The Haiku Election rant thread

Sadly, a Black prez
candidate sinks, not helps Dems.
Black Pubbie prez first.

Go there if you will
No Whitehouse via the Senate
Daddy, oil, baseball?

Hey, I see your point
But this small world we live in
Learn to play right first.

Obama has it
Needs to percolate some more
Lets him get stronger.

Kerry’s voting sucks?
'Twas hard to beat someone who
Never had to vote.

New York, New Jersey
District of Columbia
and Pennsylvania

All went for Kerry
Places the terrorists hit
Says loads about Bush.

The day a Pubbie
Wins in Washington D.C.
is the day pigs fly.

McGovern, Mondale,
Dukakis, Kerry- all got
massive victory.

If Kerry had been
Satan himself he would win
Ask Mayor Barry.

Satan can’t talk now
Too busy with gut-laughing
Call back tomorrow

smartini gets it.
Why do the “rules” apply just
to the Democrats?

This election proves
that we can’t campaign on truth,
nor hope for logic.

Personality
is the key to the White House.
Obama’s the man.

Let’s run him a-sap.
He’s “presidential”, and he’s
in our camp, to boot.

“You can’t do this, and
you can’t do that”. Well, that worked
so well this time, huh?

Lots of Dems hate Hil.
No love there. Hard to slander
guy everyone likes.

Pick Obama 'ere
he sets foot on Senate floor?
Wow. Insanity

John, I will admit
I’m overzealous. Call it
whist’ling in the dark.

To keep high spirits
I channel Tina Turner -
I need a hero!

We look south across
the lake at our neighbours. What
the hell just happened?

Sleep, one eye open.
The elephant might decide
to roll over. On us.

The website is up.
Marryanamerican
dot C A. Visit!

Some ask: if you leave
are you a traitor? You may
be just regrouping.

America is
now dream and terror both. The
world scrambles to think.

Practical matters
have time to play themselves out.
Hope, indeed is good.

Guess her motto is
“Never let them see you sweat”
Stepford First Lady

Jealous of a smile.
Leftist envy knows no bounds.
Borg Queen Hillary.

I fucking hate fags
Just like I hate sand-niggers
Praise Jesus, Bush won

Fred Phelps, go on home.
We don’t need you at Straight Dope.
Go on back to Hell.

Irony
Twenty-thousand posts
And no discernible wit
You need a hobby

Four days now have passed,
and all have had time to think.
Is the end still nigh?

Sarcasm

Turn inward, pea brain.
There, you will find quite nothing
of significance.

Even haiku threads
draw sharp personal attacks.
Keep up the good work!

Husband and his mom
Both Bush supporters. They cheered,
I silently glared.

Are people deaf and
Blind? Kerry won the debates!
Wired or not, Bush sucked.

Kerry’s giant thumbs scared me
But I will miss John Edwards’
Ten-thousand-watt grin.

Kerry’s giant thumbs! Eek!
But I will miss John Edwards’
Ten-thousand-watt grin.