Today being September 12 2006.
I forgot to put the date on the bathroom mirror. Anyone want to join me in an afternoon of fornification? (murder and theft aren’t my bag, baby)
Are there any other upcoming apocalypses I have to put in my diary?
If I’d known today was going to bring nuclear armageddon, I definitely would have skipped work and my appointment with the doctor. And I wouldn’t have paid my credit card bill last week, although I have a suspicion that an atomic holocaust would not stop them from trying to collect.
Take not lightly the words of Yahweh, for he is mighty and feasts on fear. Fear and asparagus. And as a result his urine has a unique fragrance. DO NOT PISS HIM OFF.
I forgot to wear clean underwear…mom was right
Oh the irony, when I was younger, I figured for a variety of reasons, I would not live to be 40. Well today is my 40th birthday. To think I am going to be wrong by only one day. It does not seem fair somehow.
Perhaps I will have “time enough” after the Nuclear War. Thankfully I do not need reading glasses.
Jim
But it’s already September 13 in Australia.
I know, Australia’s always messing things up for these people. First there’s the problem of whether or not there were kangaroos on Noah’s Ark, and now this…
Upon looking at the end of the world in a scene from Revelations:
Marge: Are you wearing clean underwear?
Bart: Not anymore
It’s the end of the world? Huh.
And I feel fine.
Y’all will just believe anything, won’t you?
Why would the Mayans bother making a calendar that goes all the way to 2012 if the world were going to end today?
Sheesh. You got 6 more years to fornicate. Make the best of it.
Just what I was about to say. It’s 13 September here and the sun came up as usual.
The rapture awaits with identical certainty. That one does not require clean underwear.
Dammit, Annie-Xmas, now my underwear is less clean than it was before I read this!
WooHoo, plans to Fornicate like a Mayan Mucker.
Icouldn’t help but notice that this End of the World Patent Pending is being promoted by The House of Yahweh. Is it similar to The House of Pancakes ?
Happy Birthday!
So will the party be in heaven, hell, or the radioactive wasteland left here on Earth? I need to know what to wear!
It’s sort of a more religious version of Burger King. They bless the burgers, but otherwise you still get to have it Yahweh.
Hey, hey, hey, hate the pun, not the punner!
OK, so what is on their menu ?
Happy Birthday, Jim!
It’s my anniversary, so the earth is only going to move a great deal, not end.
But it’s already 5766 by the Hebrew calendar, that of Yahweh’s Original People. Are they going to let a bunch of Peter-come-latelies dictate when their god is going to do things?
Hey, cool, happy anniversary.