- Coke or Pepsi? Snapple.
- Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? Country.
- Spiderman or Batman? Spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can…
- Meat? I’ll take a thick, juicy steak, thanks.
- Simpsons? No.
- Dick York or Dick Seargant? Dick York.
- Samantha or Genie? Samantha.
- Ginger or Mary Ann? Mary Ann
- Tatoos or Piercings? One hole in each ear.
- Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? Sophisticated wit.
- Dogs or Cats? Neither, but dogs if I really, really must.
- Day or Night? Day.
- Beach or Mountains? Mountains.
- Yes or No? No.
- Gay or Striaght? Straight.
- Message Board or Instant Message? Can’t I have both?
- Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? Chick Flick.
- Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? T.V.
- Old or New? New.
- Chicken or Fish? Chicken.
- the Who or the Rolling Stones? Elton John.
- ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? See above.
- Me or You? Me.
- Us or Them? Us.
- Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? Hero.
- Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? Brendan Fraser.
- College or Life Experience? College.
- Monkey or Robot? Stuffed animal.
- Video, Board, or Card games? Board.
- CA or NY? CA.
- Mohawk or Mullet? Bob.
- All Stars or Combat Boots? All Stars.
- Target or Wal Mart? Walgreens.
- Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? Letterman.
- Pizza or Fast Food? Pizza.
- Glasses or Contacts? Glasses.
- USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? Foot power.
- Black & White or Color? Color.
- Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? Peanut the Elephant.
- French or Spanish? French.
- Vader or Maul? Vader.
- Luke or Han? Han.
- Pudding or Jell-o? Pudding.
- South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? George of the Jungle.
- MTV or Indie? VH1
- Fake or Real (you know what…)? Real.
- Short or Tall? Short.
- Blind or Deaf? Blind.
- Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? What the hell are you talking about?
- huh? Duh.
- Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? Ribbons.
- Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? James Randi.
- Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? Curled up in front of the T.V.
- WWF or Football? The PGA.
- Snakes or Rats? Snakes.
- Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? Clean Shaven.
- Christmas or Halloween? Passover.
- Either or Or? Either.
- Oldest or Youngest? Oldest.
- Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? Gods and Monsters.
- Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? Love story.
- Mystery: English or American? English.
- Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? Beef.
- Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Wheat.
- Wayne or Garth? Wayne.
- Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? Girl.
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Coke or Pepsi?
I’m a coke drinking,Tiggamoo. -
Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
None of these, please. -
Spiderman or Batman?
Definitely Spiderman… -
Meat?
Yes,please…I want some chicken. -
Simpsons?
Of course. Got to have the Simpsons. -
Dick York or Dick Seargant?
Dick York. -
Samantha or Genie?
Samantha was much cooler. -
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Ginger annoyed me so I have to say Mary Ann. -
Tatoos or Piercings?
I must say Piercings since my ears are pierced twice. -
Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
Mid to Lowbrow funny. (is there such thing as midbrow?) -
Dogs or Cats?
I used to say dogs but now I like both. -
Day or Night?
I like night. -
Beach or Mountains?
I’ve seen mountains…I want to see the beach. -
Yes or No?
YES!!! -
Gay or Straight?
Straight. -
Message Board or Instant Message?
Instant Message…from Sappo. -
Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
gun movie. -
Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
T.V. -
Old or New?
old. -
Chicken or Fish?
Chicken. -
the Who or the Rolling Stones?
The Rolling Stones. -
‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
Pop Punk. -
Me or You?
Me…unless You is Sappo. -
Us or Them?
Us, especially if us is me and Sappo. -
Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
hero. -
Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
Dummy Keanu. -
College or Life Experience?
Life Experience. -
Monkey or Robot?
Monkey. -
Video, Board, or Card games?
board games. -
CA or NY?
NY. -
Mohawk or Mullet?
Mohawk. -
All Stars or Combat Boots?
Combat Boots. -
Target or Wal Mart?
Wally World. -
Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
Leno. -
Pizza or Fast Food?
Pizza!! -
Glasses or Contacts?
Contacts. -
USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
USA. -
Black & White or Color?
