the Zoggie-Broccoli survey: feel free to ignore at your leisure

In My Humble Opinion
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  1. Coke (diet only)
  2. Motley Crue (can’t believe I had Shout @ the Devil in 5th grade
  3. Batman
  4. Meat - sometimes
  5. Simpsons - ABSOLUTELY
  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant - mmm, the first one.
  7. Samantha
  8. Mary Ann
  9. Piercings
  10. Lowbrow funny
  11. Cats
  12. Night
  13. Beach
  14. No
  15. Striaght
  16. Message Board
  17. Gun Movie
  18. Book
  19. Old
  20. Chicken
  21. Rolling Stones
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk (sorry)
  23. Me
  24. Us
  25. Hero
  26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
  27. College
  28. Monkey
  29. Card games
  30. CA (I live here, how could I not?)
  31. Mohawk or Mullet? - Good lord, I have to choose between those horrors?
  32. All Stars
  33. Target
  34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? (pass on all 3)
  35. Pizza
  36. Glasses
  37. Japanese cars
  38. Color
  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? - eh?
  40. French
  41. Vader
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. Indie
  46. Real
  47. Short
  48. Deaf
  49. Third Date Rule: Yes
  50. huh? - come again?
  51. Handcuffs
  52. the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Rats
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas
  58. Either
  59. Oldest or Youngest? - only child!
  60. Beetlejuice
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. Mystery: English
  63. Broccoli
  64. Fruits & Veggies food group
  65. Wayne
  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? neither.
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  1. Pepsi
  2. None of them
  3. Batman
  4. On occasion
  5. Love 'em
  6. Don’t know
  7. see above
  8. see above
  9. Piercings
  10. Both
  11. Cats
  12. Both
  13. Mountains
  14. Yes
  15. Striaght
  16. Read message board while on AIM
  17. Gun Movie
  18. Read book while watching TV (I multitiask :p)
  19. New
  20. Chicken
  21. the Rolling Stones
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk
  23. You
  24. Us
  25. Bad Guy
  26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
  27. College
  28. Monkey
  29. Board games
  30. NY
  31. Mohawk
  32. Combat Boots
  33. Wal Mart
  34. No TV
  35. Fast Food
  36. Contacts
  37. USA
  38. Color
  39. Don’t know
  40. Spanish
  41. Vader!!!
  42. Luke
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. Niether
  46. Real
  47. Tall
  48. Deaf
  49. What the Hell are you talking about?
  50. Word to that
  51. Handcuffs
  52. Don’t know
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Both
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas
  58. Either
  59. Oldest
  60. Beetlejuice
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. American
  63. Beef
  64. Wheat
  65. Don’t know
  66. see above

Most of the “don’t knows” are because I am both young and have not watched TV on a regular basis for about two years.

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[sup]Since I have nothing better to do, here goes[/sup]

