I just heard that Elvis Costello and Cait O’Riordan are splitting up. Poor, Cait! I should like to comfort her…
Boy, when it rains it pours.
I heard also that Heidi Klum is splitting from her husband as well. I’m sure they’ll be lining up to offer condolences to her.
Don’t forget Nicholas Cage and Lisa-Marie Presley, after a reich 4 months together!
Finally the field is clear and we can have sex with all these ex-wives!
My brother would hasten to point out that Mila Jovovich is also now divorced! Party on!
J.Lo and Ben are splitsville, or at least they’ll be by the time you finish reading this.