Bring on the colors,please. -
Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
I love them both. I can’t choose. -
French or Spanish?
Espanol. -
Vader or Maul?
Vader -
Luke or Han?
Luke -
Pudding or Jell-o?
Pudding!!! -
South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
South Park. -
MTV or Indie?
Indie. -
Fake or Real (you know what…)?
Real. -
Short or Tall?
Tall. -
Blind or Deaf?
Blind. -
Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
What are you talking about?!? -
huh?
whatcha talkin bout? -
Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
leather restraints… -
Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
Neither. -
Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
I met my amazing Sappo on a Blind Date. -
WWF or Football?
Football!!! -
Snakes or Rats?
snakes. -
Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
clean shaven. -
Christmas or Halloween?
I love Christmas…I’ve already decorated for it!!! -
Either or Or?
OR. -
Oldest or Youngest?
oldest. -
Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
Beetlejuice. -
Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
Supernatural Thriller. -
Mystery: English or American?
American. -
Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
Broccoli. -
Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
Veggies. -
Wayne or Garth?
Wayne. -
Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
Never watch SNL.
*Originally posted by broccoli! *
the Zogg-Oli survey: [sub]feel free to ignore it at your leisure[/sub]
- Coke or Pepsi?
COKE - Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
G’N’R NEITHER REALLY! - Spiderman or Batman?
SPIDERMAN! - Meat?
YES, PLEASE - CHICKEN, PREFERABLY, THEN STEAK - Simpsons?
PEOPLE SAY NO? - Dick York or Dick Seargant?
WHO? - Samantha or Genie?
GENIE - Ginger or Mary Ann?
DUNNO - Tatoos or Piercings?
BOTH - Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
LOW - I THINK. WHAT’S THE DEFINITIONS? - Dogs or Cats?
BOTH - Day or Night?
NIGHT - Beach or Mountains?
BEACH WITH A VIEW OF MOUNTAINS - Yes or No?
YES, OF COURSE - Gay or Striaght?
STRAIGHT - Message Board or Instant Message?
MB (I’M HERE, AIN’T I?) - Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
GUN MOVIE - Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
BOOK - Old or New?
NEW - Chicken or Fish?
CHICKEN - the Who or the Rolling Stones?
STONES - ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
REAL - Me or You?
ME - Us or Them?
US!!! - Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
HERO - Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
DUMB - College or Life Experience?
BOTH - Monkey or Robot?
WHAT? - Video, Board, or Card games?
CARD - CA or NY?
NY - Mohawk or Mullet?
AGAIN, WHAT? - All Stars or Combat Boots?
ALL STARS, GIVEN THE CHOICE - Target or Wal Mart?
WALMART - Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
LENO - Pizza or Fast Food?
FAST FOOD - Glasses or Contacts?
GLASSES - USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
JAPANESE OR BMW - Black & White or Color?
COLOUR - Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
RIZZO - French or Spanish?
FRENCH - Vader or Maul?
VADER - Luke or Han?
HAN - Pudding or Jell-o?
JELL-O - South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
SOUTH PARK - MTV or Indie?
MUCHMUSIC - Fake or Real (you know what…)?
REAL - Short or Tall?
TALL - Blind or Deaf?
DEAF - Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - huh?
OF COURSE - Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
BOTH - Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
CROSSING OVER GUY, CUZ I DON’T KNOW WHO HE IS - Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
FITH WHEEL - YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO PICK SOMEONE UP! - WWF or Football?
FOOTBALL - Snakes or Rats?
RATS - Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
FACIAL HAIR - Christmas or Halloween?
CHRISTMAS - Either or Or?
OR - Oldest or Youngest?
YOUNGEST - Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
BEETLEJUICE - Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
SUPERNATURAL - Mystery: English or American?
AMERICAN - Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
BOTH TOGETHER - OR BEEF - Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
DAIRY - Wayne or Garth?
WAYNE - Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
G--------ack!
Sorry to yell - I was gonna type it in caps, then convert them, but couldn’t and didn’t wanna bother with rewriting cuz it was too long to do! Sorry again!
:eek: Penguin treason?! Dunno what he’s talking about…really…
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Coke or Pepsi?