  1. Coke or Pepsi? Don’t care
  2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Hate them both
  3. Spiderman or Batman? Spiderman
  4. Meat? Chicken
  5. Simpsons? No
  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick York
  7. Samantha or Genie? Genie
  8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann
  9. Tatoos or Piercings? ** No**
  10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Lowbrow
  11. Dogs or Cats? cats
  12. Day or Night? Night
  13. Beach or Mountains? Mountains
  14. Yes or No? Fro What?
  15. Gay or Striaght? Straight
  16. Message Board or Instant Message? Message Board
  17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Neither
  18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Book
  19. Old or New? For what?
  20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken
  21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Stones
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? None of the choices
  23. Me or You? Again, for what?
  24. Us or Them? ** See above for answer**
  25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Anti hero
  26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? [bI just think he is a bad actor.**
  27. College or Life Experience? Too young to answer
  28. Monkey or Robot? Robot
  29. Video, Board, or Card games? Card, or board
  30. CA or NY? Ohio
  31. Mohawk or Mullet? Neither
  32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Vans
  33. Target or Wal Mart? Neither
  34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Lenno
  35. Pizza or Fast Food? Fast food
  36. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses
  37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Euro
  38. Black & White or Color? Color
  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Who are they?
  40. French or Spanish? French, Parlez-vous francais?
  41. Vader or Maul? Vader
  42. Luke or Han? Han
  43. Pudding or Jell-o? Jell-o
  44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? Hate both
  45. MTV or Indie? Neither
  46. Fake or Real (you know what.)? what do you speak of
  47. Short or Tall? Me? I’m medium
  48. Blind or Deaf? Rather go blind
  49. Third Date Rule:Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Never dated
  50. huh? really?
  51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Leather
  52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Mme Cleo
  53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? blind date
  54. WWF or Football? Suicide an option?
  55. Snakes or Rats? Rats
  56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean shaven
  57. Christmas or Halloween? Christmas
  58. Either or Or? No
  59. Oldest or Youngest? Oldest
  60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Beetlejuice
  61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? **Supernatural **
  62. Mystery: English or American? English
  63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccili
  64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Protein
  65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne
  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Who are you talking about?
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  1. Coke
  2. Guns n’ Roses,
  3. Batman?
  4. Meat? Depends on my mood.
  5. Simpsons? Yep
  6. or Dick Seargant?
  7. Genie?
  8. Ginger (Anyone that knows me, knows why.)
  9. Piercings
  10. Highbrow funny
  11. Dogs (Bunnies!)
  12. Day
  13. Mountains
  14. Yes
  15. Striaght
  16. Message Board
  17. Kung-Fu Flick
  18. Book
  19. Old or New - Both
  20. Fish
  21. Who
  22. Real Punk
  23. You
  24. Us
  25. Hero
  26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
  27. College or Life Experience - Both
  28. Monkey
  29. Card
  30. NY
  31. Mohawk
  32. Combat Boots
  33. Wal Mart
  34. Letterman
  35. Pizza
  36. Glasses
  37. Euro cars
  38. Color
  39. Rizzo the Rat
  40. French
  41. Vader
  42. Han (OOOOO, Han!)
  43. Pudding
  44. Beavis and Butt-Head
  45. MuchMusic
  46. Real
  47. Tall
  48. Deaf
  49. What the Hell are you talking about
  50. huh? What?
  51. Handcuffs
  52. ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Snakes or Rats - Either
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas
  58. Either
  59. Youngest
  60. Edward Scissorhands
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. English
  63. Broccoli
  64. Dairy
  65. Wayne
  66. Guy
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Well, it’s either this or sit around and wait for the phone to ring so that I can talk to someone that I don’t want to talk to but am too much of a pushover to tell not to call back. I know that doesn’t make sense. Don’t worry. Neither will the rest.

  1. Coke (and not the fake kind my mom buys when I’m home)
  2. Poison (also makes a decent perfume)
  3. Batman (Spiderman doesn’t even have a car.)
  4. Meat? as often as possible
  5. WHO???
  6. Did you say Dick? Do you want your mouth washed out with soap?
  7. Genie (As my brother would say SHE’S HOT. Not that I would know, of course. As a member of Future Nuns of America, I would never think carnal thoughts of another human person, especially one of the same sex as myself. THAT’S JUST WRONG!)
  8. the Professor
  9. Piercing what?
  10. unibrow funny
  11. Dogs (They’re delicious. Cats only give you hairballs.)
  12. Night
  13. Beach (Can’t you spell? There’s no e or a in… Oh, wait! I get it now! BEACH!)
  14. None of the above
  15. What does “Striaght” mean?
  16. Message Bored
  17. Jackie Chan
  18. Book made into a made-for-tv movie
  19. What does new mean? I’ve never heard of it.
  20. Chicken (white meat, not dark, and I never could care for the neck whether it was “just for flavor” or not)
  21. the What???
  22. Who you callin’ a punk, punk?
  23. ME,ME, WHAT ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE?
  24. Thus
  25. I prefer the term “morally challenged” to “bad guy”
  26. Dumb Keanu is way better. I don’t like anyone who pretends to be smarter than I’m pretending to be.
  27. College sucks. I know from my life’s experience.
  28. Monkeybot
  29. Video games (I really enjoy playing my SEGA that I bought just as it was becoming obsolete.)
  30. LA
  31. What are those? Where I’m from the barber only knows one cut and those aren’t it?)
  32. Now let’s be practical here. HEELS.
  33. Wal Mart,Wal Mart
    It’s my store
    I shop there
    'cause I am poor
  34. I’m afraid I can’t stay up late enough to find out.
  35. What’s the difference? As long as it tastes decent and I don’t have to cook it.
  36. Glasses (I’d probably poke my eyes out with contacts. My hand-eye coordination isn’t particularly good.)
  37. I can’t even afford to think about cars let alone actually drive them.
  38. Everything looks better through rose-colored glasses.
  39. I’m not familiar with those particular members of the animule kingdom.
  40. English
  41. Vader. He’s REALLY scary when you’re ten. You can ask my older brother. Maul’s just some dude wearing a lot of make-up. You see that everyday on Springer.
  42. Luke
  43. Jell-o (Pudding just sits in my refrigerator for a few months until I get up the nerve to evict it.)
  44. Beavis and Butt-Head (a classic children’s show as far as I’m concerned. My five year old niece loves it. Especially as two in the morning on a koolaid rush.)
  45. CNN (Yeah! Right! Sure!)
  46. I didn’t know they could make THOSE fake(you know what…)?
  47. Tall (I’m nearsighted. Short people make me have to squint too much.)
  48. Numb…I mean, Dumb!
  49. What the heck are you talking about? (Didn’t I tell you to watch your f**king language?)
  50. automatic monkey search, You heard what I said!
  51. those Chinese fingertrap thingies
  52. I prefer to be called Ms.Cleo. (By the way, that rash wasn’t caused by the washing powder you used on your jeans)
  53. Fifth Wheel (Though I would change the rules. Why can’t you choose two guys. Also, wouldn’t it be more interesting if there were a gay one with five people of the same sex. I wonder how that would work?)
  54. I’m not into violence.
  55. Neither. I say kill them all.
  56. Clean Shaven (Oh, wait! Were you talking about the face?)
  57. Halloween (there’s a lot more choice in what to wear. Christmas is either red or green, or if you’re willing to be jeered at by everyone you know, a combination of both.)
  58. Or Or
  59. Oldest, Second, and Only. It’s a really long story.
  60. Beetlehands or Scissorjuice?
  61. I told you I’m not into violence. Why don’t you just leave me alone?
  62. Only in America
  63. Did somebody say Beef?
  64. Chocolate food group
  65. Wayne Toups or Garth Brooks?
  66. It’s either a really funny looking guy or a really funny looking girl.

