Elections Don't Exist

[Dissonance]

@detour1111

The Talmud also endorses having sex with three year-old girls and says that a man can marry 9 a year old girl.

So tell me about racism and insanity.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-three year olds?There’s 20 of them.

[Swords_to_Plowshares]

@j666

Now you’re all going to go off ranting that s/he’s just another anti-semitic conspiracy theorist, instead of reading his cites, evaluating the translations, and putting them cultural and economic context.

As soon as he post a cite and a summary.

Up yours too. No reason why we should go do homework to appease some batshit insane conspiracy nut troll. Again, this ain’t GD.

[detour1111]

The conspiracy movement has many counter-intelligence operatives, as one might imagine, since the power that be have so much to lose.

In a nutshell, this former mixed martial arts expert created a video exposing such shills as Alex Jones and We are Change, including honest information on what is known as the holocaust.

Part one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMv_QVNQjiA

Part two:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ3EiupKMeQ

Part three:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guFlAoNCJOs

Part four:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozvwrsAVTsc

[Bryan_Ekers]

Who is Alex Jones and why is exposing him important?

[Darth_Panda]

@detour1111

The conspiracy movement has many counter-intelligence operatives, as one might imagine, since the power that be have so much to lose.

And they still have raided your mom’s basement after all of these posts? Are they really that incompetent or is Michael Westin helping you?

[FinnAgain]

Ah, now out come the youtube cites, and from a true mixed martial arts master, none the less.
Normally our batshit insane racist conspiracy mongers start with the youtubing and move on to vague pabalum which they refuse to cite. The OP is clearly one backwards son of a bitch.

[Nancarrow]

@j666

Probably not, life is too short. Again, it’s really not the OP I care about, it’s the quality of the other posts. Even in the Pit, can’t we (by which I mean ‘someone else’) come up with something better than, “You are wrong and therefore a nut”, or even the obverse? No, I mean reverse. Whatever.

Your first sentence answers your third.

Oh, and Dissonance, that joke works better if you get rid of the hyphen.
Woohoo, didn’t type ‘hymen’! Oh, shit.

[BigT]

By definition, anyone who supports a conspiracy theory is deluded. The one thing about conspiracies is that they can’t operate in large scale. The nature of human beings is that at least one person will defect or let something slip.

If your support a conspiracy theory, you are inhernetly wrong. Full stop. Throw in racism, and you become a despicable individual, since the only reason you believe your conspiracy is to support your racism.

[Darth_Panda]

Yeah, you look at all of the crap that ‘powerful organizations’ couldn’t keep secret:

Abu Ghraib
President getting a blow job from an intern
Pat Tillman
That kid dunking on LeBron
Countrywide / Bank of America racist home loan program
The Enron emails about robbing peoples’ grandmothers
About a billion Congress critters dick picks, infidelity, and gay truck stomp romps
Freemasonry’s murder of William Morgan
Bay of Pigs

and it seems pretty clear that people can’t keep anything even remotely large and significant a secret, with the possible exception of the Colonel’s secret spices.

[I_Love_Me_Vol.I]

@Bryan_Ekers

So, detour, what actual knowledge or facts are you bringing to us for our edification? Saying something is obvious isn’t enough - lay out your premises in detail. You say someone other than Booth and Oswald killed Lincoln and Kennedy (or at least that the reasons behind the killings were not the generally-accepted ones) ? Feel free to elaborate in detail, and given the complexity of the topic

I am not detour, but I simply must come to the defense of a fellow Truth-Seeker.

You are all so willfully ignorant! You don’t want to see the truth! You think you can hide your eyes and it will go away? You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, without, like, you know, with fractions, okay? What are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics!

You say you want facts? HERE ARE THE FACTS!!1:
Abraham was the first name of the man who filmed Kennedy’s murder in a Lincoln convertible!! **

Hand-wave THAT away, illumi-jewmasons!! Abraham… made a movie… of Kennedy… getting shot…* IN A LINCOLN!!!*

That by itself is conclusive proof of a preternatural, compulsory navigation vis-a-vis the Triumvirate’s hectoring! But you want more, don’t you? Begging to be bludgeoned by a fistful of facts!

If you insist:

• Lincoln’s name has 7 letters
  -Kennedy’s name has 7 letters

-In Lincoln’s & Kennedy’s names the vowels & consonants fall in exactly the same place-- in the order *c, v, c, c, v, c, c
*

• Both were assassinated by Southerners.

• Both were succeeded by Southerners.

