The sad part is, the people I’d really like to send that to just wouldn’t get it. Damned funny though. (Of course, now whenever I read Lovecraft, I’ll be reminded of my SIL who always sends me glurge, but then again, I’d probably think of her anyways.)
:wild applause:
Cthulu saves…
…In case he’s hungry later. 
That may be the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read.