I’ve seen “panda” referred to in many an Enterprise thread. I missed that joke somewhere along the line. Would someone enlighten me? Purty please?
A long, long time ago…
In a thread far, far away…
A Trek Doper referred to Pander the Panda beause of some overt sexuality in certain scenes in ENT.
It was shortened to Panda.
Search Cafe for Panda for about November of last year in an ENT thread.
If you can’t find it, one of us will have it on our old CP, I’m sure. But, it’s late and I’m off to my sleep chamber.
TTFN
There’s a Plushie Porthos toy, but we really want a Plushie Panda with anatomically correct parts.
I have insomnia so here you go. Ctrl-F and type in Panda.
Notice the lack of Aesiron. That’s a dead give away that it’s a subpar Enterprise thread.
Sexual Harrassment Panda.
Aes, it ain’t subpar, it’s subwarp!
Sorry, little Lorie girl. We’ll get this thread rocking just like all the others.
Just wait till Kn*ckers comes in here and loses her pants! 
duct-taping pants firmly in place
Yeah? Think so? I’ll show you! Why, these pants are stuck on better than any pants ever were before.
Now, if only I’d remembered to put on a shirt…
I’m sorry, Kn*ckers, I didn’t hear what you just said. I was too busy staring.
Suddenly, I have the horrifying suspicion that you are not really a woman.
I have a hideous vision of a sweaty, hairy-backed guy sitting naked in his basement, fantasizing about a nubile exhibitionist who just can’t help mentioning her sweet jujubees at every opportunity. Her perky, heaving, glistening… –type type type– “Yeah, this’ll get 'em going…”
<cartoon character> :eek: ogidy ogidy ogidy ogidy ogidy </cartoon>
(Sorry. I just found it mildly ironic that the SDMB, while making fun of Trek Panda, cannot resist gravitating to its own species of bamboo-rubbing carnivore. :D)
Teehee. Well you’ll never know, Cervaise. But for the record, I don’t have a basement.
I see your point about the irony of our panda mockery, but for my part, I like the panda. It makes me happy.
Kn(who is pretty sure she really is a girl)ckers
Another Thread gone to Panda-monium! It is a Pandemic! Good thing i am safe in Panda Francisco!
I understand now.
I understand everything now.
/kissing Star Trek Doper feet/ smooch smooch. Mmm…lick lick…nibble nibble…
oh…sorry…Never knew i had a foot fetish…
You know?
In real life…
I really do have a foot fetish.
How you doin?
resistance is futile… ooh baby… you will be assimilated… a little more to the left… oh yeah
Pft. Stomachs are where it’s at. Feet’re just smelly and nasty.
Hey NoClueBoy!! I used to live in OKC! (now in Tulsa)
So…were ya in the wicked tornadoes? You still alive??? Do you still have feet?
Hmm… maybe your mutant power is like Wolverine’s healing factor. Weren’t you face down in a ditch for like three weeks or more?
grooooowll
Help me Panda,
Help, help me Panda
Help me Panda yeah
Get her out of my mind
I’m fine, see y’all in a little bit.
Wearia: Welcome to the cult of Pander the Enterprise Panda.
Last weeks meeting we discussed Hoshi’s hotness, T’Pol’s butt, how we hate Archer, how explosions are cool and where to find the best phaser-cutting phasers at cheaper than dirt prices.
Now, we shall open the meeting with the symbolic fighting of Kirk and Spock from TOS. Who would like to volunteer?
tracer/NoClueBoy: ME! MEEEE! OOO MEEE!
Wearia:Alright, here are your large sharp sticks, music please.
Tars Tarkas: Do do do, do do do do do, do do do, do do do do do do, do do do! NEE NEE NEE, do do do! DUN NUN NUN! DA DA! LALALA DUNNNNN!
Applause
Wearia: Now, we will have vivalostwages say words in Klingon that sound like other words.
viva: Mor Be’ir Woh Man!
laughter
viva: Bu’uts ir Stenk E!
histarical laughter
viva: Oi lek toi pek min noss ard iet et!
Aerison dies from laughter asphyxiation
Wearia: Now, discussion of who chef really is.
carnivorousplant: Crewman Daniels!
Tars: Ha! The Vulcan science command has stated that it is impossible to time travel if you work in food preparation!
carnivorousplant: LIAR!
Kn*ckers: Do do do do do do do do, do do do.
Cervaise: No carny! He has more arms then you!
carnivorousplant: Shhhh! I’m hoping he doesn’t know that!
Panda: F#@%ing nutballs…
Wearia, you totally rock my planet.