Pepsi -
Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
G n R -
Spiderman or Batman?
Batman -
Meat?
Sho -
Simpsons?
Guh! -
Dick York or Dick Seargant?
York, Seargent was a real…well, you know -
Samantha or Genie?
Sam -
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Mary Ann -
Tatoos or Piercings?
Tats -
Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
Highbrow (does SNL count as highbrow?) -
Dogs or Cats?
Dogs -
Day or Night?
Night -
Beach or Mountains?
Beach -
Yes or No?
No -
Gay or Striaght?
Straight -
Message Board or Instant Message?
Instant -
Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
Gun -
Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
Book -
Old or New?
Old -
Chicken or Fish?
Fish -
the Who or the Rolling Stones?
Stones! -
‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
Sorry, Broc, I gotta with pop…I’m too fake for the real thing -
Me or You?
Me -
Us or Them?
Them -
Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
Bad Guy -
Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
Dumb Keanu (as in Ted “Theodore” Logan) -
College or Life Experience?
Life Ex -
Monkey or Robot?
Monkey- monkey butler in particular, of course -
Video, Board, or Card games?
Board games -
CA or NY?
NY -
Mohawk or Mullet?
If I had to choose…mullet -
All Stars or Combat Boots?
combat boots -
Target or Wal Mart?
Target -
Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
Leno- he’s so sweet, and he’s guest starred on “Fairly Odd Parents” -
Pizza or Fast Food?
Fast Food -
Glasses or Contacts?
I’d like laser…but now glasses -
USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
Euro -
Black & White or Color?
Color -
Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
Rizzo -
French or Spanish?
Mais, Francais -
Vader or Maul?
No fan of either, but I guess Vader -
Luke or Han?
Luke -
Pudding or Jell-o?
Pudding -
South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
South Park -
MTV or Indie?
Indie -
Fake or Real (you know what…)?
Real -
Short or Tall?
Short -
Blind or Deaf?
Deaf -
Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?
Yes -
huh?
What? -
Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
Leather -
Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
Jonathan Edwards? Yeah, him. -
Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
Blind date -
WWF or Football?
Football -
Snakes or Rats?
Snakes -
Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
Clean Shaven -
Christmas or Halloween?
Helloween -
Either or Or?
Either -
Oldest or Youngest?
Oldest -
Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
Beetlejuice -
Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
Supernatural Thriller -
Mystery: English or American?
English -
Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
Broccoli -
Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
Protein -
Wayne or Garth?
Garth -
Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
Guy
** WOO HOO* *
it’s about dern time!
- Coke
- Guns n’ Roses
- Batman
- Yes please
- Definitely
- Beg your pardon?
- Genie
- I have no idea.
- Piercing
- Midbrow
- Cats
- Night
- Beach
- No
- Straight
- Message Board
- Kung-Fu Flick
- Book
- Old
- Chicken
- Rolling Stones
- ‘Pop’ Punk
- Memememememememmee
- Us
- Anti-Hero
- Dumb Keanu
- College
- Monkey
- Board games
- NY
- Oh God. Neither.
- All Stars
- Target
- Letterman
- Pizza
- Glasses
- Euro car
- Color
- Pepe the Prawn because it’s a funny name
- French
- Vader
- Luke
- Pudding
- South Park
- MTV
- Real
- Tall
- Deaf
- Third Date Rule: Yes
- huh?
- Handcuffs
- Is this some American thing that I don’t understand?
- Another American thing?
- Football
- Snakes
- Clean Shaven
- Christmas
- Either
- Oldest
- Edward Scissorhands
- Supernatural Thriller
- Mystery: American
- Beef
- Protein food group?
- Garth?
- Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? This is another American thing, isn’t it?
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Coke or Pepsi?-Pepsi
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Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?-Motley Crue, definitely.
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Spiderman or Batman?-Tough one, but probably Spiderman.
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Meat?-Mmmmmmm…dead animal. That’s a definite “yes”
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Simpsons?-I’m insulted that you had to ask. (YES!!)
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Dick York or Dick Seargant?-Dick Tracey (I’m so silly)
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Samantha or Genie?-Mmmmmm…Genie.
