:smack:
Sorry.
Those polyknit shirts they all seem to wear get caught on the pointy ears. No sense trying to be an attacker if you’re going to look all dorky and lame with pulled-out threads and stuff. Intersteller conquerors need to look intimidating. Would you be scared of a Klingon with a run in his shorts?
Who were mainly just a danger to each other, not to the general Earth population.
unless you count the helpless rows of corn…
We don’t grow much corn over here.
Gets so hot in the Summer that it starts popping and scares the livin’ pee-waddin’s out of us.
We mostly grow wheat and other grasses.
In the panhadle, we grow spaghetti since it fits the long, skinny farms so much better…
Because Vulcans kick ass.
Haven’t you seen Amok Time?
Now you’re just makin’ stuff up.
Everybody knows spaghetti is slowly exuded from Italian pores and harvested by shaving when it’s long enough.
Ah, Cervaise, but pasta was brought to Europe from Asia by Marco Polo.
Talk your way out of that one, pesto breath!
The Vulcan Science Directorate has determined that attacks on Vulcan are not logical.
Because those Earthers are bound determined to get out there and get in as much trouble as possible.
Is it “bound determined” or “bound and determined?”
Note: Statements by Charles Tucker III may not be used as evidence for grammatical arguement.
Yeah? Well Archer likes Water Polo!
(and it all comes together)
Can I be really annoying and ask why the channel cut through Florida (and Cuba etc.) was not filled with water from the ocean when Trip and Malcolm surveyed it? When the beam cut through Cuba it then went right into the ocean, so obviously the channel was deep enough (and probably in Florida too).
Even Janeway wasn’t dumb enough to waste all her Photon (Quantum?) Torpedoes on one enemy - should have used 100% yield right at the start on Duras.
Maybe Duras’s ship had too many wafer thin mints on board for them to go into the Deltic expanse…
Hey, the probe was directed mostly to the Gulf of Mexico. Which is (slightly dirty) salt water…
And humans are ugly bags of mostly water!
We have solved the mystery of Quantum’s Leap. Way to go, Scooby!
(btw, SirRay asks an excellent question(z)!!!)
Beavers. Big Space Beavers.
Are you kiddin’?
Remember the ST:DS9 episode “The Siege of AR-558”? That was set in the 24th century, 200 years after Enterprise, and the Federation soldiers fought with weaponry about as effective as what your average foot soldier had in World War 2.
Fortunately, the Jem Hadar soldiers were just as poorly equipped as the Federation. :rolleyes:
Important note: Turn smilies off when writing a message containing “ST:DS9.” <grumble grumble grumble>
There was the attempted coup by a Starfleet Admiral and the attack by the Breen, both during DS9. Then, of course, there are the Borg in “The Best of Both Worlds” and “First Contact”.
yes, but they never did anything. The Borg snoozed, V’Ger’s probes didn’t go off, Borg 2.0 got nuked and had to travel back in time, Whale probe did some damage but when away. The Breen was the only casualty inflicting attack, including a SF hit (those fridge suit bastards shot up my current home!
Also, unbelievable stuff fromt he season finally: Night shot in “San Francisco” that had: No Fog, No Wind, No Homeless drunk Hippies…obviously fake!
>If the bad guys have time travel, why wasn’t the test probe
>followed by the real thing in about five seconds?
They didn’t have time travel, they had communication from the fyooooture.
Star charts would either be unverifiable or predictable (hey, we already know where the north star will be in a couple million years).
Florida shot was probably above sea level, and so the water wouldn’t come in.
The hippies were waiting underground to take over the Federation.