It’s been so nice to know and interact with you all. Humankind has accomplished so much. I shall miss it so.
The world ends today: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/tech/4474635/end-of-the-world-september-23-planet-x-nibiru-david-meade-armageddon/amp/
… again.
Well, dang, why did I bother doing my laundry then…
^ You need to wear clean undies for Armageddon.
I’ll mow the grass tomorrow! Promise!
And who’s going to be around to check underwear?
I just got a new video card. All that money wasted and not even time to send it back and get a refund.
Oh sure, mock me if you must but didn’t you listen to the video? It’s been confirmed by (dun dun dun)…
“CIA insiders!”
I’m telling your Mama you said that! That’s who!
30 Rock’s leaving Netflix, so I’m OK with this development.
I’m going to wait to the last minute and then jump onto the new planet. Easy peasy. Just like how you jump before the elevator hits the bottom when it’s falling.
If “today” is measured in UTC, we’re already 2/3rds of the way done with it. So the End better hurry.
Right here right now it’s a lovely sunny day and I’m considering a picnic. If ya gotta go, a picnic is a nice way to do it in style.
Bloody well won’t. I’m making homemade bread for the first time in years, the sun is shining, and I promised the dog a woodsy walk this afternoon.
Despite my bitching and moaning and general pessimism, the world simply can’t end on a Saturday in autumn.
Thank goodness. If NASA hadn’t dismissed the claims, I would have put my affairs in order and prepared to meet Jeebus. Or Satan, or whatever, it’s all good.
Yeah. With my luck the world will end the day *after *I file my income taxes. Could’ve happened a couple weeks earlier and saved me all that angst and money. But noooo, Fate just wouldn’t be that kind. 
*Cues up REM’s *It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine) *.
Yeah, you keep thinking that. Just wait till your first “Movie Night” with Jesus. He talks through the whole film. That guy just won’t shut up!
“Hey Planet X, killed anyone yet today?”
“Day ain’t over yet.”
Well if it must end today I won’t be bothered worrying why I can’t watch but one of the new Star trek episodes tomarrow night!!
The stars wait for me
Who knows where we shall meet again
If ever
But time
Keeps flowing like a river (on and on)
To the sea
^nice!
We’re still here. Well… at least…
… we had joy, we had fun, we has seasons in the sun…
(On seeing the thread title, and that the OP’s last name began with Jacks, this came to me.)
And in the end…the love you take is equal to the love you make!