I wrote this here to take up space and as I believe that I have gone above and beyond the call of duty, I will bid you all a do and a don’t.

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I don’t know why, but I love surveys like this.

  1. Coke or Pepsi? Coke
  2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? G’n’R
  3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman
  4. Meat? Yes
  5. Simpsons? Yes
  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Who?
  7. Samantha or Genie? Genie, but it’s a close call
  8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann
  9. Tatoos or Piercings? Tattoos
  10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Just give me funny
  11. Dogs or Cats? Cats
  12. Day or Night? Night
  13. Beach or Mountains? Mountains
  14. Yes or No? Maybe
  15. Gay or Striaght? Straight
  16. Message Board or Instant Message? MB
  17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Kung-Fu
  18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Book
  19. Old or New? Old
  20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken
  21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? Stones (especially "Sympathy for the Devil"
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Neither
  23. Me or You? Them
  24. Us or Them? Who?
  25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Anti-Hero
  26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? No Keanu
  27. College or Life Experience? Life experience
  28. Monkey or Robot? Monkey
  29. Video, Board, or Card games? Board games
  30. CA or NY? Don’t know
  31. Mohawk or Mullet? Eew…
  32. All Stars or Combat Boots? All Stars
  33. Target or Wal Mart? Target
  34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman
  35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza
  36. Glasses or Contacts? Glasses
  37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Australian, preferably
  38. Black & White or Color? Colour
  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? The rat
  40. French or Spanish? French
  41. Vader or Maul? Vader
  42. Luke or Han? Han
  43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding
  44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park
  45. MTV or Indie? ?
  46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real
  47. Short or Tall? Tall. Or short. Whatever.
  48. Blind or Deaf? Dear
  49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? WTHAYTA
  50. huh? Indeed
  51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Both. Please.
  52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Eew…
  53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Neither
  54. WWF or Football? Football (by which I mean either rugby league or AFL
  55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes
  56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean shaven
  57. Christmas or Halloween? Christmas
  58. Either or Or? Or
  59. Oldest or Youngest? Oldest
  60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands? Beetlejuice
  61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Supernatural
  62. Mystery: English or American? English
  63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef.
  64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Fruits and veggies
  65. Wayne or Garth? Garth
  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Cloning accident
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  1. Coke or Pepsi?

Coke

  1. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
    G’n’R

  2. Spiderman or Batman?
    Spider-Man

  3. Meat?
    Yes

  4. Simpsons?
    God, yes

  5. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
    York

  6. Samantha or Genie?
    Genie

  7. Ginger or Mary Ann?
    Maryann

  8. Tatoos or Piercings?
    Piercings

  9. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
    Lowbrow

  10. Dogs or Cats?
    Dogs

  11. Day or Night?
    Day

  12. Beach or Mountains?
    Mountains

  13. Yes or No?
    Yes

  14. Gay or Striaght?
    Straight

  15. Message Board or Instant Message?
    MB

  16. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
    Guns

  17. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
    Movies

  18. Old or New?
    New

  19. Chicken or Fish?
    Fish

  20. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
    The Stones

  21. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
    Pop

  22. Me or You?
    Me

  23. Us or Them?
    Us

  24. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
    Anti-hero

  25. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
    Dumb

  26. College or Life Experience?
    College

  27. Monkey or Robot?
    Monkey

  28. Video, Board, or Card games?
    Video

  29. CA or NY?
    CA

  30. Mohawk or Mullet?
    Mohawk. I pity the fool who wearsa mullet.

  31. All Stars or Combat Boots?
    Combats

  32. Target or Wal Mart?
    Walmart

  33. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
    Leno now. Used to be Letterman.

