Of all people, who’d have thought
Ron Jeremy humiliates Eminem in club
but, RJ is the man
Uh huh. A totally reliable account, that was.
I need to bleach my brain out after reading that. Why do I do these things! The thread title just screamed “TMI Ahead!” But noooooo, I had to look. :eek:
Oh and I gotta remember to bookmark “The Green Rabbit” as a premium hard news source.
I was particularly impressed with the blow-by-blow account of the scuffle. “Whipped him in the eye with his wang” indeed. Can we add this site to the GQ sticky of reliable cites?
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BWAHAHAHAHA.
Ahh. Great for a laugh when I should be studying. Silly Eminem, ladies are for Ron Jeremy. You gotta be pretty drunk to ask Ron Jeremy to compare dick size.
Em, you got KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT! 
Well some of us know he ain’t gonna measure up so we do it sober.
When I saw the thread title, I immediately imagined some sort of duel with wangs instead of swords.
Then I opened the link…
Why, oh why, oh why did I open this? :smack:
I was thinking Jedi lightsaber duel.
[Dark Helmet Man] I see your Scwartz is as big as mine…[/DHM]
I’m inclined to think that this story is a joke.
Right…so I know Ron is “blessed”, but “out cold”? Riiight.
Plus, Eminem is so hot. I’d take him any day 
I thought cockfighting was illegal?
But there are no laws against hedgehog fighting!
(And now I have several scurrilous verses of “The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered” running through my head…)
Good one, M&M, publically challenge Ron Jeremy in a contest on dick size. What’s next? Challenge Mike Jordan to some one-on-one? Take on Penn Jillette at card tricks? Bet Keith Richards you can drink him under the table?
i seriously hope you people don’t think this is serious. the website linked to says “premium non-news source”. i hope im mistaken or my perception of the average doper intelligence level has been lowered 
bwwahahahah!
Ok, so I had surgery this morning and I’m Doping while doped, but that tickled me!
The fact that it’s an obvious joke doesn’t change the fact that Ron Jeremy knocking Eminem senseless with his manhood (hedgehoghood?) is the funniest image I’ve had in my head all bloody day.