Park.
45. Indie.
46. Real.
47. Short.
48. Deaf.
49. What the Hell are you talking about?
50. Exactly.
51. Leather Restraints.
52. The ‘Crossing Over’ Guy. (don’t know who he is, but he’s gotta be better than Miss Cleo)
53. Fifth Wheel.
54. Basketball. (so there)
55. Snakes.
56. Facial Hair.
57. Christmas.
58. Either.
59. Oldest.
60. Edward Scissorhands.
61. Supernatural Thriller.
62. American.
63. Beef.
64. Protein.
65. Garth.
66. Girl.

[LindyHopper]

Oops.

30. NY.

[broccoli]

Wow! Someone finally clearly showed me they understood the point behind Q 50. I was wondering how long that would take…

[xanadu]

1. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, definitely.
2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Poison. Okay, you can stop laughing now!
3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman!
4. Meat? Hamburgers.
5. Simpsons? definitely
6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Whichever was the second one made a better Darrell on “Bewitched”.
7. Samantha or Genie? Samantha’s adorable.
8. Ginger or Mary Ann? The Professor!
9. Tatoos or Piercings? Piercings. they’re removable.
10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Either. Just be funny. Dirty joke funny works well, too.
11. Dogs or Cats? Dogs.
12. Day or Night? evening.
13. Beach or Mountains? can’t I have both?
14. Yes or No? Yes. Now what’s the question?
15. Gay or Striaght? Straight.
16. Message Board or Instant Message? Message Board
17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Kung-Fu flick.
18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Movies.
19. Old or New? New. I guess. Depends on what old or new things you’re talking about.
20. Chicken or Fish? Fish
21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Rolling Stones, baby!
22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Real Punk - Ramones are better than the crap we have now.
23. Me or You? Me. Now what’s the question?
24. Us or Them? I dunno. Ask Pink Floyd.
25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Hero.
26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Aren’t they the same person?
27. College or Life Experience? Life experience while attending college.
28. Monkey or Robot? Monkey.
29. Video, Board, or Card games? board. esp. Momopoly
30. CA or NY? California - especially San Francisco.
31. Mohawk or Mullet? Mohawk.
32. All Stars or Combat Boots? All stars for me
33. Target or Wal Mart? Absolutely Target. I work for that other crappy place.
34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman
35. Pizza or Fast Food? fast Food
36. Glasses or Contacts? I’m wearing contacts
37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? I’ll take either
38. Black & White or Color? Color
39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Huh?
40. French or Spanish? French. It’s more romantic.
41. Vader or Maul? neither. Luke gets my vote.
42. Luke or Han? Luke.
43. Pudding or Jell-o? Jello chocolate pudding. (The best of both worlds)
44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? I’m gonna go old school on this one - Beavis and Butthead.
45. MTV or Indie? neither.
46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? They’re real. If they weren’t, then ive wasted my money.haha
47. Short or Tall? I’m short
48. Blind or Deaf? i dunno
49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? depends on the person
50. huh? Wha?
51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? neither
52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Ms cleo
53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? 5th wheel
54. WWF or Football? they’re both equally crappy
55. Snakes or Rats? snakes
56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? clean shaven. though a little stubble’s nice
57. Christmas or Halloween? Halloween
58. Either or Or? either
59. Oldest or Youngest? I’m the oldest
60. tlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? beetlejuice
61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? slasher flick
62. Mystery: English or American? either
63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? broccoli
64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    fruits and veggies
65. Wayne or Garth? Garth. he’s adorable
66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? either/or (this was apparently the question for answer 58.)