Although this is definately not a “less-than-cosmic topic”, I’ll post it here in IMHO!
[Ring announcer voice]
In this corner, weighing in at 3,251 megatons, the Dead but Dreaming king of the city of R’lyeh, the slithering beast from the deep, the Nightmare among us, CTHULHU!!!
[/Ring Announcer voice]
Well, Chet, I can’t remember a time when the Old One looked in better shape. For those few fans who are unaware, Cthulhu has been one of the top gods at SDMB for many a year. Along with his pack of Elder Gods who can be seen here he’s been around awhile. It’s hard to trace his first appearance, but you can hardly see God mentioned, without him popping up. He also made an appearance here
You are absolutely correct, Bill. I’ll head over to talk to hopefully get a few words with Cthulhu. Cthulhu, I’m coming over to you now. Wha? Arrrrhhhhhhh! My Brain! Sob! The visions! Make them stop! The pure evil!! No dear God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Sorry for that interruption, but Chet is now lying in a fetal position bleeding out of every orifice he has. It looks like Cthulhu hasn’t lost a step in the horrifyingly evil department. I have gotten word from Cthulhu’s camp that he is dedicating this fight to Little Timmy, and that after this fight, he’s going to hunt down the waste of flesh hacker who made us lose Fenris’s wonderful Christmas story about Cthulhu and Timmy. Now, back to the ring.
[Ring Announcer voice]
And in this corner, wearing a Mammoth hide, and weighing in at 320 pounds, the Smiter and Fighter, The Smasher and Crasher, the one, the only OOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!
[/Ring announcer voice]
You know, Bill, Og is a relative newcomer to the Boards here. In his first appearance in this thread, Og blazed into Godhood with a smiting, smashing style rarely seen from such a newbie. Many would call his style simplistic, maybe even caveman-like, but behind inside that heavy brow and hairy body, beats the heart of a real competitor.
*You are absolutely right, Chet-like sidekick. Og is a fierce competitor, and I’m going to try and get some of his thoughts about his upcoming battle.
Og!!! Og!!! Over here Og.
Og, how do you feel knowing you are going up against probably the most powerful godlike being in SDMB history?*
OG SMITE!!!
Yes, that’s very interesting Og. How do you feel about your brief appearance in this thread?
OG SMASH!!!
Words of wisdom from a real champion. Good luck with the fight, Og.
Both fighters are in the ring, and we’re ready to start. Any feelings on this fight Dopers?