I just misread a Yahoo news headline. But I re-read it and as it turns out, ejaculations are not beginning as Wilma nears Florida.
Those would be evacuations happening.
But you never know, I’d guess there’s some good ejaculating going on too, so maybe it wasn’t so wrong.
Well, check the Florida birth rate in nine months’ time to see if that holds true …
So what would that make the ejaculaters.
Hurricaniacs? Windiacs?
Woohoo! I’m evacuating like a motherfuck!!
Halliburton execs are probably getting a chubby thinking about Wilma. Just waitin’ for the money shot.
Woot!!! You got it. That explains the Ejaculators.
Would you like the 36" Panda Bear or the Giant Punching bag Dick Cheney?
I believe the community leaders are asking for tourists to get out of the way so that the elderly can start ejaculating early. They’re to move in an orderly manner to the north and hopefully everyone won’t choke the route. Hopefully, those ejaculators that come last won’t run out of gas along the way.
Hmph!!
Ha!!
Pshaw!!
Poppycock!!!
Hm, try growing up Catholic. The nuns in grade school teach ejaculations. I am not making this up.
Mmm, catholic ejaculations…
Well, I kept reading the headline about Taliban bodies as “Taliban boobies”.
Not sure why.
Y’all are repressed or something. 