Enterprise: Damage

Well, I liked the episode, so as promised, I’ll force you all to read about my ideal opening credits.

Music: Babylon 5 season 4

The first segment would show the Xindi attack. The driving beats afterward would coincide with a slow pass over the Enterprise ending with the camera engulfed by the red Bussard collectors. Then the words “Star Trek Enterprise” would appear, cut off by the Enterprise flying by. And the remainder would be various scenes from season 3.

But you see, it would be a ludicrous sequence for a bad show, hence my requirement of a good “Damage” for posting it.

I know you’re male yes but that wouldn’t matter to me seeing as how I’m bi (much more attracted to women than men but bi nevertheless) and you were only a bit player in my dream anyway. I only said it was really good to get your hackles up, which it did. :smiley:

If you want to read about it, it’s at http://www.livejournal.com/users/aesiron It’s easier for me to just give you the link than it is for me to go through the trouble of going to get it since my computer is so slow it would take me five minutes to load the page.

Not only is he not a woman - he’s an Andorian!

And the children leave Hillel sandwiches for them.
P.S.
The Rabbi on L’Chaim is adamant: There is no such ting as a Chanukkah bush. :slight_smile:

Jews In Space would make a cool series.

I had a GF who was trisexual.

If it was sexual, she would try it!

Mel Brooks had it planned for History of the World Part II.

Wait, really? Brooks actually intended, at some point, to do a Part II? I always assumed that the little ‘coming attractions’ reel at the end of Part I was a joke. (A funny joke, at that.)

So what do women use when they want to get laid during Chanukkah, then?

I believe it was a joke.
Humor-it is a difficult concept.
:slight_smile:

Knew I forgot something! I forgot to post my comments on “'Damage!” :smiley:

-Archer is looking -way- darker, and I’m not sure that I like it.

-just a glimpse of Porthos, and Archer totally ignores him!

-Phlox was looking rather ragged! But still sexy. :slight_smile:

-T’Pol … I kept thinking that she was going to take a big inhale from that crack pipe! I’m not sure what to make of T’Pol, especially as a Vulcan. I still like her, though, and am glad that they do have a Vulcan character–just not sure of her viability any longer. :frowning:

-Trip is looking sexier than ever … Rowl! And yes, Viva, he -does- have some of the hairiest legs I’ve ever seen on a man. :wink:

Who the Heck is that sphere-builder woman?! I’m still getting very bad vibes about this whole arc and how it might possibly end. Can’t I just shoot Berman and Braga, and maybe hire someone who worked on DS9?!

-which brings me to my last point: why can’t we have a DS9 movie? :wink: (sorry for the slight TAN here :p)

tarragon

David Palmer… :wink:

Speaking of Janeway, where’s Q when you need him? He could have made them a warp coil with the snap of his fingers.

Good gad.

Because they made Sisko a Worm Hole Alien/Prophet and scattered everyone else all over the universe.

Sisko said he would be back. The only real problems I would see would be getting Odo, O’Brien, and Worf back but the supporting cast is so deep that they could easily be replaced by others. Odo not being there would probably be the only character loss that would really piss fans off. Maybe Worf too but fuck him… I never liked his character. :stuck_out_tongue:

Then why do you want to…?

I never said I want to. If anything, the understood noun there would have been you.

So, think you can handle a Klingon? I hear that their foreheads aren’t the only thing that’s ridged.

Somehow, I’m guessing that the Bermaga have probably just forgotten all about that little bit of the Trek timeline. “Romulan War? What Romulan war? Let’s do another Borg episode! And let’s make it a time travel episode!” :::Monstre pulls fur out, screaming:::

Except not whoever did the DS9 finale – that was a bit of a letdown for me. Oh sure, the first half was fine, except for how neatly they just “happened” to wrap up the Dominion War. The second half? an exciting hour of everybody saying goodbye to everybody else… Why couldn’t we just have some naked Ezri scenes instead?

is that why their condoms have only a 32% success rate? :smiley:

I’m not sure I want to know how you know that figure.

Well, I just read the warning label on that package of Klingon Ticklers I bought…