Well, we could try it. Then I could be more gay, and you could be less gay, and maybe we could just get Semi-Super Rights.
And anyway, if gay people really had Super Rights, wouldn’t they insist on calling them “Fabulous Rights”?
One must wonder about these things (especially when one has enjoyed several bottles of beer this very afternoon. . .)
It’s often said that men can turn most anything a woman says into something sexual, but norinew is giving us material that is just far too easy. This is Adolescent Boy 101.
I want to see Super Gay Guy click his faaabulous bracelets together and straighten his tiara and shit like that.
Rubbish. Pure rubbish.
I refused to read past the first paragraph where he states his “empirical facts”.
It became pure fiction at that point and why bother reading someones made-up hypothesis.
(emphasis mine)
…so that the two pages of jokes immediately following it make more sense? 
How else could he explain the number of women he dated who, after a date or two, suddenly couldn’t see him anymore because, uhh, err, they had suddenly become lesbians.
Literally, yes, but dying in a metaphorical sense when “sticking it to the man” is to be expected.
The whole Republican party has to be completely infiltrated. Look at the Administration. Look at the current crop of candidates. If that isn’t a plot to discredit the ability of straight white males to run the country, then I don’t know what it is.
No, because, if the answer to this is yes, we gays are now allowed to name our rights what *we * want to name them. 
The jokes write themselves. Dude(?), are you playing straight man here?
Is this supposed to scare me into remaining heterosexual?
No of course not. With a username like that you should be the poster child for our super rights.
Just that pesky little detail about becoming gay first. I promise that it won’t hurt a bit.
Yeah, if you can get anyone to tell you how to accomplish that. :rolleyes: 
Easy-peasy! Just close your eyes, click the heels of your red ruby slippers and repeat, “There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home. There’s no place like home…”
I keep thinking of that one Warner Brothers cartoon where Wile E. Coyote tries to defeat Bugs Bunny? The one where he ostentatiously builds a door in front of Bugs’ rabbit hole solely in order to knock, and when Bugs answers, he presents his card and introduces himself in an excessively precise, erudite manner? “Wile E. Coyote: Suuuuper-Genius!”
knock-knock “Allow me to introduce myself. I am Home O. Sexual, here to exercise my Suuuuper-Rights!”
Do you guarantee ‘sheer sexual pleasure’, super rights and whimsical condos? I want it in writing before I sign up.
Of course he is. Or else he wouldn’t be railing against homosexuality.
Duh!
Close, it’s “there’s nothing like homo, there’s nothing like homo…”
Naturally!
(offer void where prohibited, all guarantees not guaranteed, rights, pleasures and condos not included)
Paul Cameron is (in)famous for his shoddy and unethical research techiques, by supporting his position by selectively citing his own papers (which are based on shoddy techniques, etc.). See this article from the New Republic, or this UC Davis professor’s bitchsmacking of him. Basically, he exhibits all the traits of many “Christian” organizations like the Eagle Forum and the Family Research Council–pathological dishonesty and blatant igoring of the facts driven by hatred of homosexuals and homosexuality.