Last night, my mother nagged me about a cosmetic prescription drug I was thinking about getting (Propecia), and warned that I should study the side effects. She joking suggested that it could make my eyeballs bleed, thinking that she came up with some outrageously implausible and horrifying hypothetical.
That urged me to remind her that it’s her artificial sweetener that has bleeding from the eyes as a known side-effect. I read that years ago, as a kid, right off of the package - I think. This was long before we’ve heard of the internet, let alone had access to it, so I wouldn’t have stumbled across the claim online.
We had a long laugh about it after I reminded her about the warning, because she insisted that there’s no way any company would be able to sell a food product that warned, right on the package, that it could make your eyes bleed. And I’d agree, but I’m certain I read it on an Equal packet. I’ve searched online, and while that’s confirmed that knowledge of that side-effect exists, relevant hits are surprisingly sparse, and nothing suggests that it’s ever been printed on the actual packaging.
And we’ve both checked an Equal packet, recently (as well as Sweet-and-Low, just in case I got that detail wrong), and the warning isn’t there. Does anyone here know for sure if “bleeding from the eyes” was ever printed as a warning on Equal (or at least have the same vague memory of it)?