  34. Pizza or Fast Food?
    'Za

  35. Glasses or Contacts?
    Glasses

  36. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
    USA

  37. Black & White or Color?
    Colour

  38. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
    Rizzo

  39. French or Spanish?
    French

  40. Vader or Maul?
    Vader

  41. Luke or Han?
    Han

  42. Pudding or Jell-o?
    Pudding

  43. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
    B&BH

  44. MTV or Indie?
    MTV

  45. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
    Real

  46. Short or Tall?
    Tall

  47. Blind or Deaf?
    Deaf

  48. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
    Yes

  49. huh?
    You bet

  50. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
    Leather

  51. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
    Mrs. Cleo

  52. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
    Blind Date

  53. WWF or Football?
    Football

  54. Snakes or Rats?
    Rats

  55. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
    Clean

  56. Christmas or Halloween?
    Christmas

  57. Either or Or?
    Or

  58. Oldest or Youngest?
    Oldest

  59. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
    Beetlejuice

  60. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
    Supernatural

  61. Mystery: English or American?
    American

  62. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
    Beef

  63. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    Protein

  64. Wayne or Garth?
    Wayne

  65. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
    Girl

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  1. Coke or Pepsi?
    Whichever is closer.

  2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
    Death, or at least an icepick for my eardrums.

  3. Spiderman or Batman?
    Batman.

  4. Meat?
    Yes.

  5. Simpsons?
    Absodiddlyoody.

  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant?
    Sergeant York.

  7. Samantha or Genie?
    Jeannie.

  8. Ginger or Mary Ann?
    Mary Ann.

  9. Tatoos or Piercings?
    Neither.

  10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
    Lowbrow.

  11. Dogs or Cats?
    Cats.

  12. Day or Night?
    Night.

  13. Beach or Mountains?
    Beach.

  14. Yes or No?
    Probably.

  15. Gay or Striaght?
    Straight.

  16. Message Board or Instant Message?
    MB.

  17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
    Gun.

  18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
    T.V.

  19. Old or New?
    Old.

  20. Chicken or Fish?
    Hm. Depends upon the fish. A good salmon steak or a nicely done Tunafish Melt is wonderful, but give me chicken if all you’ve got is crappie or cod.

  21. the Who or the Rolling Stones?
    The Who.

  22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
    Green Day and Offspring, which makes me one of those Pop Punk weenies. Sorry.

  23. Me or You?
    Me.

  24. Us or Them?
    Us.

  25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
    Bad Guy.

  26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
    Dumb Keanu. That he’s convincing as.

  27. College or Life Experience?
    Life Experience.

  28. Monkey or Robot?
    Robot monkeys, actually.

  29. Video, Board, or Card games?
    Board.

  30. CA or NY?
    NY.

  31. Mohawk or Mullet?
    Mohawk.

  32. All Stars or Combat Boots?
    All Stars. Black.

  33. Target or Wal Mart?
    Wal Mart.

  34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
    Sleep.

  35. Pizza or Fast Food?
    Fast food.

  36. Glasses or Contacts?
    Allergic to contacts. Glasses.

  37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
    Crap, I can’t tell. If it’s an American company, designed by Japanese engineers, and assembled in China, who the fuck really made it? I drive a Chrysler, though.

  38. Black & White or Color?
    Whichever is the original.

  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
    Rizzo. Always Rizzo.

  40. French or Spanish?
    French. Though I wish Spanish.

  41. Vader or Maul?
    Hmmm. Three movies of delicious malevolence vs. one cool fight scene and dismemberment. Gotta go with Vader.

  42. Luke or Han?
    Han.

  43. Pudding or Jell-o?
    Pudding.

  44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
    South Park.

  45. MTV or Indie?
    Indie. Don’t know what Indie is, but at least it ain’t MTV.

  46. Fake or Real (you know what…)?
    Either. Just so long as I have access to them.

  47. Short or Tall?
    Either.

  48. Blind or Deaf?
    Oy. Strike me deaf, first.

  49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
    Huh?

  50. huh?
    What the hell are you talking about?

