Money and availability is no object…I’m in for a dim sum buffet lasting about four hours, followed by a dessert of poppy sweet buns and blackout cake from Ebinger’s in Brooklyn…maybe an appetizer of deep fried prosciutto and mozzarella croquets (old family favorite )
I will be having the Barbecued Pork appetizer from City Wok (North Hollywood) (double order, of course), then the Wonton Soup and Dried Sauteed Vegetable Delight from Yang Chow (Woodland Hills).
I had Beef Burgundy once. I hope to have it at least once more before I die!
Otherwise, mixed Chinese buffet. Yum!
(Oh, hell, that did it. Tonight, I’m off to the nearest buffet!)
Filet of unicorn.
I’ll wait.
Second Avenue Deli in NYC. Matzo ball soup, potato pancakes, pastrami sandwich, corned beef sandwich, sour pickles and rugelach.
If I’m scheduled to die, imminently, I cannot conceive of wanting to eat. Anything.
If it were a firing squad scenario, I don’t think I’d accept their food, screw them.
If it is just a good meal I could have before my number comes up, probably something fun to eat with a lot of friends.
I’d opt for Korean food, Sam Gip Sal lots of sour kimchee tossed on the grill, and keep the bottles of soju coming.
Steak and eggs, toast, juice and coffee. The traditional astronaut breakfast.
This, except kreplach instead of matzo balls. And add an authentic egg cream. Then over to Junior’s for cheesecake.
Surf & Turf (Ribeye steak with teriyaki marinade, medium rare, broiled lobster tail, half pound or so of snow crab legs with drawn butter), egg baked inside of an artichoke, and some breadsticks from Olive Garden or Fazzoli’s.
Maybe you’re going to colonize Mars.
Cold, clean water and hearty wheat bread.
Two Jews are being dragged before a firing squad in WWII Germany. They are offered the traditional pre-execution cigarette.
“Keep your cigarette, you murderous bastard!” says one Jew.
“Shh, Jake,” says the other. “Don’t make trouble.”
Regards,
Shodan
Vegetable egg foo yung with vegetable fried rice, egg rolls, French fries, and Ben & Jerry’s pineapple frozen Greek yoghurt. And lots of coffee.
Long pork. It’s the apocalypse, right? And I get the last meal on earth, or did I misread again:)
A Campari and soda. An appetizer-sized white seafood pizza. A NY strip steak, medium rare with caramelized onions and crumbled bleu cheese. A side of pasta putanesca. Small Caesar salad. Garlic bread. A carafe, or three, of a very bold red wine, maybe Amarone. Espresso. Grappa. Since I am dying anyway, an unfiltered Camel lit from a Zippo.
my friend Mike’s chili. And a lot of it. The sweet release of death will be welcomed with open arms.