End of the world meal

Just take me to the International Buffet in Bergenfield NJ and let me at it!

Just a quick question, but what makes you guys think people would actually go work in a restaurant on the last day of earth and prepare food for you? My guess is they might call in sick that day…

Maybe they are unbelievers who decide to go rake in as much money as they can from the crazy people who think the world is going to end.

I’ll have a truckload of British Indian curry please.

Onion bhajis, lamb tikka, vegetable samosas, papadoms with raita, mango chutney and lime pickle to start.

Then chicken dansak, sag paneer, tarka dhal and pilau rice, garlic naan and a lhassi to drink.

I shall then be retiring to the library with the complete works of P G Wodehouse, a bottle of brandy and a large cigar.

Please wake me when it’s all over.