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Ginger or Mary Ann?-Mmmmmm…Mary Ann
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Tatoos or Piercings?-Mmmmmm…Pier…ah, never mind. Neither, but I guess piercings are a little less neither.
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Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?-Highbrow.
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Dogs or Cats?-Woof
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Day or Night?-Night
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Beach or Mountains?-Mountains. You can climb em more.
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Yes or No?-Give me some time to think.
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Gay or Striaght?-Straight
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Message Board or Instant Message?-Message Board
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Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?-Gun Movie
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Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?-Silver Screen, book a close second
-
Old or New?-Old school, homeslice!
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Chicken or Fish?-Chicken
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the Who or the Rolling Stones?-The Who (sorry Zoggie!)
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‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?-Real, probably. I hate pop.
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Me or You?-You
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Us or Them?-Us
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Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?-Hero
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Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?-Dumb. Whoa.
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College or Life Experience?-In my case, college. <crosses fingers>
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Monkey or Robot?-Don’t make me choose!!!
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Video, Board, or Card games?-Video or card, can’t decide.
30 CA or NY?-NY -
Mohawk or Mullet?-Mohawk. Too many mullets in Pgh.
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All Stars or Combat Boots?-All Stars, vintage.
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Target or Wal Mart?-Target
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Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?-O’Brian.
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Pizza or Fast Food?-Pizza pizza!
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Glasses or Contacts?-Contacts.
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USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?-Cars are good.
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Black & White or Color?-Black & White
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Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?-Rizzo!
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French or Spanish?-AHH! SPANISH BAD!!
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Vader or Maul?-Vader
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Luke or Han?-Han
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Pudding or Jell-o?-Jell-o
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South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?-South Park
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MTV or Indie?-Indie
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Fake or Real (you know what…)?-Real
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Short or Tall?-Short
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Blind or Deaf?-Blind
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Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about?-Eh, why not.
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huh?-Speak up, sonny.
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Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?-Handcuffs
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Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?-<shudder>
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Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?-Blind Date
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WWF or Football?-Football!
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Snakes or Rats?-Snakes
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Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?-Facial Hair, goatee preferably
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Christmas or Halloween?-Christmas
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Either or Or?-Neither nor
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Oldest or Youngest?-Youngest
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Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?-Beetlejuice!
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Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?-Thriller
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Mystery: English or American?-American detective, baby!
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Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?-Yuck, broccoli (no offense!)
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Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group? Wheat. Need dem carbs
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Wayne or Garth?-Garth!
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Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?-Guy
- Neither, capitalistic shit
- Guns n’ Roses
- Batman
- Cheeseburger
- THE SIMPSONS RULE
- Dick Seargant
- Genie
- Ginger
- Piercings
- Lowbrow funny
- Dogs
- Night?
- Beach
- all of the above
- Straight
- Message Board
- Gun Movie?
- Book
- Old
- Chicken
- Stones
- Real Punk?
- Me
- Us
- Anti-Hero
- Keanu
- no comment
- Robot?
- video
- NY (i live in the freezing hell hole)
- Mohawk
- Combat Boots
- (see answer to #1)
- Leno (the bastard turned me into an insomniac)
- Pizza
- Glasses
- USA
- Either, as long as the story is good.
- Rizzo the Rat
- French
- Vader (Maul sucked)
- Han (luke was stupid)
- Jell-o (it’s alive)
- South Park (lesser of two stupid shows)
- MTV
- Fake
- Short
- Deaf
- nc
- huh?
- Handcuffs
- Evil bitch, evil asshole
- Blind Date
- Football
- Snakes
- Facial Hair
- Halloween
- Neither
- Oldest
- Edward Scissorhands
- Slasher Flick
- English
- Beef
- Wheat
- Wayne
- both
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Coke or Pepsi?
Coke (used to prefer Pepsi but now I’m used to Coke) -
Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue?
Guns n’ Roses -
Spiderman or Batman?
Spiderman, totally -
Meat?
Eww. No. -
Simpsons?
yes -
Dick York or Dick Seargant?
