I liked the first one better, [b[Tracer**.
Don’t make me use this phaser.
SHIT!!
Sorry 'bout the name coding, Tracer
I go to bed now… after more whiskey…
and if she ever stops IMing me… good god, what have i done?
I have my outlook express set up with Mick Jagger saying, " You gawt some leh’ers"
You need to change your user name to NonSequitir. 
I’d be scared, except this is coming from an AOL user.
:smack:
I hate you
I berate you
I say Screw you, too
It’s all bloody worthless
We’re better off dead
That was the Writer’s kid as the punk on the bus. Or so I was told
By a talking cat
At midnite
In the rain
Kirk Thatcher.
I knew that without looking it up on IMDB.
I am the King of Trek Trivia. Who wants to touch me?
No, not you. You neither. Okay, yes… you. You can touch me.
Wasn’t Kirk Thatcher Leonard Nimoy’s assistant or something?
Tag, Aesiron! You’re it!
I made it through the first ten minutes of the first Pitts and then quit.
Malcolm tonight was more screaming between Hal and Lois when they were trying to write their will. There were a lot of flashbacks to earlier episodes. Filler.
I think he was one of the writers. Or one of their sons, like the CluelessWonder said. Might be the first time he was right. Ever.
I only started watching Malcolm this year so I wouldn’t have minded the filler. I’m bad about not catching onto a show until it’s been on a while or in some cases (Cheers, Seinfeld, etc) when the series is drawing to a close.
I’ve seen maybe three minutes of The Pitts total. And two minutes of that was tonight when I realized it was coming on instead of King of the Hill.
Did you see the X2 show that came on at 7:00 EDT? I can’t wait for May 2nd. Nightcrawler and Collossus are two of my favorite characters ever and both looked badass. Now all I need is Apocalypse and Archangel and I could die happy.
By the way, when you tag people, you touch their back, shoulder, arm or something, Viva. You don’t grab there. :eek:
ten minutes of the Pitts? That’s 9 minutes, 55 seconds more than i lasted with their first episode, before i was stiken deaf by their mega-ultra-loud laugh track and changed the channel. Who thought making the child molester from Happiness into a tv dad was a good idea?
God, I hate Malcolm…[sub]in the middle[/sub].
But I like Travis.
But I don’t like his brother.
(I’m trying SO HARD to stay on-topic, here. Ya’ll aren’t making it easy).
Send me the WAV file, dammit.
Now.
There’s a topic here?
ObTopic: So, how 'bout that line in “Fortunate Son” about needing a warp 3 engine just to stay in business, eh?
Was he being funny? Trying to suck up to Captain Leap? Commenting on changing technology. as an independent truck driver might say, “I’ll have to buy an airline to stay in business!”
Wow, I leave the thread for the weekend, and when I come back on Monday I don’t know what the hell’s going on.
yeah? i WAS here all weekend and i don’t know what’s going on. Not that that is anything new.
That’s what you get for missing staff meetings.
Daily Report for Enterprise Thread #000098124523
10:00 NCB makes joke about T’Pol’s catsuit
10:47 Knckers refers to shirtless Travis
11:34 Tars Tarkas makes a long rambling post about vampires, which ends with a reference to shirless Hoshi
12:21 'plant begins the raspberry hijack
12:35 raspberry hijack in full swing, NCB brings in elderberries as well
1:32 Aesiron complains he missed the show due to basketball
1:46 vivalostwages corrects spelling mistakes over the last night, and repeats Knckers’ shirtless Travis post
2:08 Tars Tarkas is attacked at work by a cyborg chimp
2:46 A Troll signs up on the board named PandaLover, and is banned in 8 minutes after spamming links to Panda Porn all over CoCC.
3:01 Aesiron begins the wombat hijack
3:09 vivalostwages begins the dancing Small Wonder robot girl hijack
3:14 Claiming “there can be only one,” the two new hijacks bettle to the death. While fighting, 'plant introduces the Speedracer could beat up Aquaman hijack, which beats the previous two.
3:45 Speed Racer is beaten up by Aquaman, who is then beaten up by Racer X, who unknown to Speed is Speed’s missing older brother.
4:01 Tars Tarkas finally does some work at his lab
4:03 Tars Tarkas has finished doing actually work at his lab, and gets back to surfing the net.
4:07 Cervaise posts a long, thought out essay on te decline of the Series, which is singled out for ridicule because it fails to mention Panda sex, Porthos, and topless Hoshi
4:09 tracer introduces the “how do you like your eggs?” hijack
5:01 'plant ignores wife’s pleas to come and eat dinner to instead post about how sunny side up is better in Arkansas
5:38 Knckers is hit on by a hairy legged guy
6:39 Jesus returns and offers eternal salvation. All SDMB trekkers miss him because they are arguing about Klingon ridge shape vs. family lines trying to determine inheritance patterns
7:43 'plant wakes up and realizes it is all a dream. There is no SDMB, Aesiron, NCB, Tars Tarkas, Cervaise, viva, Knckers, and tracer are all figments of his personality and he is living in a mental home in upstate Utah.
8:29 NCB wakes up and realizes that 'plant is just a dream version of himself. And you were there, and you were there, and YOU!
9:24 Tars Tarkas announces he wasn’t really there. this is surprising since he should be in Cantonese class at this time. A SDMB investigation team is sent to investigate
10:27 Aliens land in Moscow and demand that humans stop fighting. Russian Trekkers attack them with Bat’leths, causing all of Europe to be nuked from orbit. SDMB discusses this by arguing over the biochemistry of Spock’s blood.
11:30 Cervaise begins the poodle hijack
11:43 viva begins the bulldog hijack
11:56 the two hijacks mate, resulting in the spay and neuter your pets hijack
12:23 a sock named BobBarking shows up in the thread and says Cecil is fake. His is executed and roasted over an open fire, but needed more BBQ sauce.
2:00 the boards go down for maintenance, wiping out Tars’s post, which would have been the coolest post EVER! this happens every day.