Sorry don’t have a good one to start this up. Please don’t be politically insensitive or rude.
Definition American Election: A battle thought between two men, which ends with one winner, one looser, and 300 million casualties.
From Ambrose Beirce’s “The Devil’s Dictionary”:
And one of my own:
Political Impotence - The inability to get or maintain an election.
“As a general rule, gay men don’t like Bush.”
Well, that’s logical! :dubious:
Just got back from voting – a ballot full of races we hadn’t talked over beforehand, in addition to the main stuff we had.
Odd and interesting fact for Franklin County, NC: In this state, we elect commissioners to the Soil Conservation boards, and the candidate running unopposed for Conservation Commissioner for our county was a Mr. Gully.
Somehow that makes sense!
Why did the Buddhist Japanese man get very excited on November 2nd?
He heard it was erection day!
[sub]OK, Buddhism has nothing to do with it. I just figured, since the joke covers racism, politics and sex, I’d throw in religion as well[/sub]
I thought election day itself was a huge cosmic joke with a ghastly punchline.
Election eve, 1960:
Pat Nixon: I slept with the next President of the United States last night.
Jackie Kennedy: Oh, that Jack; he’ll do anything for a vote.