Based on Kimstu’s dinner thread a week or so ago…
Exit polls are not
all they are made out to be.
Four more years of Bush.
Both Florida and
Ohio are called for Bush.
Hillary C. smiles.
You see Dan Rather?
That guy makes no sense at all.
He’s just gone crazy.
Election Results
Aren’t pleasing many of us
Straight Dopers mourn now
America speaks
Best that you’re in the mainstream
I hope you’re not gay!
Gone for 4 hours,
but only one post added.
Lighten up, fuck-heads.
Pissed off Democrats
Tom Brokaw’s voice broke on air
And he almost cried
Tom’s holding out hope
“Maybe we’ll win Ohio”
Keep dreaming, sucker
I bet Dan Rather
Ransacked his office again
Like he did last time
Oh, to be a fly
On the wall of Michael Moore
When Kerry concedes
Michael Moore’s movie
Helped Bush win the election
More than Nader did
Hillary’s prowling
How stupid the Dems would be
To nominate her
Hey Dems! Hillary
Could win in 2008
Yeah … nominate her!
No, seriously!
Nominate her. We BEG you!
Hillary for Prez!
I wonder now who
Will be Kofi’s little bitch
Now that Kerry lost
Heinz-Kerry’s a shrew
Laura Bush is classy, but
Could kick ketchup ass
Where is John Edwards?
He’s done lost his Senate seat
Time to sue a doc
Couric’s wearing black
Three days of Kitty Kelly
Just wasn’t enough
Fuck Bush Fuck Bush Fuck
Bush Fuck Bush Fuck Bush Fuck Bush
Fuck Bush Fuck Bush. Fuck!
Ahhh! That feels much better. 
Here in Netherlands
The people’s thoughts are elsewhere;
Poor Theo Van Gogh. 
Seeing George Bush win
Feels like watching puppies drown.
Makes me want to cry.
Egghead tree huggers.
Monumental snobbery.
Democrats fucked up.
Terry Heinz Kerry
Will not be the First Lady
Back to Heinz Ketchup
Nothing pleases me
or makes me feel as good as the
despair of the smug.
Disenfranchised yet -
Damn’d Electoral College!
My vote counteth not.
That was hilarious!!
Taxes, shmaxes. That
is not the big deal this time.
It’s the Supreme Court!
Republicans gain
Four new seats in the Senate.
Chafee could change that.
English lacks the word
To describe just how you feel.
Try schadenfreude.
The whole thing was lost
Right after the DNC
Too much Vietnam
I knew that was it
And wanted to use it but
I could not spell it.
John Kerry has lost
Four more years for Gee Dubya
Time for third party
Kerry and Edwards,
Not much to offer save “I’m not Bush”
Nice hair though.
SDMB thought
They were a sure thing
Liberal heads exploding.
Calling people names
Won’t you win the White House
Better luck next time
Not.
Regards,
Shodan
Alas, no spell check
does vBulletin offer.
Google is your friend!
We are bent over
At the whim of Ohio
My ass is burning
Who are these people
Voting for the Shrub again?
Must be idiots
Now what will I do?
Bush still rules America
Off to Amsterdam?
The Republicans
And neoconservatives
Will fuck it all up.
The campaign was limp
Man, I wish that we could run
Bill Clinton again.
Regroup and prepare.
We should start campaigning now.
Obama '08.