I wanna make it clear that this whole thread is going to be discussing the ending of Eight Legged Freaks, a comic/horror movie about giant spiders that is currently out on video (BTW, three solid stars out of a possible four, IMO).
So anyway, if you don’t want to know how the humans defeat the giant spiders, hit the Back button now.
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The idea is that the spiders are all down in the mine tunnels, which are filled with methane, and there are large electric cables running power down into the mine tunnels. Apparently the power is not on, at this point in the story. The Hero breaks one of the light bulbs in the tunnel, sticks a book of matches in it, and tells the Heroine & Co. to go Up Top, find the generator, turn it on, and the power surge will ignite the matches, which will then ignite the methane.
So–wait, there’s more, my question isn’t just, “Would a power surge ignite a book of matches?”, although I wanna know that, too–anyway, when The Heroine & Co. get Up Top and find the generator, which is a display panel with some buttons and knobs and dials on it, they can’t get it to turn on, and the Kid announces, “It’s out of gas.” So they all look around desperately for gasoline, realize, “All these gas cans are empty,” and the Heroine says in despair, “All we need is one big electrical surge.”
So then the Teenage Girl realizes that she still has the stun gun in her pocket that she used to zap the Teenage Boy in the nuts earlier in the movie, but I digress…, anyway, she pulls out the stun gun, the Heroine applies it to the face of the generator somewhere, and KAPOW! The F/X kick in and we spend the next few minutes of screen time watching fiery explosions with flying CGI spider bodies.
So–would a standard-issue pocket-size stun gun have enough of an “electrical surge” to travel down a set of fairly hefty electrical cables into a mine and ignite a book of matches that were stuck in a broken light bulb?
And yes, yes, yes, (she said a trifle testily) I know that this is Only A Movie, and a Horror Spoof besides, and that there are many other plot holes even bigger than this (if the tunnels are filled with methane, how are all these people running around down there, for one thing), but I’m just curious about the stun gun.