Normally, right about now I’d go out for a smoke. But I can’t do that today or Shayna will hit me on the head with an anvil. So instead, it’s Saturday, I’m at work and frickin bored!
What do you people do to entertain yourself at work when things get really slow?
Ever play football (that’s American Football for our overseas Dopers) with a piece of paper? You fold the paper into a triangle and flick it back and forth across the desk vs a friend? I’m kinda doing that. I’ve made a field goal with two empty soda cans, 5 pencils, and lots of Scotch tape. I’m practicing my field-goal kicking skills from different angles and distances.
sigh
Needing a smoke and really cheesed off that I’m here instead of home in my underwear watching Saturday morning cartoons and eating Coco Puffs.
Two days, 17 hours, 48 minutes and 30 seconds. 41 cigarettes not smoked, saving $6.37. Life saved: 3 hours, 25 minutes.