Dick Seargant -
Samantha or Genie?
Samantha -
Ginger or Mary Ann?
Mary Ann -
Tatoos or Piercings?
Piercings -
Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny?
Unibrow funny -
Dogs or Cats?
Cats -
Day or Night?
Night -
Beach or Mountains?
Mountains -
Yes or No?
No -
Gay or Striaght?
Bi -
Message Board or Instant Message?
message board -
Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie?
gun movie -
Book, T.V., or Silver Screen?
book -
Old or New?
new -
Chicken or Fish?
neither -
the Who or the Rolling Stones?
the who -
‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk?
eh? -
Me or You?
me -
Us or Them?
us -
Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy?
anti-hero -
Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu?
pretending he’s smart keanu. Naked. Mmmm… Keanu… -
College or Life Experience?
life experience -
Monkey or Robot?
monkey -
Video, Board, or Card games?
card games -
CA or NY?
NY -
Mohawk or Mullet?
Mohawk -
All Stars or Combat Boots?
Combat boots -
Target or Wal Mart?
hard one. Target. -
Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian?
Letterman -
Pizza or Fast Food?
Pizza -
Glasses or Contacts?
contacts. With pictures on them. -
USA, Japanese, or Euro cars?
Japanese -
Black & White or Color?
color -
Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat?
um? -
French or Spanish?
French -
Vader or Maul?
Maul. sssexy! -
Luke or Han?
Han! Han! Han! -
Pudding or Jell-o?
Ewww. Neither. -
South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head?
South Park. No contest. -
MTV or Indie?
Indie -
Fake or Real (you know what…)?
Real -
Short or Tall?
(for me or for them?) -
Blind or Deaf?
deaf -
Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking
about?
yes -
huh?
yes -
Handcuffs or Leather Restraints?
Satin restraints -
Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy?
Ugh. Neither -
Blind Date or Fifth Wheel?
huh? -
WWF or Football?Neither
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Snakes or Rats?
rats -
Clean Shaven or Facial Hair?
clean shaven -
Christmas or Halloween?
christmas -
Either or Or?
either -
Oldest or Youngest?
youngest -
Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ?
edward scissorhands -
Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller?
neither -
Mystery: English or American?
english -
Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)?
broccoli -
Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
fruits and veggies -
Wayne or Garth?
wayne -
Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl?
girl
- Coke or Pepsi? PEPSI.
- Guns n’ Roses, Poison, or Motley Crue? GUNS N ROSES
- Spiderman or Batman? NEITHER. SUPERMAN’S ALL YOU NEED
- Meat? NEW VEGETARIAN. BUT I LIKE MAN MEAT…<chuckle>
- Simpsons? HELL, YEAH
- Dick York or Dick Seargant? DICK SEARGANT
- Samantha or Genie? JEANNIE!! I WANT TO BE HER.
- Ginger or Mary Ann? GINGER
- Tatoos or Piercings? WISH I HAD BOTH. ONLY HAVE EARS
PIERCED - Lowbrow funny or Highbrow funny? ANY FUNNY IS GREAT
- Dogs or Cats? LIKE BOTH, BUT LOOOOOVE CATS
- Day or Night? NIGHT PERSON ALL THE WAY
- Beach or Mountains? MOUNTAINS
- Yes or No? YES YES YES
- Gay or Striaght? STRAIGHT
- Message Board or Instant Message? MESSAGE BOARD, BABY
- Kung-Fu Flick or Gun Movie? KUNG FU. hay-YAH
- Book, T.V., or Silver Screen? ALL THREE
- Old or New? DEPENDS
- Chicken or Fish? NEITHER NOW
- the Who or the Rolling Stones? ROLLING STONES
- ‘Pop’ Punk or Real Punk? BOTH
- Me or You? ME ME ME ME
- Us or Them? US
- Hero, Anti-Hero, or Bad Guy? HERO
- Dumb Keanu or Pretending he’s smart Keanu? PRETENDING
HE’S SMART - College or Life Experience? BOTH
- Monkey or Robot? MONKEY!!!
