"Electric Boogaloo"—Favorite film secondary/"sub" titles?

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In case that’s clear as mud, this is about film “subtitles”—the confusingly named “second” title, typically placed after a colon, used on many films. Often, but not always for a sequel.

I got to thinking about this the other day when I was musing about my own favorite such subtitles. Almost everyone else picks Breakin’ 2’s Electric Boogaloo as their go-to “joke” sequel title, which is understandable, but that’s actually not one of my personal favorites.

Mine are actually:

•Darkman III: Die Darkman Die. I dunno, maybe it’s just the way it’s so nakedly gruesome, yet somehow still retains that grip of restraint. An exclamation point would have ruined it. But as it is, “Die Darkman Die” is an oath, escaping through clenched jaws.
•Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn
I’ve never seen this movie. I thought I’d seen parts of it, but it turned out I was thinking of Steel Dawn. But I think that’s for the best, really. As the title tells me—in many, portentous and chilling words—absolutely nothing about the story.

Leaving aside the “Metalstorm” for the moment—whatever that, it, or he is—“Jared Syn”? Is that a person? A place? Does Jared Syn wreak destruction? Is it about the quest to destroy Jared Syn? Is it a King Lear-style chronicle of the downfall of Jared Syn? Does the Metalstorm actually figure into these events, or is it just the heritage title of a series? Is it a metaphorical “Metal storm,” or some kind of brand name, or a literal storm of metal of some kind?

This title isn’t just oblique, it’s actually impossible to understand. It sounds wonderful, intimidating, bleak, and it might as well be gibberish. Half of it is gibberish, really.

You can’t even tell what genre the movie is, unless you at least see the poster. Which tells you that it might be science fiction. Or maybe fantasy. Or science-fantasy. Or post-apocalyptic action. Or some kind of especially weird Hong Kong action movie.

So, to this day, “The Destruction of Jared-Syn” is one of my favorite movie titles, and I have no idea what it means. And a part of me doesn’t want to know. It could never measure up to the giant in my imagination.
So,those are my picks…but what are YOUR favorite “subtitles”? And/or which ones do you feel truly stand among the greats, for reasons serious or lighthearted?

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House II - The Second Story.

I’ve not seen it, I hear it’s dreadful, but the title is great.

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Die Hard 2: Die Harder.

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I’m personally fond of “The Secret of the Ooze”, “The Legend of Curly’s Gold”, and “The Smell of Fear”.

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I’ve been repeating the “Electric Bugaloo” line for sequels since I first heard it tossed out in an episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Getting old? Just ask my wife.

How about:

Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Dangeresque 2: This Time, It’s Not Dangeresque 1,
Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective

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In 3D!

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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever

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The only thing noteworthy about that movie is “Holy Crap! A young Molly Ringwald!”

And my contribution is the classic:
*Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb *

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Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)

The use of “quickening” here is the screenwriter’s contrivance. The real meaning:

In pregnancy terms, quickening is the moment in pregnancy when the pregnant woman starts to feel or perceive fetal movements in the uterus.–Wikipedia

Whoops! :eek:

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“The Legend Continues” (Anchorman II, Kung Fu, Boggy Creek, Godfather, Dragonworld, Michael Jackson, Kenny Rogers as The Gambler III)

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You might be thinking of Spacehunter: Adventures in the Forbidden Zone, which, I believe was released in 3D.

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Friday the 13th, Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

(had to look up which ## it was.)

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Seen it. Bad but fun at times, sort of Big Trouble in Little China but with a ghost town instead of Chinatown.

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Is that the one with Kid and Play?

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I thought Scream Blacula Scream was a sub-title, but it turns out it’s a standalone title (albeit to a sequel.) It’s still awesome, though.

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You are correct. Right year (1983), wrong colon-sub-named sci fi movie.
In that case Metalstorm has zero reason to be remembered

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It is best remembered for being the movie that Richard Moll shaved his head for. It is the main reason he was cast as Bull on Night Court. :slight_smile:

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Howling II: … Your Sister Is a Werewolf had the best subtitle in the series. Featuring the lovely Annie McEnroe.

It’s got dots after the colon, so you know it’s good.

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I’m pretty sure the word “Quickening” was used in the first movie specifically because of that definition. It’s a deliberate birth metaphor: the last surviving immortal was meant to herald the birth of a new age of human civilization, and the Quickening was the moment that those changes would first start to be felt in the world at large.

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Unless I, also, am confusing it with another grade-Z '80s sci-fi flick, Metalstorm features a really cool cyborg with treads instead of legs. Well worth the price of admission. Provided the price of admission is less than a dollar.