• Both successors were named Johnson.
  -Andrew Johnson’s name has 13 letters
  -Lyndon Johnson’s name has 13 letters

-Andrew Johnson had a pug nose and slicked-back hair
-Lyndon Johnson had a pug nose and slicked-back hair

• Lincoln’s secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
• Kennedy’s secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

-Lincoln was shot on a Friday
-Kennedy was shot on a Friday

-Lincoln was shot in a theater named Ford
-Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln–a car made by Ford

-Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran to a warehouse
-JFK was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theater

-Lincoln and Kennedy died in places beginning with the initials P and H
-Lincoln died in Petersen’s house
-Kennedy died in Parkland Hospital

Suck on that for a bit, you nattering nabobs of negative Nickleback! When come back, bring facts! But before you run off and cry to your panda mothers and monsoon cabals, there’s just one more thing I think you should know… It will hurt very much for you to learn this, for the Truth always hurts he that steeds the steer, and suckles the Smuckers…

This, this is the Clincher… the Coupe de Ville, the Grand Finale, the Canasta of all Canastas! (I would put it in a spoiler box, but that would spoil the spare rods and chilled wren).

Viola!!!:

-Lincoln’s sons had ponies they rode on the White House grounds

-Kennedy’s daughter had a pony she rode on the White House grounds

PONIES!!!one!!

[Czarcasm]

@Bryan_Ekers

Who is Alex Jones and why is exposing him important?

Apparently one of the leaders of this vast Jewish conspiracy is a gentile small time right wing radio talk show host.

[Darth_Panda]

Wait a minute. If all of this is true, how come Prell stoppped using the glass bottles?

The mind boogles.

[Lumpy]

@detour1111

In a nutshell,

Nut•Shell(n.)A closed self-reenforcing mental construct that interprets all possible evidence in terms of pre-existing presumptions and therefore cannot be modified or replaced by logic or new evidence. Characteristic of religious and political fanatics, conspiracy theorists and paranoid schizophrenics.

[Shodan]

@I_Love_Me_Vol.I

Abraham was the first name of the man who filmed Kennedy’s murder in a Lincoln convertible!! **

Hand-wave THAT away, illumi-jewmasons!! Abraham… made a movie… of Kennedy… getting shot…* IN A LINCOLN!!!*

That by itself is conclusive proof of a preternatural, compulsory navigation vis-a-vis the Triumvirate’s hectoring! But you want more, don’t you? Begging to be bludgeoned by a fistful of facts!

If you insist:

• Lincoln’s name has 7 letters
  -Kennedy’s name has 7 letters

-In Lincoln’s & Kennedy’s names the vowels & consonants fall in exactly the same place-- in the order *c, v, c, c, v, c, c
*

• Both were assassinated by Southerners.

• Both were succeeded by Southerners.

• Both successors were named Johnson.
  -Andrew Johnson’s name has 13 letters
  -Lyndon Johnson’s name has 13 letters

-Andrew Johnson had a pug nose and slicked-back hair
-Lyndon Johnson had a pug nose and slicked-back hair

• Lincoln’s secretary, Kennedy, warned him not to go to the theatre.
• Kennedy’s secretary, Lincoln, warned him not to go to Dallas.

-Lincoln was shot on a Friday
-Kennedy was shot on a Friday

-Lincoln was shot in a theater named Ford
-Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln–a car made by Ford

-Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran to a warehouse
-JFK was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran to a theater

-Lincoln and Kennedy died in places beginning with the initials P and H
-Lincoln died in Petersen’s house
-Kennedy died in Parkland Hospital

• A few days before he died, Lincoln was in Monroe, Maryland.
• A few days before he died, Kennedy was in Marilyn Monroe.

And who was Marilyn Monroe’s acting coach? Lee Strasberg - a JEW!!!

Regards,
Shodan

[Kozmik]

@detour1111

this former mixed martial arts expert created a video exposing such shills as Alex Jones and We are Change

Why is being a martial arts expert revevant?

[El_Kabong]

@I_Love_Me_Vol.I

I am not detour, but I simply must come to the defense of a fellow Truth-Seeker.

You are all so willfully ignorant! You don’t want to see the truth! You think you can hide your eyes and it will go away? You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, without, like, you know, with fractions, okay? What are you going to land on – one-quarter, three-eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics!

You say you want facts? HERE ARE THE FACTS!!1:

Wow, what an outstanding post. I’ve certainly had my eyes opened. So, moral of the story is that if I ever happen to visit the White House, watch out for the pony shit everywhere. Awesome, thanks for the tip.

[El_Kabong]

@Kozmik

Why is being a martial arts expert revevant?

When discussing subjects such as these, the ability to karate inconvenient facts into submission is highly valuable.

[LouisB]

@Czarcasm

Everyone knows that the Masons controlled food supply for years. Go down into your root cellar or basement and look at that jar of canned peaches-right there on the jar, it probably says “MASON”.

See? I told you so.

[Smapti]

@I_Love_Me_Vol.I

You say you want facts? HERE ARE THE FACTS!!1:

PONIES!!!one!!

So Rainbow Dash was the real mastermind all along!

[LouisB]

@3trew

Masons, not Jews? So what was Jackie Mason, a Hindu maybe?

He was trying to cover all the bases; to bad it didn’t work.