The Haiku Election rant thread

The Whitehouse road,
does not thru the Senate go.
Blue state governor!

Oops…

The Whithouse road does
not go thru the Senate, friend.
Blue state Governor!

Post Election Stress
Disorder? Hurl shoe at screen.
Relief is fleeting.

Hurl shoe at the screen
then pay me to fix the set
I voted for Bush :smiley:

Hell, we sure fucked up!
Oval office, he’s still there!
Hurry, two thousand eight!

congratulations
to my good friends of the RIGHT
hope you are not WRONG

:smiley:

Own the House and Senate,
the White House and Supreme Court
You can’t blame Clinton

My phone rings no more
My mailbox is empty too
Lonely swing-state blues

Used just for my vote
Now it’s back to your main base
See you in four years

Canadians say
the whiners are welcome north.
Hell, they can have 'em!

Free Americans say
Hey, get your church off my laws!
no relief in sight

Damn, got the count wrong, here’s another.

Conservatives bitch
liberals just not nice enough
look to ms. coulter

whoops, too many beats
post election jitters now
bad poetry, fuck.

Folks cry “Tolerance”
but only for their own views.
Others go to hell. :frowning:

Foolish to pass laws
that govern who you sleep with
privacy is mourned

Why should it matter
when two people are in love
what their sexes are

I’m conservative
but very open minded
Still, the left hates me

hey, I don’t hate you
truth be known danceswithcats
I’m scared for sure, but hate? no.

GD in chaos,
So many stupid threads now.
Poor mods… going nuts.

Hey danceswithcats
Your shoe haiku made me laugh –
First time since last night

Laura Bush’s smile
The woman seems a robot
Does she ever sweat?

I try but I can’t
get this right.
Don’t know how to haiku
feel frustrated and small
so FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!

Sure you can do it
All about the syllables
Five, seven, and five.

So, do you haiku?
The next haiku-er will be
Scylla I am sure.

Been there, tried that, dude.
This thread contains my viewpoint
in non-haiku form.

Democrats will need
a man of myth and legend
to win in '08.

Obama has class,
presence, smarts and heart to spare
JFK redux?

I might be jumping
the proverbial gun, but
this guy’s the real deal.

Anyway, friend,
Courage! (as Rather once said,
before his brain fried.)

Election whoop-ass
will not keep us down for long.
Only four more years. :frowning:

Did we not just say
No Whitehouse via Senate?
Obama would lose!

Then on second thought
An Obama/Clinton race
Would bring a slaughter

Let’s nominate them
And guarantee another
Conservative Prez :wink: