Either/Or

Too hot.

Shaken or stirred?

Dirty Harry.

Shaken or stirred?

Stirred.
Scrambled, sunny-side up, or over-easy?

Over easy.

Sunrise or sunset?

Sunset.

Winter or Summer?

Winter.

Doorknob or torrential?

torrential

Rain or snow?

Snow
Ski or Snowboard?

Ski

Snog or shag?

Snog.

Montgomery bus boycott or “I Have a Dream” speech?

“I have a dream.”

That creepy guy over there just

exposed himself to a bus full of Girl Scouts, or

pissed on a bum

:dubious: That creepy guy over there just pissed on a bum
When pigs fly or holy cow ?

When pigs fly.

Holey moley or holy rollers?

Holey Moley
“Mmmmm,. donuts” or “Mmmmm,… unexplained bacon” ?

“Mmmmm, … unexplained bacon!”

Marcia Brady or Barbara Cooper?

Barbi Cooper

The Cowsills or The King Family?

The Cowsills.

In honor of the 300th anniversary of Ben Franklin’s birth: Flying a kite in a thunderstorm or writing Poor Richard’s Almanack?

Flying a kite in a thunderstorm

Lewis or Tolkien?

Tolkein, Baby !

Rod Stewart or Don Henley?

Henley.
Window or Aisle?