Epic jokes you wish you could pull off.

I would like to see a whole town get together and evacuate for May 21, 2011. On May 22 every house should be empty and stuff left out like they disappeared. The people would stay away for a week. Maybe they could all go on a cruise for the duration.

That’s pretty much what most of the town of Augusta, GA does for a week in April every year.

This requiires a set-up/explanation ------ the old Harley 2-strokes had this odd trait; if you turned the timing around the motor would run in reverse. Which meant you had 5 gears going backwards rather than forward. We used to do this and screw around riding dirt and parking lots. I always wanted to get about 10 of these bikes, set them for reverse, and get 9 other people to join me riding them on the street like that.

For real life over the top stunts, I met a guy through the amusement park groups worthy of a shout-out.

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mark cline april fools

I wish everyone actually HAD gotten those gorilla suits for when John Glenn came back down from outer space.

That would be EPIC!