  51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
    Leather.

  52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
    Death.

  53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
    Huh?

  54. WWF or Football?
    Football.

  55. Snakes or Rats?
    I am a Rat, actually.

  56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
    beard.

  57. Christmas or Halloween?
    Christmas.

  58. Either or Or?
    And.

  59. Oldest or Youngest?
    Oldest.

  60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
    Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Bee…

  61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
    Supernatural thriller.

  62. Mystery: English or American?
    English.

  63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
    Beef.

  64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
    Protein.

  65. Wayne or Garth?
    Garth.

  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
    Hermaphrodite.

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  1. Pepsi
  2. GnR
  3. Spiderman
  4. Yes, please
  5. [homer] It works on so many levels! [/homer]
  6. Dick York
  7. Samantha
  8. Ginger
  9. Tatoo and Piercings
  10. Little from column A, little from column B
  11. Dogs {involve much less sticking of the ass in the face)
  12. Day, by necessity, Night, in my dreams
  13. Mountains
  14. Yes
  15. Straight-ish
  16. Message Board
  17. Gun Movie
  18. Book
  19. Old
  20. Chicken
  21. Rolling Stones
  22. Real Punks
  23. Me
  24. Them
  25. Anti-Hero
  26. And the difference would be?
  27. College–two cheers for extended adolescence!
  28. Monkey
  29. whichever I can guilt-trip someone into joining me in
  30. homebound–can’t quite say
  31. Mohawk
  32. I have both, thank you
  33. Target
  34. Letterman
  35. Pizza
  36. Glasses
  37. “USA! USA! USA!”
  38. Black & White
  39. Rizzo the Rat?
  40. French
  41. Vader–no contest
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. MTV, when I must
  46. Real as they come
  47. Shorter
  48. Rather be Deaf–life without reading? count me out
  49. Usually, although by then it’s getting a little old
  50. huh? [my mother]Don’t say ‘huh’, it makes you sound ignorant [/my mother]
  51. Handcuffs
  52. Mrs. Cleo, she was me in a previous life
  53. Blind Date
  54. Soccer
  55. My snake eats rats
  56. Facial Hair
  57. Halloween
  58. Or
  59. Second Oldest
  60. Edward Scissorhands
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. English
  63. Beef
  64. Dairy
  65. Garth’s a hottie
  66. Guy
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  1. neither, yuck
  2. GNR
  3. Batman
  4. yes
  5. yes, but not religiously
  6. no preference
  7. Sam, witches are more free-range
  8. For what? I’d sooner sleep with Gillian, if that’s what you’re asking
  9. neither at the moment, would consider a tattoo first
  10. high
  11. dogs
  12. night
  13. beach
  14. straight
  15. yes
  16. both
  17. gun
  18. book
  19. new
  20. depends, as a pet fish are better, as a food chicken (I hate seafood)
  21. Rolling Stones
  22. Pop Punk
  23. You
  24. Us
  25. Hero
  26. yes
  27. College, but working on life
  28. Monkey
  29. Board
  30. NY
  31. All Stars
  32. Wal-mart (dude, the nearest Target is 40 miles away!)
  33. Mullet, if we’re talking spot the hair style
  34. none, ewww
  35. Fast food
  36. Contacts
  37. USA
  38. TV- color photos- B&W
  39. Rizzo
  40. Spanish
  41. Vader
  42. Luke
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. Indie
  46. Real
  47. Short
  48. Deaf(but I’d miss music a lot)
  49. Um, what the hell?
  50. nevermind
  51. leather
  52. Miss Cleo
  53. isn’t that 3rd?
  54. WWF
  55. Rats
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas
  58. Or
  59. Oldest
  60. Beetlejuice
  61. Supernatural thriller
  62. American
  63. Beef
  64. Dairy
  65. Garth
  66. none of the above
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  1. Coke or Pepsi? Usually Pepsi, but I don’t drink much soda.
  2. Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? None of them.
  3. Spiderman or Batman? Batman.
  4. Meat? Sometimes
  5. Simpsons? You bet!
  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Indifferent
  7. Samantha or Genie? Indifferent
  8. Ginger or Mary Ann? Indifferent
  9. Tatoos or Piercings? Both
  10. Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Both
  11. Dogs or Cats? Cats
  12. Day or Night? Night
  13. Beach or Mountains? Both
  14. Yes or No? No
  15. Gay or Striaght? Straight
  16. Message Board or Instant Message? Both
  17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Kung-Fu Flick
  18. Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? Book
  19. Old or New? Old
  20. Chicken or Fish? Chicken
  21. the Who or the Rolling Stones? The Who
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? Real Punk
  23. Me or You? Myself
  24. Us or Them? Us
  25. Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Anti-Hero
  26. Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Yuk, neither
  27. College or Life Experience? Well, I’ve had the latter, now I’m working on the former. I’ll get back to you.
  28. Monkey or Robot? Robot
  29. Video, Board, or Card games? Cards
  30. CA or NY? CA
  31. Mohawk or Mullet? Neither
  32. All Stars or Combat Boots? Neither
  33. Target or Wal Mart? Indifferent
  34. Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? None of the above
  35. Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza
  36. Glasses or Contacts? Neither
  37. USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? I don’t drive
  38. Black & White or Color? Colour
  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Indifferent
  40. French or Spanish? Spanish
  41. Vader or Maul? Vader
  42. Luke or Han? Han
  43. Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding
  44. South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? South Park
  45. MTV or Indie? Neither
  46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? Neither
  47. Short or Tall? Short. Or Tall.
  48. Blind or Deaf? Deaf
  49. Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? No.
  50. huh? Exactly!
  51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Leather Restraints
  52. Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? Neither
  53. Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? I’ve never seen either.
  54. WWF or Football? Football
  55. Snakes or Rats? Snakes
  56. Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? N/A
  57. Christmas or Halloween? Halloween
  58. Either or Or? Either
  59. Oldest or Youngest? N/A
  60. Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Beetlejuice
  61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Supernatural
  62. Mystery: English or American? English
  63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Broccoli
  64. Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Yum! All of the Above.
  65. Wayne or Garth? Wayne
  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Not familiar with the character.
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When is Zoggie going to answer this survey? Just curious.

