I’ve never been to England, but I have seen quite a few English movies. Same thing, right?
Anyway, it seems that when Brits do (finally) have sex, they almost always “do it” clothed.
So do ya? Do you swim naked and screw clothed? 
Peace,
mangeorge
LMFAO
No, we do it just as nekkid as the next nation.
Just there’s plenty of films made by prudes, for prudes, who fine it easier to show the whole thing with as little flesh as possible.
What we are also apparently very good at is that ‘out of bed and wrap the duvet around oneself’ motion which leaves everything to the imagination.
Bugger that, my girlfriend’s always stolen the whole duvet anyway.
Swim naked? I wish…
We’re just so horny, we’re always in too much of a hurry to take anything off bar the absolute necessaries.
Not seriously. Sorry.
[Mel Brooks]
“But I’m British!”
“So are THESE!”
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[ul][]The English love their Queen.[]Roger Taylor played skins for Queen.[]“Roger” is a slang verb referring to the act of lovemaking, employed primarily by the English.[]“Taylor” has an etymological connection to the act of clothesmaking.The English make love in clothes.[/ul]It all makes sense.
Remember the contrast in A Fish Called Wanda between the British couple applying deodorant before bed, and Keven Kline sniffing his own armpit during sex? (Although I can’t remember if K.K. was British in that movie.)
Yeah, the other thing is that we ALWAYS turn the lights off before sex so that we can’t really see much of what is going on. After all, those kinds of sights would melt our sensitive english eyeballs like butter on a hot crumpet.
Nope.
mangeorge, rather than travel to England you may like to visit the quaint Mediterranean fishing villages of Magaluf and Ayia Napa this summer, where you will be able to witness the demure courting practices of young British ladies and gentlemen at first hand.
Has the Op ever heard of the quaint British hobby of dogging (google it)? Yep they are prudes those Brits 
Don’t google it while at work though. 
They just close their eyes and think of the Empire…
I did think about keeping my socks on, but I’m told it looks silly.
(Then again, that’s what people tend to say, whether I’m wearing socks or not.)
No way I’m taking my flat cap off, though. Eeh bah goom, ecky thump.
He most certainly was not - he was playing the stereotype of American sex 
English men wear clothes whilst making sex so they can make a quick getaway if the ladies husband comes home early.
How does an English man make his wife scream during sex?
He phones her up and tells her what he is doing.
Yes. I should have not jumped the gun and read this post before googling.
Mmmmm… crumpet.
Oh well. I’ve cemented my place as the company horn dog. I saw it coming when I realized the guys were coming to my office to watch anything that might be considered offensive in nature.
Hey, everybody goes a little nutso whils abroad.