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One of the “prizes” being offered at the local Pachinko place was a Hello Kitty body-fat monitor. Wow, whole lot of demand for that one! Not that it mattered, since all that you would do with it was take it around back to the employee’s entrance and exchange it for cash…
At a department store in Kagoshima City, my sister spotted a Hello Kitty oscillating fan. The base was her body, and her head turned left and right, blowing on you.
>shudder<
Last time I saw the Hello Kitty vibrators, they were in an adult toy shop right next to the Doraemon vibrators. I didn’t get one, as the other two people I was with immediately bought their entire stock. Of both of them.
oh my.
Oh, and for those of you mourning the demise of the HK vibrators …
A close make-do:
http://store.oaktowncatalog.com/hekicoelto.html
Picked one up at Albertson’s for the amusement value for about five bucks.
Word up, HK. Preach it.
OK I give up.
What is this Hello Kitty thing?
Y’know, you’re evil. I like that. 
My daughter wants the Hello, Kitty waffle iron and the Hello, Kitty microwave. She already has the Hello, Kitty mini fridge. I don’t get it. But apparently when a girl turns 12, it becomes necessary to totally inundate your life with all that is Hello, Kitty until you drive your mother totally insane.
I bought her a Badtz Maru shoulder bag for Christmas. The very cheerful girl behind the counter even gave me some wrapping paper, a small bell and a bow, all covered with…yes, Hello, Kitty wearing a Santa hat. I’m almost looking forward to the day my sweet little girl goes goth and resents everything. It can’t be as terrifying as having Hello, Kitty land in my house.
My God. I just said Hello, Kitty 6 times…
I can but try, ma’am. bows modestly
You know, by the time your daughter goes Goth, Hello, Kitty is bound to have succumbed to postmodernism and become the new ironic icon of the Black Lipsticked Crowd.
You know, I have two pair of Hello Kitty panties that has the face on the front and “Hello Kitty” on the back. My husband doesn’t seem to mind them at all! 
They’re awful cute, boy cut and looks great with a tan!
Thanks awfully. :eek: 
Wow. I figured every being worldwide knew of Hello Kitty. Click the link, man.
Have a Hello Kitty happy day. :mouthless kitty with bow smiley:
Just be sure to get lots of pictures of her with all her HK stuff, then in four years when she goes goth you can have loads of fun mortifying her by showing those pictures to all her friends.
Or, if you wanted to be truly cruel, you could buy adspace in her yearbook and put them in. hehheh.
Pictures?
Having read nothing but the OP let me just add that -
I am so incredibly, perhaps smugly, pleased to say that I have no idea what Hello Kitty is.
Awww it’s so cute. If hte Japanese comic stuff wasn’t so expensive for a stuffed animal I’d get one.
My name is TheLoadedDog, and I am a Hello Kittyaholic.
That is, I don’t actually own any HK stuff, but I am so glad it exists. Hello Kitty works on dozens of levels.
Honestly. I like it.
I am a 125 kilogram, bearded, heterosexual blue collar worker from the ‘burbs. I drink beer and shoot pool. I smoke cheap cigarettes. I puke in the gutter on the way home. I have been known to utter the words "OI WOT YOU LOOKIN’ AT?"
And I love Hello Kitty. AND I’M PROUD.
HELLO KITTY ROCKS.
Embrace your inner 12-year-old girl!!
Ewwwww…not THAT way!! There are laws, y’know…
You’re probably not gay, but that is one strange closet to come out of.
oooh! where do you buy those? Those are almost as great as Hello Kitty crap!
not YET . . .
Well then, hurry up! 