EMail from the Religious Right (Homosexuals have "Super" Rights)

Actually, Paul, there are lots of people who find it easy to resist the siren call of homosexuality that you find so alluring. They’re called heterosexuals.

Sheee-it! Not **all ** of us! :frowning:

Wow, those guys are scummy. Does anyone know, are Paul and Kirk brothers?

If someone asked me for a précis of that statement, I would render it thus:
“My marital sex life fucking sucks, and my orgasms are disappointing. Homosexuals, on the other hand, particularly lesbians (who turn me on enormously), appear to be having far too much fun. I must drag them all down to my own personal level of wretched misery”

I see it that way to a certain degree, but I don’t know if infiltrated is the right word. It’s an attempt by big business to discredit big government. However, I’ve for a long time believed that Patriarchy as a whole is rule by faggots. Look at the Catholic church.

Now, I would like to point out that when I say faggot I mean it in a derogatory way that does not apply to all gay males. Faggot is a particular loathsome subspecies of the homosexual male. Being in the closet and working Manichean agendas helps to gain this moniker.

Oh, this is going to go soooo well for you.

Can’t say I’ll be sorry, either.

Someone needs to asplain something to me.

If two homos do it and they use a condom, is it:

1 - More bad, because condoms are evil

2 - Less bad, because it’s a little less gay?

-Joe

I composed a snarky reply to him, then realized that I’d only be sticking my hand in the stupid. :dubious:

Looks like hands have already been stuck into the stupid, up in Great Debates.

Oh, my word, is it really using the “some of my best friends are gay…” excuse?

I think it’s looking for another flameout on par with its jewbaiting one here

It’s missing its bridge, is all.

MsWas gets a bag of popcorn and waits for it to start popping. I think it might work better if you turn the flames on. I dunno though, do you have enough righteous indignation to keep the fuel burning? I’m a pretty thick steak and you wanna make sure you cook me all the way through, before you bite me. ;p

What the heck is untrammeled homosexuality?

Trammelled is: catch or hold in a net

Un-trammelled would be without a net.

So, homo’s are having sex without a net?

That’s not safe sex.

The net is only needed when there is a trapeze bar or chandeliers involved. Sounds like he’s talking about pretty vanilla homos to me.

Well, that’s better than chocolate homos, don’tcha know :wink:

Vanilla Homos. BAND NAME!

Hey! I resemble that.

mmm, neapolitan homos!
(I don’t know, do Americans get neapolitan ice-cream as a flavour?)

We do. But we’re short a queer Indian for the complete three-flavors-in-one gay ice cream experience.

I think that’s the first time a post of mine got the band name reaction. Cool.

Not mine.