I’m one of those who LOVES Hallmark holidays.
When I have a non-suspicious excuse to bring home flowers for my gf, I’m sure to get laid.
(Romantic of me, right guys? Girls - shutup! You’d do it for sex too if flowers worked on men the same way.)
My GF professes to despise Hallmark Holidays. I bought roses anyway. CYA.
My mother raised me to think Mother’s Day was a complete crock… then again, her birthday always falls within four days of the Hallmark Holiday, so she gets lots of attention in early May anyway.
On principal, I don’t do anything at all on Mother’s or Father’s Day, but I give my mother flowers about once a month, and, with about the same frequency, make a concerted effort not to hang up the phone or storm out of the room when my father starts holding forth at great length on (practically) anything…
Insanity doesn’t run in my family, it moves at warp speed.
You’re not going to ruin another Sweetest Day!!