When I saw this Onion article:
General Mills’ Star Wars: Episode II Cereal Gets It All Wrong
… I immediately thought of you, SPOOFE. 
I thought that article was hi-larious. Critiquing a cereal as if it was a movie? Genius!
I’m surprised he liked C-3POes, they were terrible!!!
C3po’s were terrific! I used to eat 'em three meals a day…
I wish I could say that of my breakfast. Rice Krispies are just so damn boring.