Election haiku

Ahhh danceswithcats
Soothes the beast
**smartini ** hearts you!
Lush fall, first Tuesday
Celebrate
When come back, bring pie!
the world is watching
country aches
one vote is all mine

I wanted to vote
for misty morning mountains…
not on the ballot

ask which candidate
we might pick for dog catcher
None of the Above

all year I wavered
vote elephant or donkey
lawn signs helped me choose

:eek: -> :o -> :smack: -> :wink:

Note to smartini
3AM Haiku: My bad.
Seventeen, I know.

Ahhh danceswithcats
Soothes the savage beast in us
**smartini ** hearts you!

Lush fall, first Tuesday
Cast a ballot, celebrate
When come back, bring pie.

the world is watching
my heart aches for my country
one vote is all mine

:slight_smile:

Illinois is glad
Alan Keyes to Maryland
on November third

I’m proud Obama
will be my senator
he is a good man

Joe Kernan running
Against GOP’s Daniels
To govern Hoosiers.

Democrat Micon
Wants to be sent to Statehouse.
Will Connie bash him?

Electoral votes?
Bush has eleven sewn up.
No Swift Boat ads here.

I have to exorcise the image of Twiddle Dee and Twiddle Dum from my brain. It has been stuck the all morning.
Thanks, Liberal. :stuck_out_tongue:

SCOTUS: “Twiddle Dum!”
alas grew Dumber, Dumbest
My vote: “Twiddle Dee.”

Sent my absentee ballot.
Oh man! SCOTUS sez:

Aw sh*t, damn keyboard. . . :mad:

Sent my absentee ballot.
Oh man!! SCOTUS sez:
“Do not count the votes!”

Tripler
I’m voting with an absentee ballot, and I approve of the above linked message.

Only two more days
then the post election threads
will fill up the board

The race will be close
both sides will be crying foul
if their guy has lost

We can make this quick
Bush and Kerry arm wrestle
Ready? Steady? Go!

Anticipation?
Just fifteen hours left for
October surprise

I’m a Democrat
My friend a Republican
Today? USA.

I do not agree
With what you believe and say
Thank Og you say it.

Brisk fall afternoon
Quiet vote, no blood is shed
Even bad, it is good.

I’m in Ohio.
Long lines, but much excitement.
Democracy rocks.

Courage and conviction
Lies and deceit

Words of abandon
Like twisted leaves in Autumn

::Hiiiiiiii-YA::

Ballot Measure Blues

My marriage negates
The sanctity of yours? You
are an idiot.