I’m still wondering this even after seeing it – they just fail to address this issue. Although this could very well be the reason for the continued animosity between the hyoo-mans and the skags.
Ah… a phizzer cutting founder…
Was rather interesting – though when we had the slo-mo shot of Deputy Dicknose raising his pistol (just before shooting the school-marm), I was half expecting to see the next part in bullet-time.
Yea
Their tailor has a poetic license.
They did. “I will meet you at the landing point. There is something I must do first”.
I am ashamed to not understand your classical reference.
Did Deputy Dawg/Dicknose say “Fuck” when he saw the transporter? It is not in the closed captioning.
I misspelled Pliney
Archer: Oh boy…
Trip: Shall I scout aroun’, Cap’n?
Townsman: Howdy strangers!
Archer: They all sound like you do, Trip. Uncivilized…
Trip: Shut the hell up, Cap’n sir!
T’Pol: Perhaps we should keep a low profile
Archer: What does Ziggy think I’m here to do?
Al: There’s a 78% chance you’re here to save a school marm and shoot a bunch of assholes.
Archer: Okay, I can do that.
Panda: Why don’t I have any lines?
Trip: Bug off, we’re busy. I don’ make out with Ol’ BigBoobPointyEars until next week.
Archer: Why haven’t I leaped yet?
Are there six-shooter-cutting six-shooters?
Well, it was close, but not clear – just replayed that scene. Sounded more like a half-grunt-half-word. Perhaps it was…
Ffffrrghhhh!
Or perhaps a slight variation on the spelling…
<<I am ashamed to not understand your classical reference.>>
Things aren’t always what they seem. In answer to the Case
<<Did Deputy Dawg/Dicknose say “Fuck” when he saw the transporter? It is not in the closed captioning.>>
He used a Skag word: phock. Defined as: “Where the fuckin’ hell did they get a transporter, shit?”
They really missed the boat by not giving Bethany (the schoolmarm) some serious Panda. They teased us with her unconscious bare torso in sick bay. 
She should’ve been dancing nude in the denoument.
That girl is hot!
;j
Well, that episode was surprisingly good! 
And you know what? I’m just suspending disbelief now–I don’t want to know the answers to some things, especially the most obvious overlooks. I’ve just decided that it’s not going to really accomplish anything for me other than to give me a possible ulcer or just get me all riled up at “Bermaga” again. LOL My only complaints were that there are still some characters who just are not getting airtime at all (we all know who they are …); not enough Phlox, and -no- Porthos!
Oh yeah, and since I probably won’t get to see any Tellarites for a while now, can we please bring back that nice Xindi Sloth?! 
Wait a minute. This whole premise made NO SENSE! Earthlings were abducted 200-300 years ago and spirited off to this new planet. But their offspring would have progressed technologically during that time just like we did. They were the dominant species. Why haven’t they developed space flight? It’s earthlings on an earth-like planet, there development would be similar to ours. Unless I missed something. Did the aliens pick and choose the dumbest earthlings to kidnap?
No, this was the worst yet. Is this show really aimed at adults?
A few thousand stage a slave revolt, destroy their master’s technology and you want them to develop space flight?
They are busy staying alive.
Hmm. Sounded like “ffffghk!!!” to me.
I vote it passes the smell test. He said the F-word.
6,000 people instead of 6,000,000,000 people. Assuming linearity, they’d only develop .0001% of the technology. (And I’m being generous by using early 21st centrur population stats.)
Hey, this episide was GOOD! And when you consider how easy it would’ve been to have done another dumb western-themed Trek episode, that makes it even better.
That was great when Reed shot T’Pol.
After the horse episode, I’m more convinced than ever that T’Rip and T’Pol hook up eventually?
One slight nitpick. If you’re sending T’Pol down to mingle with 19th century types, give her a wig with long hair. It not only can cover her elf ears, but no women had short hair then. Duh!!!
Good episode to spite the many many plot holes. It got me thinking though, in Twilight, all the humans get wiped out but a select few. Does that mean in the alternate history they never ran into the westerners?
I enjoyed Reid shooting T’pol. Very un-Starfleet of him. Shoot out was cool, especially Archer charging over the banister and shooting the ground out from under that guy.
Thats right, western-saloon-backdrop cutting phasers. $2.99 for 100g!
Boooooooo!
SHOOT THE HOSTAGE!
Take her out of the equation.