A sure sign of the apocalypse: As I was shopping in Safeway last night, I heard “Livin’ La Vida Loca” as elevator music!
Everybody got to elevate from the norm - Rush
Don’t let it bother you. I thought the same thing when I heard a Devo song in a Ralph’s in San Diego in the early eighties.
They don’t call me the colonel because I’m some dumb ass army guy.
I was shopping in a grocery store once and the in stor radio was playing Joy Division’s “Love Will Tear Us Apart”
She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
Way back in the early 80’s I knew something was terribly wrong when I heard Revolution by The Beatles on Muzak in a high-dollar department store…
I was deeply disturbed when AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” popped up in a doctor’s office one time.
Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling.
I’m in a supermarket doing my groceries. The stereo suddenly starts playing a Musac version of “Stairway to Heaven”.
I leave my full shopping cart where it is and dash for the entrance. Never visited the store since.
Bastards.
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
When they can perform a Muzak version of Tubular Bells I’ll sign on.
Reported.