It’s Martha Stewart - she signed on to avoid that nasty Imclone business.
Hmmm…Martha Stewart AND Issac Hayes?
I’m trying to think of a song about Martha by the fire…It’s pretty ugly. I won’t go there.
^:)^
It might even be one of Emeril’s descendants.
“BAM! Here’s a nice pan-fried catfish for you…Let’s kick it up a notch with some of my famous sauce in a jar…Happy happy happy!”
:rolleyes:
A guidon is the small pennant or flag carried at the right end of the front rank of a military formation. Guinan was the character played by Whoopi Goldberg on TNG. I hadn’t thought of her being Chef, however…it could work.
Of course, I have to agree that Isaac Hayes would be a brilliant choice to play the mysterious Chef. “Hello, Cap’n” “Hey, Chef…”
Before every meal, the captain calls a chef out from the podium, either Enterprise Chef Earth, Enterprise Chef Vulcan, or Enterprise Chef Suliban. He has one hour to prepare dishes using the theme ingredient randomly chosen by the resequencer.
Podium?
Chef is a public speaker?
Have we ever seen Dr. Vlox and the chef in the same scene? Could it be?
I think I have seen Vlox in the mess though. Actually I think I saw a human male filling plates with food in one episode.
How about an actual chef made of Iron, that goes beserk, leveling downtown Tokyo after it programs itself to grow. Chef Jet Jaguar!!! Whoo-hoo!!!
They don’t have replicators yet, only a more primitive ancestor called a protein resequencer.
Instead of creating something in seconds, it may take HOURS to create a meal, a pair of boots, a gauze bandage, etc. fom leftovers and poop :rolleyes:
The server is a guy, yes, and that’s why I think Chef may be a woman. I just have a feeling–no particular rationale.
God, I hope Phlox isn’t in the kitchen. He might drop his trimmed toenails into the soup to spice it up. {insert “yecch” smiley here}
Anyone ever seen Neelix and Phlox togehter at the same time?
Violation of Geneva conventions right there… (or Khitomer Accords, to up the nerdage!)
Only if they have their shoes off.