33
  1. can’t tell the difference
  2. Guns n’ Roses
  3. neither
  4. no
  5. yes
  6. no
  7. huh?
  8. Ginger
  9. no
  10. both
  11. 6 of one, half dozen of the other (actually 1 of each)
  12. Night
  13. both (southern California)
  14. maybe
  15. Striaght?
  16. Message Board
  17. Kung-Fu Flick
  18. Book
  19. New
  20. no
  21. Rolling Stones
  22. neither
  23. Me
  24. Us
  25. Anti-Hero
  26. Dumb smart Keanu
  27. College
  28. Monkey, of course
  29. Board games
  30. CA (What kind of question is that ???)
  31. neither
  32. neither
  33. Wal Mart, though I’m ashamed to admit it
  34. no
  35. Pizza
  36. neither
  37. Japanese
  38. Color
  39. huh?
  40. Spanish
  41. Vader
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. Indie
  46. Real
  47. beyond short
  48. nope
  49. What the Hell are you talking about
  50. yes
  51. Handcuffs
  52. neither
  53. WTF is the 5th wheel?
  54. either, but not both combined
  55. Rats
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas, you don’t get a 3-eek break at Halloween
  58. or
  59. Youngest
  60. Beetlejuice (never seen ES)
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. English
  63. Broccoli
  64. Fruits & Veggies
  65. Way
  66. Girl

And just for the record: Coke, Gn’R, spiderman, Meat - yum, Simpsons - like’em, York, Genie, Mary ann, Draw, Lowbrow, Dogs, Night, Beach, Yes, Straight, Instant Message, Kung-Fu Flick, Silver Screen, New, Chicken, the Who, Real punk, Me, Us, Bad Guy, Dumb Keanu, Life Exp, Monkey, Video games, CA, Mohawk, All Stars, Target, O’Brian, Pizza, Contacts, USA cars, Color, Pepe the Prawn, Spanish, Vader in general Maul for the fights, Han, Jell-o, Beavis and Butt-Head, neither, Real, Tall, Deaf, Yes, n/a, Handcuffs, Mrs. Cleo, Blind Date, Football, Snakes, Facial Hair, Halloween (but it’s close), Or, Oldest, Beetlejuice, Super. Thriller, American Mystery, Beef, Wheat (beer, pasta and bread are all from here), Wayne, Girl.

