End of the Earth Postponed

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20101019/sc_livescience/endoftheearthpostponed

That’s excellent news. I should have time to pay off the house now.

God damn it. Would people please make up their minds about this so I know exactly when to run up my credit cards?

Every calendar I have ends December 31 of THIS YEAR! OMG the end is approaching fast.

What am I supposed to do with all this paella?

The end of the world has already happened. How else do you explain dogs and cats living together and all the mass hysteria?

This is almost as bad as the New Software Rollout at my job that has been delayed like clockwork for the last 7 years. Now they’re swearing it’s coming, ferreals this time, in March. Yeah, I’ll believe it when I get to work and have no idea how to do my job.

I can’t wait to tell all the Mayans I know.

Tea Party rallies.

Your job entails you working on Duke Nukem Forever?

be right there

But the world came to an end several times in the 19th century and also in 1981 and 1982 and in 2000. I think it’s tired of coming to an end without anyone noticing and by now it’s giving up.

It’s a good gig. But I do get tired of the 16 color EGA graphics and the clunky 386 machines we have to use to run the damned program. :smiley: