Welcome to the boards, CdO 
and no, i am not posting this just to avoid studying some more… really…
Uh huh… i see how it is. See if i help you find a job… 
Crack’dOff, welcome to the board. May I be the first to offer my deepest sympathies that you have to deal with oldscratch. 
May your electrons be swift, and your bandwidth phat.
I only said he was my second favorite… I didn’t say who was my favorite! Besides, I have a favorite, and a favoritest. Not telling who’s who.
I just flew in from Texas, and boy are my arms tired. The rest of me is, too, which is why I wasn’t in chat last night and why I didn’t get to meet you.
Seriously, welcome, kick back, have a beer, and have a good time.
Robin
From one newbie to another.
It looks like I’ll have to contenst Nymysys for your affections already. Damn - Save one of the nice guys for me Nym - you have DPR.
Anyways - welcome Crack’dOff - enjoy your time and order the little white jacket that lets you hug yourself now!!
Have fun and watch out for falling trolls.
HI Crack’dOff, how’s it going? I’m Tasha, and no, I haven’t ever given any animal [besides humans] oral pleasure. Thank your friend for sharing that lovely jewel of knowledge. Eh, I’m sorry. I’m not in the greatest mood right now, so I’ll drop it. Have a nice day.
Hi and welcome.
Doobious,
Scratch isn’t the only one who should be scared.
You really shouldn’t be party to pulling a mean joke on someone who you’ve just met. I almost feel sorry for you since you were obviously duped by scratch into getting involved. Still, though, you did have fair warning that I am a mental patient.
Too many people don’t understand the pure pleasure that revenge can bring.
For example, I was up this morning at around 6 am. Oldscratch was passed out on my couch snoring away with a nice stream of drool pouring out onto the pillow he borrowed from me. (Note to self - boil pillow after he’s gone) I spent around 10 minutes gazing at his (almost) innocently snoring face. Savoring the moment. Fixing it in my mind. Sure, I could have taken action, but like a fine wine and smelly cheese, revenge must be aged to perfection in order to truly enjoy it.
Ahhhh…my revenge will be sweet, indeed!
All i’m gonna say is: You should have asked me first before believing what oldie tells you. Youre his friend, you should know him better than that. 
Rasa said:
Busted man, leave it to them wimmin to do it to you every time, so much for anyone being scared. Time to open a can of whip-ass and try to regain your self esteem.
Wait! No, I mean, he frightens the hell out of me!
Ok. So I can’t even pretend he is. Damnit, Tymp will be so disappointed in my lack of Mean Skillz. (For the record, Mean Skillz are like mad skillz, only meaner.)
And yeah, for a skinny guy, scratchie can sure snore loud!
Hey hey,
Sorry I haven’t responded sooner. I haven’t felt all that great the last few days.
Rasa - Yeah, you blew my cover BIG TIME! Now I’ll have to work extra hard to build up a reputation.
Doobious - My bad for believing oldscratch. Still, revenge is too much fun to take all the blame myself, eh? Nice attempt at talking me out if it, though…I’d still watch my back if I were you.
ssskuggiii - Hi, Tasha! Thanks for your reply. I completely understand not being in a very good mood. Pretty much the story of my life recently. As for oral pleasuring of household pets, I can’t say that the thought had ever crossed my mind until reading about it here.
Which brings me to this point - had I known about oldscratch’s canine tounge tendencies, I’d probably have asked someone else to watch my cats while I was traveling. Now that I reflect on things, I thought that the butts of my cats were much cleaner than normal when I got home. Oldscratch must have expanded his oral horizons while alone with my darlings. And all along, I just assumed that their cleaner than normal posteriors could be attributed to changing their catfood from Kibbles n’ Bits to Science Diet. Now that I think about it, they were sketchier than normal when I got home…that and the empty case of MGD (plastic bottles even) should have clued me in.
Silver Fire - Thanks for the TMI reference. I’ll be adding a post of my own in that thread later today. Doesn’t beat oldscratch, but it might be amusing for others to read.
Nymysys - harem, eh? Hey, we just had a nice little earthquake! That must be a sign, Nymysys…
As for what I bring to the table: An extremely warped sense of humor, primarily. I guess that goes without being said given who brought me to SD, though. What else? Hmmm. Psych meds (anyone want to trade?). Other stuff, I suppose. I’m really quite shy. You’ll figure it out as time goes on.
Everyone else - Thank you for the kind welcome!
Ok. Here’s a good tip: don’t mention EARTHQUAKES to the chick that is moving to California in 2 weeks!
Glad you’re doing ok.
Oh, I don’t doubt you’ll try to do something. Plus, if I was trying to talk you down, i would have begged and pleaded in chat or email. I’m watching my back, yes, i’m watchingit closely…
Just remember that when you least expect it…
I just want you to know, that it was Rasa who traumatized Outside Kitty, not me…
So there
And those MGD bottles were left over when I got here. And they were not filled with beer.
ick.
Um… I had a little help in that department, scratchie…