- Video, Board, or Card games? CARD…MORE TIME FOR
SOCIALIZING - CA or NY? California
- Mohawk or Mullet? OH GOOD LORD, NEITHER
- All Stars or Combat Boots? DEPENDS ON WHO’S GOT EM ON.
- Target or Wal Mart? WAL-MART BABY
- Leno, Letterman, or O’Brian? LETTERMAN
- Pizza or Fast Food? BOTH.
- Glasses or Contacts? HAVE CONTACTS, PREFER GLASSES
- USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? MEH. AS LONG AS IT’S GOOD
- Black & White or Color? COLOR
- Pepe the Prawn or Rizzo the Rat? RIZZO!!!
- French or Spanish? SPANISH. EASIER TO LEARN
- Vader or Maul? VADER!! YOU MUST CONFRONT VADER!!
- Luke or Han? HAN. SEXY SEXY HAN
- Pudding or Jell-o? Mmmm…PUDDING
- South Park or Beavis and Butt-Head? SOUTH PARK YOU SONS
O’ BITCHES - MTV or Indie? Uh…WHAT?
- Fake or Real (you know what…)? REAL
- Short or Tall? SHORT. THOUGH I LIKE MY MAN TALL
- Blind or Deaf? NOPE
- Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? WHAT THE HELL, ETC
- huh? BAKING POWDER??
- Handcuffs or Leather Restraints? OH GOOD LORD, NEITHER
- Mrs. Cleo or the ‘Crossing Over’ Guy? CROSSING OVER
- Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? BLIND DATE
- WWF or Football? UGH.
- Snakes or Rats? CUTE CUDDLY FURRY RATS
- Clean Shaven or Facial Hair? CLEAN SHAVEN
- Christmas or Halloween? CHRISTMAS. PRESENTS PRESENTS
- Either or Or? NEITHER
- Oldest or Youngest? I’M THE YOUNGEST MARRIED TO AN
OLDEST - Beetlejuice or Edward Scissorhands ? BEETLEJUICE
- Slasher Flick or Supernatural Thriller? SUPERNATURAL
- Mystery: English or American? AMERICAN
- Beef or Broccoli (not me, the actaul veggie)? BROCCOLI
- Dairy, Protein, Wheat, or Fruits & Veggies food group?
YES - Wayne or Garth? WAYNE NEWTON AND GARTH BROOKS??? NEITHER
- Pat (of SNL): Guy or Girl? PAT’S A MAN BABY, YEAH!!!
- Coke
- Guns n’ Roses
- Batman
- Meat? Yes.
- Simpsons? Yes.
- Dick York
- Genie
- Mary Ann? Ginger is high maintenance.
- Tatoos or Piercings? None (yet!)
- Highbrow funny?
- Dogs or Cats? Hmmm. Cats. Dogs are high maintenance.
- Night?
- Beach or Mountains? Both.
- Yes! Yes! Yessssssss!!
- Striaght?
- Message Board
- Kung-Fu Flick
- Book and Silver Screen
- New
- Chicken
- the Who
- Real Punk
- Me or You? Me, as in Diogenes.
- Us
- Anti-Hero
- Dumb Keanu. I like truth in advertising.
- Life Experience
- Robot
- Video games
- CA
- Mohawk
- Combat Boots
- Target
- O’Brian
- Pizza
- Glasses
- USA, Japanese, or Euro cars? oooo. That’s a tuffie. All, please.
- Black & White
- Pepe the Prawn
- French
- Vader
- Han
- Pudding
- South Park
- Indie
- Real
- Tall
- Deaf
- Third Date Rule: Yes or What the Hell are you talking about? Yes
- huh? what? >snork<
- Leather Restraints…they don’t dig into my delicate flesh
- Mrs. Cleo
- Blind Date or Fifth Wheel? As in what’s worse? Fifth wheel, definitely.
- Football
- Snakes or Rats? I would say snakes are worse.
- Clean Shaven
- Halloween
- Either
- Oldest
- Edward Scissorhands
- Supernatural Thriller
- Mystery: English
- Broccoli
- Fruits & Veggies food group
- Garth
- Pat (of SNL): Girl