At least that’s what the story said before they removed it. I guess the editor decided it wasn’t very newsworthy after all.
I’m not going to google up a new link from work.
Something about a heart aneurism. He was being prepped for surgery as I read the story minutes ago.
I know you’re all waiting with bated breath.
Get well soon, Hedgehog! We’re all pulling for you.
Sounds like he could use a few [del]tugs[/del] hugs.
I think Ron would appreciate it if we all got down on our knees for him.
Sorry if this sounds insensitive, but has he filled out an organ-donor card?
He’s gonna need an extra transfusion, in case he finds one of the nurses attractive.
Regards,
Shodan
He’s “only” a 9 incher?
With all the hubbub about him, I expected him to be at least well over 10.
It’s not the quantity, it’s the quality.
Actually 8.5, when they were measured by Screw magazine. His rival John Holmes was 8.75. Holmes’s nickname for Jeremy was “Little Dick”, and Jeremy called Holmes “Pap Smear” (as in “what the hell is that extra quarter inch good for?”)
Seriously, neither man’s penis could fit into a vagina - each had to hold their hand around the base of it both for support and to avoid injuring the woman.
And on a serious aside, Ron’s longevity in porn had to do with that he could be counted upon to be a reliable performer (including even acting, if so required).
As with the ounces used to weigh gold, the Porn Inch is a different unit of measurement than the standard inch :rolleyes::D. Of course, porn actors could choose to go metric: “He’s swingin’ 19.5!” “She’s the girl with the 118 bust!”
Hang in there, Ronnie – who the heck are all the TV shows going to call when they need to interview a male “porn star” if you’re gone?
Rather, it’s not the length, it’s the girth.
A woman’s vagina is only sensitive near the entrance, anyway – what’s the point of being long enough to hit the cervix? (Unless you’re filming porn, of course, then visuals are more important than anything else.)
a true talent.
he even drove himself to the hospital at 3AM.
get well Ron, things are looking up.
Known as “the hardest-working man in show business,” and who would argue?
With or without the hyphen.
I think all the girls he worked with lost their hyphen long before.
I think there’s a movie title in this, somewhere. Something with “Nurses” in it?
Nah, it would never sell…
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’ll be all right once the hot looking nurses come in to give him a sponge bath. I’ve seen enough movies to know how these things usually turn out.
According to the update at Bob Ducca’s link, the surgery went smoothly and Jeremy is now “resting in complete privacy with no visitors”.
Yeah, we know what that means. 
Feel better soon, Ron.
In his case, they need to add, “And your own mouth counts as a visitor, Ron!”