EMail from the Religious Right (Homosexuals have "Super" Rights)

[tdn]

@OneCentStamp

OK, man-crush now officially snuffed out by the realities of gay romance. Thanks for that bucket of ice water, tdn.

Hey, even if you’d stayed with your hetero crushes, reality will end up intruding anyway.

Do the gay thing, you face homophobia and possibly violence. Do the straight thing, and you face being bored out of your skull in a mall, and having to talk about “where this relationship is going” when the big game is on. Lose/lose.

[descamisado]

@Ca3799

. . .In addition to subsidizing those who engage in homosexuality, the right of ordinary citizens to happiness is diminished by homosexuals’ expropriation of beaches, restrooms, and rest areas for their sexual trysts. . . .*

This male clutches his pearls, and says “Oh. My. God.”

• They forgot parks.

[mswas]

They are just mad that their political party is demonstrably run by faggots.*
*Log Cabin Republicans

[descamisado]

@Ludovic

I thought all homosexual rights were Super.

Is Super the new Fabulous?

Boy, I would hate to have gone to junior high school with any grouping of Dopers, 'cause when y’all decide to gang up and pick on someone or something, it’s like a pack of Pharisee jackals smelling blood in the water.

[mswas]

@5-4-Fighting

Is Super the new Fabulous?

It’th Thuper, Thankth for Athking.

[descamisado]

@mswas

It’th Thuper, Thankth for Athking.

When is “winky-smiley” not really a “winky-smiley”?

See here.

[Terrifel]

I wonder if it would be possible to persuade Dr. Cameron to refrain from emphasizing the “hate-crime” argument quite so much? I believe there might actually be a reasonable argument against such legislation, but it’s difficult to tell when the guy arguing the point is a foaming lunatic. He seems to be quite happy to grind on for long stretches without the benefit of any actual content, so eschewing mention of that one point would be a relatively small sacrifice to make. How about it, Doc? Honestly, reason cramps your style anyway. You can easily make up for the lost space by peppering your rant with a few more instances of the words ‘empirical,’ ‘unalienable,’ and ‘associational.’

[MEBuckner]

Dr. Paul Cameron… Dr. Paul Cameron… Now, where have I heard that name?

Oh, yeah, he’s that evangelist of homosexuality who’s trying to get as many people to go gay as he can:

@Dr. Paul Cameron (as originally reported in Rolling Stone magazine)

Untrammeled homosexuality can take over and destroy a social system…If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one’s own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get–and that is what homosexuality seems to be–then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm…I’m convinced that lesbians are particularly good seducers…People in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical…It’s pure sexuality. It’s almost like pure heroin. It’s such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they’ll take enormous risks, do anything…Marital sex tends toward the boring end…Generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.

My goodness. The “most sayisfying orgasm you can get”–“pure sexuality”–a heroin-like rush that makes “marital sex” seem “boring”?

Damn. Where do I sign up?

Seriously, hasn’t this guy [del]been caught in a public restroom with a few ounces of methamphetamines and some gay hustler he claims to have been doing “research” on or something[/del] come out of the closet yet?

[mswas]

@5-4-Fighting

When is “winky-smiley” not really a “winky-smiley”?

See here.

When you’re being shoved into the broom closet.

[Annie-Xmas]

Originally Posted by Dr. Paul Cameron (as originally reported in Rolling Stone magazine)
Untrammeled homosexuality can take over and destroy a social system…If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one’s own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get–and that is what homosexuality seems to be–then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm…I’m convinced that lesbians are particularly good seducers…People in homosexuality are incredibly evangelical…It’s pure sexuality. It’s almost like pure heroin. It’s such a rush. They are committed in almost a religious way. And they’ll take enormous risks, do anything…Marital sex tends toward the boring end…Generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.

I e-mailed this to my sister the lesbian. She called me on my cell phone and screamed “How the fuck would HE know?”

[tdn]

@Annie-Xmas

“How the fuck would HE know?”

Because of all the lesbians who have seduced him. Duh.

Either that, or he’s totally turned on by lesbians, and figures that if any came on to him, he’d be so there.

[miss_elizabeth]

@Baldwin

Why is it the really stupid arguments that get recycled?

Because there aren’t any arguments against equal rights that aren’t really stupid.

[Ceejaytee]

I apologize. I haven’t read the thread yet. But the title made me laugh out loud: Homosexuals have “Super” Rights? Already I can see where they’re going–it astonishes me how some people can twist attempts by gay people to be legally treated the same as straight people as giving them “Super” rights. It’s also heartbreakingly sad; friends of my husband who are extremely intelligent people (I thought) now speak of the “gay agenda.” I never would have expected that from them.

But I’m currently enjoying the mental vision of my friend Donald in red tights and a cape, exercising his “super rights” to spend time with his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s son as a family.

[DoctorJ]

Wow. The only fact I could find in there is that gay people are having gay sex.

Actually, I’d be willing to bet that the vast majority of gay people are not having gay sex right this second.

[Steve_MB]

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]

Originally Posted by Dr. Paul Cameron (as originally reported in Rolling Stone magazine)If… all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get–and that is what homosexuality seems to be–then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm…I’m convinced that lesbians are particularly good seducers… Marital sex tends toward the boring end…Generally, it doesn’t deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.

I e-mailed this to my sister the lesbian. She called me on my cell phone and screamed “How the fuck would HE know?”

You’re sure that wasn’t “How the fuck DID HE know?”

The answer, obviously, is that he ponders homosexual sex. Frequently. Intently. Thoroughly. To the point of hyperventalation.

[tdn]

@Ceejaytee

But I’m currently enjoying the mental vision of my friend Donald in red tights and a cape, exercising his “super rights” to spend time with his boyfriend and his boyfriend’s son as a family.

I wonder if the boyfriend – not to mention the son – have the same mental vision about Donald.

[norinew]

Actually, the drek cited in the OP is making me want Super Rights. Having been straight all my life, I’ve never gotten anything but normal, everyday rights. So, who here wants to inject me with gay, so I too can have Super Rights? Not to mention enough spare money to buy condominiums or townhouses on a whim. :rolleyes:

[stolichnaya]

Remember folks, with “Super” rights comes “Super” responsibility.

[Lightray]

@tdn

… then we can really stick it to the man by dying young.

Dude. If you’re dying while sticking it to the man, then you’re doing it wrong.

Just sayin’.

@norinew

So, who here wants to inject me with gay…

:eek: Dang, this thread is seein’ more action than one of those bathrooms or rest stops.

[Miller]

@norinew

Actually, the drek cited in the OP is making me want Super Rights. Having been straight all my life, I’ve never gotten anything but normal, everyday rights. So, who here wants to inject me with gay, so I too can have Super Rights? Not to mention enough spare money to buy condominiums or townhouses on a whim. :rolleyes:

I’m not sure how to go about injecting a woman with gay. I know how to inject a man with gay, but if I tried the same thing with a woman, somehow it just doesn’t seem very gay to me.