Hey-ho, another nutter, this time predicting that the world ends today. By nuclear holocaust, if you please.
Honestly, I don’t know where these whackjobs keep popping up from. You’d think they’d have twigged by… Wait, WTF?
OMG! Look out, itad qt4rq r/A’C 093560928-8-09*_)(* ljhg ljh
Damn. I wish I’d put off cutting the grass.
I forgot that was today!
My sister is a cop and the town she works in has a Yahweh compound. She decided to drive around it the other day to check it out but got a call just as she arrived so she never got a chance to see it. I guess she’ll never get to see it now because the world is ending today.
gotta finish my book
Nuclear holocaust, you say? Well great! I just happened to have a few extra W78 in my new desk that I wasn’t quite sure what to do with.
Tripler
Um, I believe you have my stapler. . . and my Minuteman III.
Don’t panic, it’s already tomorrow everywhere east of Shanghai 
Damn! Why did I waste money on new ink cartridges for my printer?
Does this mean Prehistoric Animals Day is cancelled? Or that we’ll all qualify now?
Boy, is my credit card going to get a workout.
Regards,
Shodan
When it happens, I believe we will all be post historic creatures.
Wouldn’t we be posthistoric, though?
(Damn, beaten to the punch!)
I haven’t heard anything from China in the past few hours…
I’m talking to my GF in China currently so rest assured, the world is safe.
…for now!
I just paid my bills! :smack:
Awww, I was going to go out and grab lunch.
Do you think I have time to walk the dog first?
Or, as we might say twenty years ago:
NO CARRIER
The sun rose here this morning (Friday 13 June - an ominous date) as usual.
Abilene resident here. The House of Yahweh is our own local, uh, “non-mainstream religious organization,” so we get to see all the happenings up close and personal. All of the church members take his last name and some variation of his first, so every once in a while you run into a “Hawkins” working some job in town or another. There was funny article in the paper yesterday about one such Hawkins (partial quote):
Heh.
I saw Yisrael Hawkins’ attorney on his criminal case at the courthouse today and wanted to ask him if he’d made sure he’d been paid up front, but I didn’t get the chance to. If I see him tommorrow I’ll be sure and ask him what happened with the whole world-ending thing.
I haven’t missed it again, have I?