I died? Why did I have to die?
Does this mean the next meeting will be about me? Do I get to have hot monkey sex with Robin Curtis too?
Wait! Point of continuity!
Does The Panda speak, or does it just growl meaningfully?
Or perhaps, it cleverly combines both…
Panda:“Rrrrets rrrro, rrrip!
Rrro, boy a Rrranda rrack!”
<slurp!>
Trip: “Doggone it, Panda! I was saving that catfish sandwitch for later!”
Sand witch?!
Yikes!
I hate those desert hags.
Maybe his mutant power is jumping on misspellings faster than the Panda pouncing on a jar of decon gel.
<sniff> Another post, shot down in its prime, lost to the tragedy of senseless misspelling. Kids, don’t let this happen to you!
I thought you really meant “sandwitch.”
'Cause every Southern boy knows the bread food thingy is a “sammich.”
Hope that helps.
(I’m really enjoying all my mutant powers. 
)
It depends. on Decon heavy shows, the Panda has the intelligence of the combined consiousness of north america nd regularly wins Nobel prizes for the sciences and philosphies. On smart episodes like the one with the Tholians, the panda is a brain damaged drool bag.
So do I get to boink Robin Curtis or what?
Your the red shirted ensign.
And sorry, Robin Curtis is out. But we have managed to bring in Robin Williams for you. Just imagine hes a very hairy bear.
I don’t even own a red shirt, you lousy Canuck!
[mork mork mork]
Hey! Keep in down in there!
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by NoClueBoy *
**You know?
In real life…
I really do have a foot fetish.
SNIP
[QUOTE]
As long as you’re not hot for Phlox’s phunky feet, it’s tolerable.
“…He was a hairy bear
He was a scary bear…”
I suppose it could have been worse. They could have gotten Robin Leach.
[annoying accent]
“Hello! This is Robin Leach! Welcome to Lifestyles of the Geeky and Sex Obsessed!”
[/annoying accent]
Yes I was the one who started the complaints about the incessant pandering whenever they ran out of plot ideas to steal from previous Treks. But the panda gained a life of its own asfter that.
Hey, is this one of you guys?
So, do the transporters work? Cause this guy could make some serious money if they do. Way more than 1.7M.
re: phunky phoot phetishes - Are we going to see some toe sucking in the T’Pol/Phlox decon scene? I really hope not. God, I really, really hope not.
Kn(surprisingly, not a foot-fetishest)ckers)
This was my favorite part:
I probably would have left that part out . . .
I guess he’d still have a normal house if Mrs. Alleyne had just stood by her man? He must have needed a lot of therapy after the break-up, if it took 10 years of home-improvement.
Wonder what drove her away. Maybe that he kept calling the garage the “shuttle bay,” or his fear that opening the wondows will lead to decompression.
I bet it was all the flashing and beeping of the sickbay-style computerized readouts above the bed.
i think it was the sex only every seven years…
[sub](or the worf mask. ::shudders::)[/sub]