Baybee, I’m smokin’ all right.
Well, the ratings are up, the name is changed, and the market coverage has increased, so I think it’ll stick around.
Did anyone else have a playground flashback during the grub-eating scene?
(“Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll eat some worms…”
What freaky ass kind of playground games did you guys play? :eek:
All we ever did was disembowel small animals for our Devil worshiping.
You guys remember K?
Well, I hadn’t seen her for a while. You know, the typical let’s stay away from each other for a while even tho it was a mutual descision kind of thing?
This last Saturday, though, we were both at the same party, and we started talking and all. Her roommate thought it was hilarious. She told me, “K just said on the way over here that she hadn’t seen you in something like 3 weeks, and here you are after no more than 5 minutes and she’s telling you to shut uo!”
It wasn’t an argument, tho. It was that word play stuff we used to do to each other all the time when we were involved with other people. So, I’m guessing everything’s gonna be okay.
Which is nice. I hate to lose good friends just because we’re no longer licking each other, ya know?
I’ll make sure I either watch this or tape the right channel Sunday so I kin give comment on the Trekker thingy you all watched.
Gosh, in the playground games I remember, it was the devil that was worshippin’ me.
So maybe they should rename it something other than “Enterprise”…?
Star Trek: Panda
Retain as many friends as possible. 
Lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick lick
Okay, enough mushy stuff. Didn’t you ever hear this song?:
Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I think I’ll eat some worms
Big fat juicy ones
Teeny weeny squeeny ones
See how they wiggle and squirm
Cut off their heads and squeeze out the juice
and throw their guts away
Nobody knows how we survive on worms three times a day
Mmmmmm…Alien grubs in coconuts. Yum! It does a body good.
Actually, I could see Archer using that virus as a bio weapon at some point. It would work well with this seasons attempt at continuity in episodes.
I can see them going to the Xindi’s planet, getting shot at, beaming the virus in 4 feet above the ground, letting gravity smash it, and then finally returning after a few days to smash some asteroids into the planet.
I think I’m gonna like this season.
Continuity my ass.
This is what happened to the Klingons!
Damn… If only they hadn’t shown the Klingons In the first two seasons we would have had a decent explaination for the change… Even for Kang Kor and Koloth Who were guys in brown make up in TOS but became bumpy heads by DS9!
Carnivorousplant you are a fricken genius!
Thank you, thank you.
Kor and Koloth unearthed (un Chronoused?) Phlox’ stassis box, and believing the container to be blood wine, infected the Klingon population.
A STASSIS box?!
Are you telling me that Enterprise has Slaver weapons?
Maybe the Preservers are actually Pak Protectors. Do Xindi bartenders mix drinks with their mouths?
[loopy Kzin]
Er… Loowee Woo? You… wire head…?
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This just gets weirder and wierder. My removed tattoos are starting to glow again. I’m jaunting out of here.
Hmmm … I don’t know who this “Richard Cross” person is you’re talking about, but that Roger Cross guy in your link looks an awful lot like Cap’n Big Bad Virus Burner.
No beards?! But how the heck are we going to tell the Good guys from their Evil counterparts, without prominent goatees?
Richard, Roger that’s how you tell the difference in the Mirror Universe.
Our guys will be the good guys, only in this universe they would be the bad guys, so beards would coufuse the issue.
Besides, Tars would be *really, really * pissed if Hoshi had a beard.
Don’t you remember a certain episode of Star Trek: The Animated Series titled “The Soft Weapon”? Written by Larry Niven, and featuring a catlike alien race called the Kzinti?
From the first paragraph in the above article:
A “natural tie-in”?! What, you mean like all this time people were supposed to think that this show had nothing to do with Star Trek? What did they think people were going to think? That Enterprise is “X-Files: The Next Generation” or something?!
Yes. It’s my fave of TAS.
But, That’s future from ENT (future from TOS, too, but b4 TMP)
From all the websites and books, it seems that most of TAS isn’t considered canon, tho. Too bad. Fish guy Kirk could’ve beena clue for fish lovers Paris and Janeway. Spock’s childhood pet is the only thing that made it out of TAS into the mainstream, and only because it was 1st mentioned in TOS before TAS.
Start a TAS thread?
Actually, the entire episode of “Yesteryear” is considered canon, not just the sehlat.
And Enterprise – excuse me, Star Trek: Enterprise – is considered canon?!
nice topical hijack, as i just started reading Ringworld for the first time.
Have you ever seen episodes of TAS? Or read the novelizations? Enterprise may be hamfisted and oftentimes boring but it isn’t a Saturday morning cartoon wherein every single law of the universe is routinely violated.
TAS is like the worst of every Trek series combined.
Your first time?!
Make sure you have on absorbant undergarments. It is so good, you will ejaculate.
Read all the Ringworld, Slaver, Kzin/Man Wars books you can find.