Enough with the fucking conspiracies!

[SuaSponte]

*Originally posted by dalovindj *
Alot of conspiracies are way to far out there to be given any credibility. That is not to say that no conspiracies at all exist. There have been many conspiracies in the past (Nixon comes to mind, so does the CIA’s involvement in the crack trade, cops lying for each other about plungers), and I’m sure there have been many more that have never been discovered.

You were doing pretty well until you brought up the CIA/crack business. Didn’t happen.

Sua

[Primaflora]

A moronic old hippie friend of my SO is deluging us with this crap. Several large emails a day complete with attachments. It’s really pissing me off. Any site with psy-ops in the name really has no credibility with any sane rational person. I particularly enjoyed the article about how there were no terrorists involved - it was fucking robots who took over the planes.

Yeah right.

[Dijon_Warlock]

[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by Ferrous *
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There are countless conspiracies, but is there one (or even a few) who are “behind everything”, “pulling all the strings”? No.

They are ultimately as helpless and clueless as the rest of us. **

Ahhhh, but see, that’s what they want us to think!!!

[sub]C’mon, you knew someone was going to say it.[/sub]

[dalovindj]

Sua:

You were doing pretty well until you brought up the CIA/crack business. Didn’t happen.

Should I do this here? Or should I start a new thread in GD?

Dalovin’ Dj

[tomndebb]

So you’re saying Oliver Stone has a new movie comming out?

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/eonline/100801_ostone.aspv

[tomndebb]

So you’re saying Oliver Stone has a new movie comming out?

http://entertainment.msn.com/news/eonline/100801_ostone.asp

[Slip_Mahoney]

Thanks for fixing that, tom.

[Shirley_Ujest]

**
OOOOOOOOOOOOO00000000000oooo!!!

So, like, when you said “I hear you Guinastasia but”, which contained “a but”, which, when reversed is “tuba” clearly indicates that there was somehow a marching band involved. And when you said “a CLuM”, it contains the letters A, C, L, and U… which is to throw you off into thinking that somehow the Civil Liberties thingy is behind this, but when you realize the “tube” bit, you simply rearrange the letters to give: UCLA… so clearly, this is the UCLA marching band having their moment in the limelight since their all envious of USC’s marching band being featured in the Fleetwood Mac song “Tusk”… its all clear to me now… **

Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…ever notice that Bin Laden looks creepily like Mick Fleetwood? Never see them in the same room together.

[sub]BRAV-OH on one hell of a spin on a spin. If you are not careful, you will end up yelling at passing by cars on the streets and living out of a box. [/sub]
I think OJ Simpson is behind off of this. It is his payback to John Ramsey for taking care of his little problem back in the early 90’s.

[Shirley_Ujest]

NOOOOOOOOOOo! Wait! STOOOOOOOOOP THE PRESSES!
The Grassy Knoll is behind all of this.

[Dijon_Warlock]

For or against, I’m not sure…

WTC found in Bible Codes!!! It had to happen, don’t you know.

Anybody heard from Cat Stevens lately?

[dropzone]

*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**Anybody heard from Cat Stevens lately? **

Yes, the other day. He’s fine and said he had called you but nobody was home and he left a message and he asked you to call him back right away but I told him you weren’t a jerk like that and if you had gotten the message you’d’ve called so somebody must’ve erased the message before you heard it. I think it was your dog.

*Originally posted by Fillet *
Now, about those members of the Marseilles underground that were hired by the CIA/Mafia to get rid of JFK…

Oh, boy! I hadn’t heard that one in YEARS!

[Misery_s_Company]

I think the most pathetic one I heard was a girl on the el the day of the attacks saying, “You know the Arabs did this so that everytime I dialed 911, I would be filled with terror. You know my ex was Arab.”

OUCH! How does that follow? And yes, of course stupid el girl, this was done to fuck you, and only you.

[Dijon_Warlock]

*Originally posted by dropzone *
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*Originally posted by Dijon Warlock *
**Anybody heard from Cat Stevens lately? **

Yes, the other day. He’s fine and said he had called you but nobody was home and he left a message and he asked you to call him back right away but I told him you weren’t a jerk like that and if you had gotten the message you’d’ve called so somebody must’ve erased the message before you heard it. I think it was your dog.**

smacks forehead Of course. I forgot to get my number changed after selling my old phone to Astroboy14. Jeez, I can be an idiot sometimes.

[MFS]

*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest *
**Heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…ever notice that Bin Laden looks creepily like Mick Fleetwood? Never see them in the same room together.

[sub]BRAV-OH on one hell of a spin on a spin. If you are not careful, you will end up yelling at passing by cars on the streets and living out of a box. [/sub]
I think OJ Simpson is behind off of this. It is his payback to John Ramsey for taking care of his little problem back in the early 90’s. **

oh… so now it becomes clearer… so, sincee you mentioned OJ and payback, that you may very well be alluding to the movie “Trading Places” that stars, of all people, Dan Ackroyd. Now, we also know that Mick Fleetwood is diabetic, and during concerts, he can often be seen drinking not only milk, but… Orange Juice… and Dan Ackroyd is none other than Elwood Blues, which, as a Blues Brother, makes him a fan and performer of the blues, which, as no matter of mere coincidence, Fleetwood Mac started out as a blues band under the direction of Peter Green. And Peter Green happened to write the song “Black Magic Woman”, which was made particularly famous by Carlos Santana. And to top all this, both Santana and Fleetwood Mac were inducted into the Rock Hall at the same time… and both acts are signed to major record labels… and we all know that the major record labels are part of the RIAA, which has been lobbying Congress for further copyright and digital protection of their music… so really, this is all part of the RIAA’s vast campaign to inhibit illegal on-line music sharing, except that the negative impact on the economy will only cause further music trading since no one will buy as much or many new albums, so really, the whole this is a vast catastrophe of mythological proportions!!!

[Eternal]

skips down the sidewalk

“Didn’t you know, citizen, the government never lies to us!”

skips away