So - now you all know more about me than you probably cared to :smiley: Mods, feel free to move this poll to MPSIMS if this really is just too pointless for you to leave here :wink: **
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  1. Root Beer
  2. Guns n’ Roses
  3. Batman?
  4. Meat? Yes
  5. Simpsons? Okay
  6. Dick York or Dick Seargant? Seargant had Genie, yes?
  7. Genie
  8. Mary Ann
  9. Tatoos or Piercings? Hell, both.
  10. Highbrow funny; easier to make fun of
  11. Dogs
  12. Night
  13. Mountains
  14. No
  15. Gay or Striaght? Neither!
  16. Message Board or Instant Message? Both!
  17. Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? NEITHER
  18. Book
  19. New?
  20. Chicken
  21. the Who
  22. Real Punk
  23. Me
  24. Us
  25. Hero
  26. Dumb Keanu
  27. Life Experience
  28. Monkey
  29. Card games
  30. NY
  31. Mohawk
  32. All Stars
  33. Wal Mart
  34. Leno
  35. Pizza
  36. Glasses
  37. Japanese cars?
  38. Black & White
  39. Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? ???
  40. French
  41. Vader
  42. Luke
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. MTV
  46. Fake or Real (you know what…)? ???
  47. Short or Tall? Depends
  48. Blind or Deaf? Depends
  49. Third Date Rule: What the Hell are you talking about?
  50. huh? ???
  51. Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? BOTH!
  52. the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Snakes
  56. Facial Hair
  57. Halloween
  58. Either or Or? This makes no sense.
  59. Oldest
  60. Edward Scissorhands
  61. Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Neither
  62. Mystery: English or American? Either
  63. Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef with Broccoli
  64. Fruits & Veggies
  65. Wayne or Garth? Neither
  66. Pat (of SNL): Guy
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  1. Pepsi 2. Guns n’Roses 3. Spiderman
  2. i eat meat
  3. Simpsons-- i have not watched the simpsons in ages!
  4. i could give a crap
  5. Samantha 8. Mary Ann
  6. why not both 10. don’t know
  7. Cats 12. Night 13. Both 14. Yes 15. Straight
  8. Message Board 17. Gun Movie 18. Silver Screen
  9. Old 20. Fish 21. Rolling Stones 22. don’t know
  10. Me or You? uh-oh 24. Us 25. Anti-Hero
  11. Dumb Keanu 27. College 28. Ferrets! 29. Board games
  12. CA 31. Mohawk 32. All Star 33. kmart 34. Letterman
  13. Pizza 36. Glasses 37. USA 38. Both
  15. French
  16. Vader 42. Luke 43. Pudding 44. South Park
  17. both 46. Real–more than a handful 47. 5 ft 8 in
  18. Deaf 9. i have not gotten that far!
  19. huh? 1. Leather Restraints?
  20. Damn them both! 53. neither! 54. WWF 55=Rats
  21. Facial Hair 57. Halloween 58. Either 59. Oldest
  22. Beetlejuice 61. Supernatural Thriller 62. American
  23. Beef 64. Wheat 65. Garth
  24. Pat (of SNL): Girl
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xanadu, when I talked to Zoggie last week thursday she said she was gonna fill this out over the weekend. Apparently not though [start: guilt trip] That’s ok though… I guess she doesn’t want to take part in the very thing she helped create :frowning: [end: guilt trip]

:wink: just kidding

Oh, yeah I’m working on the addendum/revision of this if anyone is interested… lemme know

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  1. Coke
  2. Poison
  3. Batman
  4. I like meat
  5. Simpsons - They’re OK
  6. Dick York
  7. Samantha
  8. Ginger
  9. Tatoos
  10. Highbrow funny
  11. Dogs
  12. Day
  13. Beach
  14. Yes
  15. Striaght
  16. Message Board
  17. Gun Movie
  18. T.V.
  19. New
  20. Chicken
  21. Rolling Stones
  22. Real Punk
  23. Me
  24. Them
  25. Hero
  26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
  27. Life Experience
  28. Robot
  29. Card games
  30. NY
  31. Mohawk
  32. Combat Boots
  33. Wal Mart
  34. O’Brian
  35. Pizza
  36. Glasses
  37. USA
  38. Color
  39. Rizzo the Rat
  40. French
  41. Vader
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. MTV
  46. Real
  47. Tall
  48. Deaf
  49. Third Date Rule: Yes
  50. huh
  51. Leather Restraints
  52. ‘Crossing Over’ Guy
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Snakes
  56. Facial Hair
  57. Christmas
  58. Or
  59. Youngest
  60. Beetlejuice
  61. Slasher Flick
  62. Mystery: English
  63. Beef or
  64. Fruits & Veggies food group
  65. Wayne
  66. Pat (of SNL)

Damn, that took forever to fill out! Am I the only one who likes Keanu pretending he’s smart??

