Elementary school serves floor sealant to students instead of milk

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And then, of course, there was this infamous thread:

Pan-fried Semen

Hey folks… Remember the Cecil column about the comparison between semen and egg white? Well, it started me to a-thinkin’… What would happen if you fried semen in a pan? Would it solidify like egg white? Would sit sizzle and pop, and evaporate, leaving sticky resin? I would try the experiment myself, but my wife would at the very least kick my ass, and at worst… well, lets not go there.