Kinda shitty. 
Lift your cheek, ya animal! 
So I keep thinking, if there isn’t a song called “Farting in a Leather Chair,” there should be.
This could be your big break!
Stand back!
As far as damage, lingering stench or discoloration to the couch, don’t sweat it. None of that happens from farting on leather couches.
But… where they differ is that if you fart into a cloth couch, the fart gets somewhat trapped by the cushions and is released over time. Leather couches are more or less impermeable, so the fart gets loose faster and more intensely than on a cloth couch.
And now we know why Sheldon Cooper doesn’t want anyone sitting on his spot. They might fart.
Farts won’t hurt your furniture as has been noted. But skin oil will make marks. My husband is bald, and the headrest on his recliner is very much darker than the rest of the chair. It will not clean off either. I refuse to be the little old lady who puts towels on the headrest to save the chair, though, so there it is. I think my husband likes it because it usually means that no one else will sit in his chair.
I did once fart in my leather chair with a cat in my lap, and she would not stop smelling the chair for quite a long time. It wasn’t even a smelly fart either (not to me anyhow) but she seemed to find it fascinating.
Kind of a sneaky way of asking “If I fart while riding a horse, for how long can I blame the horse?”
When horse quits galloping you’ll be fine. When your companions catch up deny, deny, deny.
The kind that sometimes sound like a balloon animal asking a question?
Retirement + age + diet = mucho fartismo en la sofa.
As the owner of a leather couch and a leather office chair, I can tell you that it will not damage the leather.
It will however be much more difficult to sneak one out on leather than it is on cloth.
Thank you so much for this delightful image. I can now go to bed with a slight grin.
I wonder if a gas leak detector would do the job? Farts are often flammable, so they may contain hydrocarbons that could trigger such a detector. Those hydrocarbons, if present in the initial effluence, would probably dissipate rapidly; a gas detector may trigger shortly after someone has farted, but my guess is that it wouldn’t trigger off of any enduring aromatics that remain in/on the seat cushion.
It has literally made me laugh out loud repeatedly.
Farting aftermath in a leather chair? It hasn’t happened to me, I’ve never done math in a leather chair.
Full Disclosure: I saw it online, but sure wish I’d thought of it.
https://me.me/i/dani-fernandez-msdanifernandez-911-whats-your-emergency-i-farted-on-20579759
Oh, good. I’m not alone.
- giggle *
“Ffwweeeeeeep.” - goes to other room so nobody hears me laugh so hard that I farted *
O.P. thanks for the most entertaining thread I’ve seen in a while.
For what it’s worth, I do cust. srvc. for a company that sells fancy leather furniture. Yes, you’ve heard of them. While I have not (yet) gotten this particular Q from a customer, I look forward to being fully prepared, when that day comes.
And it will.
Because holy guacamole, people ask the strangest things. Rest easy that you, my dear O.P. cannot touch - or fart on - the Qs I’ve seen.
(In the meantime, I can offer fancy-leather-furniture advice, should you need it. Just P.M. me.)
Fwwweeeeeep.