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  1. Pepsi
  2. None of the above
  3. Batman?
  4. Yes, meat.
  5. Yes, Simpsons.
  6. Dick York
  7. Samantha
  8. Mary Ann
  9. Tatoos
  10. Highbrow funny?
  11. Cats
  12. Night
  13. Beach
  14. Yes
  15. Striaght
  16. Message Board
  17. Gun Movie
  18. Book
  19. Old
  20. Chicken
  21. the Who
  22. Real Punk
  23. Me
  24. Us
  25. Bad Guy
  26. Pretending he’s smart Keanu
  27. Life Experience
  28. Robot
  29. Video games
  30. CA
  31. Mohawk
  32. All Stars
  33. Target
  34. Letterman
  35. Fast Food
  36. Glasses
  37. Euro cars
  38. Color
  39. Rizzo the Rat
  40. French
  41. Vader
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. Beavis and Butt-Head
  45. Indie
  46. Real!
  47. Short
  48. Deaf
  49. What the Hell are you talking about
  50. muh
  51. Leather Restraints
  52. Mrs. Cleo
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Rats
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Christmas
  58. Either
  59. Oldest
  60. Beetlejuice
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. Mystery: American
  63. Broccoli
  64. Dairy food group
  65. Wayne
  66. Pat (of SNL):Girl
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Mountain Dew. If that’s not available, Pepsi.

Crue. Easily.

Daredevil could kick both their asses, but I like Spiderman better.

Yes, please.

Oh, dear god yes.

No preference…I hated the show. Maybe they should remake it with Jm J Bullock instead.

Genie. But only because she’s still alive.

Mary Ann. Hands down.

I disqualify myself because I have both.

I prefer Highbrow funny, but I’m not above laughing at lowbrow.

I have a cat. Beru “DaSquid” KittyCat.

Night. I’m nocturnal.

Beach. I like my feet splashing in the ocean.

Yes.

Straight

Instant Message

Gun movie.

Books and silver screen are 50/50.

Old. Some things never go out of style.

Chicken.

The Stones, baby.

Real punk. Punk’ll never die.

Better me than you.

If it’s gotta be one of us, let it be them.

Anti-Hero.

Dumb Keanu, if I have to stomach him.

Life experience

Nothing better than a monkey. Unless it’s a robot monkey.

Video games.

I’m in a New York state of mind.

Mohawk.

All Stars. I can’t live without my tennis shoes.

Wal-Mart
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Letterman. No contest.

Pizza.

Neither for me…eye surgery. I like glasses on a woman, though.

American.

Color. I hate black & white.

Rizzo the Rat

Spanish. But only because you hablo Espanol un pequito.

Vader would have kicked Maul’s pussy-ass any damn day.

When I was a teenager, I tried to emulate Han’s attitude.

Pudding makes everything better.

South Park.

Indie.

Real. Anything more than a handful is a waste, anyway.

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47. Short or Tall?**[/short]

Short. Shorter than me, anyway.

Deaf.

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Third date? Yeah, that makes sense.

Were we talking?

There are plusses to both.

**

Miss Cleo. Barely.

Chronic fifth wheel.

Football. Go Colts!

Snakes

Facial hair for me.

Halloween. Obviously.

Or.

I’m the middle child. But I like 'em younger than me, so youngest.

Beetlejuice.

Thriller.

American.
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Beef.

Fruits and Veggies.

Wayne. And not only because people tell me I remind them of Mike Meyers.

I say guy. My niece says girl. Then again, she also thinks that dinosaurs were cute and cuddly, and that her stuffed animals talk to her.

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  1. Coke
  2. Guns n’ Roses
  3. Batman
  4. Meat? Yes.
  5. Simpsons? Oh, hell yes.
  6. Dick York
  7. Samantha
  8. Mary Ann
  9. Piercings
  10. Highbrow funny?
  11. Dogs
  12. Night?
  13. Beach
  14. Yes
  15. Striaght?
  16. Message Board
  17. Kung-Fu Flick
  18. Book
  19. Old
  20. Fish
  21. the Who
  22. ‘Pop’ Punk
  23. You
  24. Us
  25. Hero
  26. Dumb Keanu
  27. Life Experience (though I’ve got my degree)
  28. Robot
  29. Board
  30. CA
  31. Mohawk
  32. All Stars
  33. Target
  34. Letterman
  35. Pizza
  36. Contacts
  37. Euro cars
  38. Black & White
  39. Pepe the Prawn
  40. Spanish
  41. Vader
  42. Han
  43. Pudding
  44. South Park
  45. Indie?
  46. Real
  47. Tall
  48. Deaf
  49. Yes
  50. I know!
  51. Leather Restraints
  52. Mrs. Cleo
  53. Blind Date
  54. Football
  55. Snakes
  56. Clean Shaven
  57. Halloween
  58. Either
  59. Oldest
  60. Edward Scissorhands
  61. Supernatural Thriller
  62. English
  63. Beef
  64. Fruits & Veggies
  65. Wayne
  66. Girl